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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

 
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So far.. this Thread stated that the 'Impact' would be in eight days. That was on the 9th... we are still here.

Next?coffee4
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You spoke too soon, 8 days would be tomorrow.

coffee4
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Dumbass

05/09/2013 09:38 AM

quit with the fear mongering, you know damn
well based on my previous posts when this was initially
posted
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do you know what this sucker could do , 60 mile wide comet??? good googly mooogley, i mean that rock could mess our shit up. and so mum is the word they dont plan on telling anybody about it ????? now thats just not right, all the movies i have watched armegedon , the day after tommarow, 2012 , ect ect all the movies show the president either jumping in a jet to lead the fight or staying behind with the people , and so your saying that they are gonna hit the bunkers and leave us hanging , i say bullshit .bsflagbsflagbsflag
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Do YOU ALL Not SEE the Date on this Post?

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05/09/2013 09:38 AM

 Quoting: LoPsIDeD


one more time for the morons that cannot read a date
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Do YOU ALL Not SEE the Date on this Post?

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one more time for the morons that cannot read a date
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That would be MAY 9 as in May FIVE MONTHS AGO
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this website is strickly for amuzement purposes we are best to not take anything we read here serious . and i dont . so grow up all you whimpy cellar dwellers, mom,s not gonna kick you out of the cellar mmmmmmmmm kay!!!!
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Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


has terrible, has...
 Quoting: Drunk Uncle


I knew I would make such a mistake in a post complaining about grammar. My apologies.
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It is common to Skandinavian people, because you don't have different forms of a verb (I have, he has, we have). In your language, it is all 'have' (I have, he have, we have).
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So far.. this Thread stated that the 'Impact' would be in eight days. That was on the 9th... we are still here.

Next?coffee4
 Quoting: Elfsong


You spoke too soon, 8 days would be tomorrow.

coffee4
 Quoting: ****D4RK*ST4R****


Dumbass

05/09/2013 09:38 AM

quit with the fear mongering, you know damn
well based on my previous posts when this was initially
posted
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Lol. That's why nobody believes crap here. Pull out an old thread and call it new:22upass22:
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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9 pages of this drivel?

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Please UNPIN this FIVE MONTH OLD re-thread.
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This is all fine and dandy but I'd still like to hear what your uncle has to say about this
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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
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Can anyone confirm the validity of this?
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Please UNPIN this FIVE MONTH OLD re-thread.
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Maybe this PIN means GORDON DUFF was RIGHT?
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This Thread is 5 months old MORON, Can YOU NOT READ?

STOP FEAR MONGERING




Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Can anyone confirm the validity of this?
 Quoting: homelessguy92
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What fucking idiot karma pinned this?
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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


LoL yeah sure.

Have you seen footage of the meteorites in Russia? The closed zoomed in ones? The object that obliterated that meteorite?

Same type of objects or UFOS or however you want to call it have had a history or averting incidents in this planet. There is a bunch of information out there of these events. They have done it with nuclear bunkers where they have disappeared, have been disconnected and made useless.
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The rhyme first appeared in print in 1805, in a book titled Songs for the Nursery. Like many such rhymes, its origins are unclear. Some claim it was written by Dr Thomas Muffet (d.1604), an English physician and entomologist, regarding his stepdaughter Patience; others claim it refers to Mary, Queen of Scots (1543–87), who was said to have been frightened by religious reformer John Knox (1510–72).[2] The former explanation is speculative and the latter is doubted by most literary scholars, who note that stories linking folk tales or songs to political events are often urban legends.[1]
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So far.. this Thread stated that the 'Impact' would be in eight days. That was on the 9th... we are still here.

Next?coffee4
 Quoting: Elfsong


You spoke too soon, 8 days would be tomorrow.

coffee4
 Quoting: ****D4RK*ST4R****


Dumbass

05/09/2013 09:38 AM

quit with the fear mongering, you know damn
well based on my previous posts when this was initially
posted
 Quoting: LoPsIDeD


Dumbass? I'm a computer programmer, I'd hardly consider myself anything below genius.

Fear mongering? Not exactly, I was only having a bit of fun.

You? You need a fucking chill pill my friend, seriously, you're everything that is wrong with GLP.

Insult first, ask questions later.

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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Because this is a very fast moving "Dark Comet," visual identification is still only possible with even the most powerful optics. Proof will come shortly. I do not believe the government will make an announcment until the last day or so, since obviously they would not want to incite mass panic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Well at least tell us who found the pic. NASA is not working. If it is another government then why be afraid? Afraid you are doing a remake of other comet-doom events and we are all immune to the repetition...1dpanic
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who pinned this crap?
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Hey Genius, Know How to Read a Calendar?

So far.. this Thread stated that the 'Impact' would be in eight days. That was on the 9th... we are still here.

Next?coffee4
 Quoting: Elfsong


You spoke too soon, 8 days would be tomorrow.

coffee4
 Quoting: ****D4RK*ST4R****


Dumbass

05/09/2013 09:38 AM

quit with the fear mongering, you know damn
well based on my previous posts when this was initially
posted
 Quoting: LoPsIDeD


Dumbass? I'm a computer programmer, I'd hardly consider myself anything below genius.

Fear mongering? Not exactly, I was only having a bit of fun.

You? You need a fucking chill pill my friend, seriously, you're everything that is wrong with GLP.

Insult first, ask questions later.

bird
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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501





I call bullshit.

I've never known a scientist who did not know proper grammar and can't count.

8 days then 15 days.

"This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days".

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SON OF A BITCH....Dr Astro is on vacation.....And doom on...Do i send federal gov taxes...Or say fuck it....FUCK THE GOV....DOOM ON.....


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Wow, can't believe this old bullshit got re-pinned. Amazing. I guess some people will fall for ANYTHING. Or maybe the OP is re-pinning his own crap with a registered screen name. Whatever the case, I laughed when I re-read my own reply. I'm sure OP didn't get it, but I think it's pretty funny (yeah, I'm an arrogant prick like that).
eight days or fifteen days?
 Quoting: grumpier


He's probably using a delta-T of +60,4800 seconds. He got confused because by terrestrial time it looked like the impact would be 8 days from today, but by universal time it's 15 days from now.

OP, check your delta-T formula, I think you will find it to be in error. Once corrected you will see that the comet misses earth by 7 days.

No need to thank me OP, I'm always glad to help.
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Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


has terrible, has...
 Quoting: Drunk Uncle


I knew I would make such a mistake in a post complaining about grammar. My apologies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


LOL... now that is some good Karma action!!!! HA HA
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How can a comet be dark? It would have to be something else.
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OP, you are either legit or a damn good fear-monger.

I am truly hoping for the second option.


peace
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OP, you are either legit or a damn good fear-monger.

I am truly hoping for the second option.


peace
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IT's a FIVE MONTH OLD THREAD , IS EVERYONE STONED?
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Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
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