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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

 
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bump for more info and for Astro to come here and shut this shit down.
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One of these days someone is going to be right!

I hope this is not true as I will be in Tucson and

not in my cozy cabin on top of a mtn.

Oh well, at least I'll be with my children & grandchildren.

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I can't believe this info, unless confirmed (or denied) by Astro : P
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i just want to know...

do we have 8 days (like in title)?

or

do we have 15 days (like in body of text)?

or is all of this just the alcohol talking?
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OK..... I SWEAR to GOD, if this leads to yet ANOTHER unfulfilled doom stiffy, someone is going to wish that a comet had hit, I tell you whut!

Something tells me this might warrant a level 5 Fandango Special Uncle Alert though...

:unc_alert_rico:
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bump
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Only one thing left to do then...beer2
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I can't believe this info, unless confirmed (or denied) by Astro : P
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There is real no info to be debunked my friend just a badly written statement


Easy to make your own decision , be brave you can do it ..... no proof or no evidence = no doom

Thread is weak so far



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This doom must be postponed. I will be at the beach sippin' on brews and watching my wife dancing naked upon the sand.

The following week works better for me.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


as other threads

Thread: "Dark Comet" en route to Earth according to BBC News

are now reporting this, i think it deserves a pin.
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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


as other threads

Thread: "Dark Comet" en route to Earth according to BBC News

are now reporting this, i think it deserves a pin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


bump
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I can't believe this info, unless confirmed (or denied) by Astro : P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35147438


There is real no info to be debunked my friend just a badly written statement


Easy to make your own decision , be brave you can do it ..... no proof or no evidence = no doom

Thread is weak so far



Murdoch
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Seriously, you're relying on a known PAID NASA dis-information agent for confirmation or refutal?
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Only one thing left to do then...beer2
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I think I prefer panic sex!tounge
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Deal, what time should I be there?bananasex
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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


as other threads

Thread: "Dark Comet" en route to Earth according to BBC News

are now reporting this, i think it deserves a pin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501



Theres nothing solid in that thread that backs your statement op

Perhaps some external links to news or facts would help back your thread up for me



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I can't believe this info, unless confirmed (or denied) by Astro : P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35147438


There is real no info to be debunked my friend just a badly written statement


Easy to make your own decision , be brave you can do it ..... no proof or no evidence = no doom

Thread is weak so far



Murdoch
 Quoting: Howling mad murdoch


Seriously, you're relying on a known PAID NASA dis-information agent for confirmation or refutal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Nope I'm not

I'm waiting on you providing something So I can make my own decisions

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No idea if OP is for real, but dark comets apparently are:

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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I can't believe this info, unless confirmed (or denied) by Astro : P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35147438


There is real no info to be debunked my friend just a badly written statement


Easy to make your own decision , be brave you can do it ..... no proof or no evidence = no doom

Thread is weak so far



Murdoch
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Seriously, you're relying on a known PAID NASA dis-information agent for confirmation or refutal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Nope I'm not

I'm waiting on you providing something So I can make my own decisions

Murdoch
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By proof you mean some sort of government declaration. Don't expect this until the last day or so though images will be forthcoming in the next day or so.
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There is real no info to be debunked my friend just a badly written statement


Easy to make your own decision , be brave you can do it ..... no proof or no evidence = no doom

Thread is weak so far



Murdoch
 Quoting: Howling mad murdoch


Seriously, you're relying on a known PAID NASA dis-information agent for confirmation or refutal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Nope I'm not

I'm waiting on you providing something So I can make my own decisions

Murdoch
 Quoting: Howling mad murdoch



By proof you mean some sort of government declaration. Don't expect this until the last day or so though images will be forthcoming in the next day or so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Okay op I'll wait for that






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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
me tel u might be sooner than 15 days. try mae 15 we friends tho ok?
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Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
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So I've been drinking alot since this information came to light, and my grammar and spelling might not be perfect, or Queen's English...so what? The information I am giving is valid, and if it saves only a few lives then I will be happy. Not sure what will happen now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


A comet of 60 miles diameter will hit the earth and this thread will save a few lives ohyeah
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eight days or fifteen days?
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He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
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eight days or fifteen days?
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He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
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Finally we are saved...

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eight days or fifteen days?
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He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
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eight days or fifteen days?
 Quoting: grumpier


He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Can you post a link to your obviously more thorough information? Just your word otherwise.
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one star for you. linksucks smile_kiss
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eight days or fifteen days?
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He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


There it is.... /thread.
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eight days or fifteen days?
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He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


There it is.... /thread.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
eight days or fifteen days?
 Quoting: grumpier


He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


So I'm putting these bastard tomato plants back out again then..?
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OK..... I SWEAR to GOD, if this leads to yet ANOTHER unfulfilled doom stiffy, someone is going to wish that a comet had hit, I tell you whut!

Something tells me this might warrant a level 5 Fandango Special Uncle Alert though...

unc_alert_rico
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Once again Dr. Astro stops the fear mongering hoaxers. A true American hero.
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Lol! What is it about "astronomers" and their grammar?
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
eight days or fifteen days?
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He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
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Once again Dr. Astro stops the fear mongering hoaxers. A true American hero.
 Quoting: Enorm Uskowk


How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo?

Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion?

He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned.

The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard.

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