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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

 
Evil Cretin Heretic

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Once again Dr. Astro stops the fear mongering hoaxers. A true American hero.
 Quoting: Enorm Uskowk


How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo?

Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion?

He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned.

The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18681750


You defend th OP with such vigor ..... is the op actually you?


Murdoch
 Quoting: Howling mad murdoch


Nope didn't defend him at all, in fact I hold him in low esteem, but it is really annoying how you all love astro without question.
He can say anything and everyone just goes,"ahh, I feel better now."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18681750


Yikes!! Astro-envy!!
Free speech is never free.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Because this is a very fast moving "Dark Comet," visual identification is still only possible with even the most powerful optics. Proof will come shortly. I do not believe the government will make an announcment until the last day or so, since obviously they would not want to incite mass panic.
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That and crash the economy.
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I don't care who tries to debunk this one. I find it HIGHLY coincidental that BBC ran this SAME STORY for 10 seconds and it was pulled off the air!

Something is up people!

Thread: "Dark Comet" en route to Earth according to BBC News
 Quoting: truthseeker353


Wow...I just had a strange thought!
What if someone is hired by the gov to be
a "paid shill" on GLP...O.K. he/she is doing
their crap job (and THEY KNOW IT IS A CRAP
JOB...) and hears in the lunchroom one day
that they are supposed to 'DEBUNK' any
thread on the forums they are trolling that
have to do with comet/astroid impacts.
ALL OF A SUDDEN...one of them GROWS A
GODDAMNED BRAIN...AND THEY DECIDE....
that instead of DEBUNKING the thread--they
will actually give a HEADS-UP!!

I've worked at call-centers in those horrid
little cubbies they shove yo into for hours
and hours....it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to
monitor the work of every computer guy/gal
who works for them. Even the REALLLY
EXPENSIVE computer systems that have the
ability to "monitor"--only monitor a
small percentage of the calls by the
ADMIN folks. And....if everyone takes
their lunch break at the same time--
this SHILL WITH A BRAIN....may actuallly
get onto the puter and post a thread
know full-well that he's going against
the "BIG BOSS" .....but for minimum wage
who would turn against their own people
knowing FOR SURE there is a catastrophe
in the making????
....Just sayin....
Cheers!
SK

CALLING ALL SHILL WITH BRAINS...PLEASE GIVE
US A HEADS UP IF YOU HEAR ANYTHNG! THANK YOU!

UHOHmeteorite

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Sooooo... For the non-delta-T speaking, non-astrophysicists in the room.... Does this all mean:

1. Panic sex, take in the tomato plants and shit our adult diapers, or,
2. Carry on, there's nothing to see here...

WHICH GOD DAMNIT???!!!
Evil Cretin Heretic

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Sooooo... For the non-delta-T speaking, non-astrophysicists in the room.... Does this all mean:

1. Panic sex, take in the tomato plants and shit our adult diapers, or,
2. Carry on, there's nothing to see here...

WHICH GOD DAMNIT???!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28966721


Leave the plants out
Keep the diapers unsoiled
Carry on, but
have panic sex just in case
Free speech is never free.
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05/09/2013 01:42 PM
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
OP farted and flew off into space.
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Almost sounds like the plot from Deep Impact

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I think you're the 287th astronomer working for a government agency to post "inside information" on this subject to this website. cruise
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05/09/2013 01:49 PM
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Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


So I've been drinking alot since this information came to light, and my grammar and spelling might not be perfect, or Queen's English...so what? The information I am giving is valid, and if it saves only a few lives then I will be happy. Not sure what will happen now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Save a few lives? LOL. A comet of that magnitude would wipe out life on the planet. You wouldn't be saving shit son. cruise
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i suck at maths.. so, what's the doom date?
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Sooooo... For the non-delta-T speaking, non-astrophysicists in the room.... Does this all mean:

1. Panic sex, take in the tomato plants and shit our adult diapers, or,
2. Carry on, there's nothing to see here...

WHICH GOD DAMNIT???!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28966721


Leave the plants out
Keep the diapers unsoiled
Carry on, but
have panic sex just in case
 Quoting: Evil Cretin Heretic


Thank you!

/exits thread to go find girl with low self-esteem
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Once again Dr. Astro stops the fear mongering hoaxers. A true American hero.
 Quoting: Enorm Uskowk


How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo?

Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion?

He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned.

The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18681750


Dont mind that dick rider lol
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Once again Dr. Astro stops the fear mongering hoaxers. A true American hero.
 Quoting: Enorm Uskowk


How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo?

Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion?

He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned.

The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18681750


Dont mind that dick rider lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38830946


Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013
Old Coot

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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Let's see:

Possible doom on May 18th?, May 24th? from Dark Comet crashing into the Atlantic.

What is the doom for June 15th as one poster cites?
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Let's see:

Possible doom on May 18th?, May 24th? from Dark Comet crashing into the Atlantic.

What is the doom for June 15th as one poster cites?
 Quoting: Old Coot


This lady foresaw something happening in the Atlantic Ocean:

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60 mile diameter comet hitting, you can hide wherever the fuck you want, it won't help you. you'll be dead.
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And I.... take it just a little bit
And I.... hold my breath and count to ten
I........been waiting for a chance to let you in
If I just BREEEAAATH!
Let it fill the space in between
I'll know, everything is alrite
BREEEAAATHE! Every little piece of me
You'll see, everything is alrite.
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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Because this is a very fast moving "Dark Comet," visual identification is still only possible with even the most powerful optics. Proof will come shortly. I do not believe the government will make an announcment until the last day or so, since obviously they would not want to incite mass panic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


why not?

we may as well have SOME fun. think of all the PS opportunities passing us by!
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And I.... take it just a little bit
And I.... hold my breath and count to ten
I........been waiting for a chance to let you in
If I just BREEEAAATH!
Let it fill the space in between
I'll know, everything is alrite
BREEEAAATHE! Every little piece of me
You'll see, everything is alrite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38830946


phew

you're RIGHT!

damned
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Only Reason Dr.(/) Asstro comes on a thread is to build his sub level ego.
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rockon
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And I.... take it just a little bit
And I.... hold my breath and count to ten
I........been waiting for a chance to let you in
If I just BREEEAAATH!
Let it fill the space in between
I'll know, everything is alrite
BREEEAAATHE! Every little piece of me
You'll see, everything is alrite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38830946


phew

you're RIGHT!

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39516539


lol Thank Michelle Branch
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Only Reason Dr.(/) Asstro comes on a thread is to build his sub level ego.
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lol get em
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boy, don't you dare say thank you to Dr. Astro lest the hoaxers karma bomb you.
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60 mile diameter comet hitting, you can hide wherever the fuck you want, it won't help you. you'll be dead.
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This
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60 mile diameter comet hitting, you can hide wherever the fuck you want, it won't help you. you'll be dead.
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This
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26023511


A 60 mile wide hit would not kill everyone, maybe 100 miles into the coast... Now a 300 mile rock would set the world clock back by a few hundred years!

We'd have a few generations or winter though!
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1400 hours Eastern...Correct?






Praise God!
Thank You Jesus!

BRING IT ON!
Thank You Father!
AR 15-SPECIALIST
ADMIT IT.....WERE FUCKED!!!

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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


And you come to GLP to do what???

Save the masses???

Why didn't you go to MSM with the hard facts you talk about if you "truly" cared and wanted people to be able to prepare in some way or another...

Sorry but you fail....

BTW, if your right ill came back in 9 or 16 days (since I'm still not sure when). And apologize:)
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Hmm...the Chixlub asteroid that destroyed most reptilian life on Earth was estimated at 10 kilometers, so this one is about 115 kilometers?

If true, survival impossible for entire coast of Atlantic and bordering countries. The acid rain and secondary ejecta fallout will destroy most vegetation across the planet.

If government has bunkers, running to them means bupkiss - because none of our government officials will have anyone to lord it over and they do not have a clue how to do anything on their own. Love to see congress critters all trying to hammer a nail or mix cement - clueless.

So, if true, then hasta la vista, baby.

My guess is that IF true, somebody shifted a decimal point and it's .6 miles in size and striking the Pacific and not the Atlantic - it's bigger.
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bump
Read a book- Dumbass
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