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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

 
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GCE TOMORROW!!!!
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There are so many hoaxes on here but I sincerely believe that about 10 percent is, we'll, let's just call them childish, while 90 percent is planned disinformation just in case someone genuine tries to reach us. You can clearly see how we'll that works here, the name calling starts every time.

Look what just happened here. Someone comes on with a warning and coincidently a station is bumped off air after 10 seconds of similar info.

Then an "established" poster comes on and everyone just accepts what he says without Ny of the so-called necessary links and back-up they were demanding of the OP. almost everyone blindly kisses Astro's ass for 'saving' them.

I say almost because I'm with the poster who asked, "what comet, Dr Astro?"

Obviously this person has some info about a comet we haven't heard about.
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Cometh comes from comet
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I can't believe this info, unless confirmed (or denied) by Astro : P
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Astro on "vacation"...
Guess he ran to his bunker.

Bring in the tomtatoes!
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Dont mind that dick rider lol
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Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013
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I'm putting that shit on my calendar OP. Anonymous had better deliver!
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After my conversation I will be posting an update tomorrow at 1400 hours. Images will be provided. As well as an impact statement.
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God Speed,have air tanks in the bugout
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WILL FOX NEWS STILL BE ON????????
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where is the best place to be so that i'll become a nice fossil
for them to find, 65 million years from now?
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In a flood of course. But this is not a flood event.
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what time is 1400...
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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
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if you give proof we will bow down to you; otherwise; get lost, it's nothing but shite
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Only Reason Dr.(/) Asstro comes on a thread is to build his sub level ego.
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eight days of fifteen it don't matter its great fishing bass here in Miramichi Canada. Grab a fishing rod and get fishing!!!!1dpanic
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Too cool!a fellow new brunswicker here on GLP!cheers from Fredericton!we are screwed anyway!between the tracking and our history of terrible governments bring on the doom!and yes u have the best fishing in the maritimes!cheers!
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eight days of fifteen it don't matter its great fishing bass here in Miramichi Canada. Grab a fishing rod and get fishing!!!!1dpanic
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Too cool!a fellow new brunswicker here on GLP!cheers from Fredericton!we are screwed anyway!between the tracking and our history of terrible governments bring on the doom!and yes u have the best fishing in the maritimes!cheers!
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Correction I meant fracking..lol
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I found out exactly what is wrong with OP:

Thread: I just drank a bottle of URINE will I get sick?
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Dont mind that dick rider lol
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Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013
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I'm putting that shit on my calendar OP. Anonymous had better deliver!
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After my conversation I will be posting an update tomorrow at 1400 hours. Images will be provided. As well as an impact statement.
 Quoting: dallasdog972


This sure reminds me of the Dr. Brown debacle of a few weeks ago.
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what time is 1400...
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2:00PM. Did he mention which time zone??
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Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


I'm putting that shit on my calendar OP. Anonymous had better deliver!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39566813


After my conversation I will be posting an update tomorrow at 1400 hours. Images will be provided. As well as an impact statement.
 Quoting: dallasdog972


This sure reminds me of the Dr. Brown debacle of a few weeks ago.
 Quoting: waitn4end


I thought it was Dr. Ricks. Now it's doc brown as well?
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I love these kinds of doom prediction threads from roleplayers!! Bring on the popcorn and pizza, folks!! cheersbeer2drinks
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By dark comet I'm sure your being politically correct.. You just don't want to tell anyone it has a FRO right? Or that its arriving in a Caddy?
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Let me be the first!

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This sure reminds me of the Dr. Brown debacle of a few weeks ago.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I thought it was Dr. Ricks. Now it's doc brown as well?


Dr Funkenstein is on the way!!


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If it was sixty miles in diameter they wouldn't be heading to an underground bunker, they'd be blasting off in a space shuttle.

Something that large would probably blast an eighth of the earth's land mass into space and knock us out of orbit. The shock from the impact itself would flatten buildings on the other side of the planet.

Anything that didn't die in the first couple of hours would be dead in a couple of weeks. Everything would go extinct. Everything.

If there was such a comet, I think it would actually be more of a "good" thing than a bad one. There is so much suffering and evil in this world, and those things are just in our nature so they never will change. The only sad part about it would be all the innocent animals that would be wiped out. But at least it would be the end to all suffering for good.
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eight days of fifteen it don't matter its great fishing bass here in Miramichi Canada. Grab a fishing rod and get fishing!!!!1dpanic
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Bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and I call BS on this thread. Have a great day.
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I found out exactly what is wrong with OP:

Thread: I just drank a bottle of URINE will I get sick?
 Quoting: No More Lies


Hilarious...
You win.

I'm seriously wasting my life reading threads on GLP.

Somebody please do me execution style right the fuck now!
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14:00 UTC? OP
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Once again Dr. Astro stops the fear mongering hoaxers. A true American hero.
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How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo?

Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion?

He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned.

The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard.
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Dont mind that dick rider lol
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Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013
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What time zone OP???
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How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo?

Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion?

He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned.

The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18681750


Dont mind that dick rider lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38830946


Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


What time zone OP???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39464638


bump
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It has been said that there is more to the truth than just the facts and you can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

F.E.A.R...False Evidence Appearing Real.. Designed to keep you in place an thats exactly what it will do if you let it.

Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.

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Poster 21257 obliterated the thread with his TRUTH COMET !!
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LOL...this thread made Ure's site:

[link to urbansurvival.com]

"It only took about 2½ hours from yesterday's post about Nostracodeus coming up with "asteroid" as a new hot word for a post to show up over at the Godlike Productions site under the none too reassuring title "Four Siren Alert: Eight Days to Impact" which goes into how a "dark comet" was supposedly going to impact Earth shortly.



So, I asked our source in Hawaii to pass it along to the newsroom and see what gives. After point out there are lots of PTB trolls out and about, how this is likely dis-info, and a decent lecture about asteroid searches he got into some interesting stuff:



"Second: Near Earth asteroids are not found by the Keck telescope. It's much too large and busy with other deep observations to be scanning for asteroids/comets. Asteroids are found by small, wide angle telescopes (11-inch, in some cases!) in the Near Earth Asteroid Threat system (NEAT) that look at wide swaths of sky and 'blink' multiple exposures to find something that moves against the background stars. If the Keck was actually used to examine a threat, the asteroid was found much earlier by the NEAT system and was never published. "

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