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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

 
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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
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eight days or fifteen days?
If you think a thread is important enough for others to read, go to page one and click on the green pin!!!
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Only one thing left to do then...beer2
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Here we go again....whatever
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bump
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eight days or fifteen days?
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Right G - good reading skill award to you! :-)
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
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Cool we will all wait patiently for some proof or evidence from you before I ask you anything else


Let's hope is good


popcorn

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Somebody call Dr. Astro!!!
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Somebody call Dr. Astro!!!
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His spaceship is stuck in chi town for repairs, evidentily he's heading for Denver???
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eight days or fifteen days?
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Because this is a very fast moving "Dark Comet," visual identification is still only possible with even the most powerful optics. Proof will come shortly. I do not believe the government will make an announcment until the last day or so, since obviously they would not want to incite mass panic.
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SON OF A BITCH....Dr Astro is on vacation.....And doom on...Do i send federal gov taxes...Or say fuck it....FUCK THE GOV....DOOM ON.....


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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


So I've been drinking alot since this information came to light, and my grammar and spelling might not be perfect, or Queen's English...so what? The information I am giving is valid, and if it saves only a few lives then I will be happy. Not sure what will happen now.
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Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


has terrible, has...
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Because this is a very fast moving "Dark Comet," visual identification is still only possible with even the most powerful optics. Proof will come shortly. I do not believe the government will make an announcment until the last day or so, since obviously they would not want to incite mass panic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501



Proof will come Shortly .....

okay i will wait



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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


So I've been drinking alot since this information came to light, and my grammar and spelling might not be perfect, or Queen's English...so what? The information I am giving is valid, and if it saves only a few lives then I will be happy. Not sure what will happen now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


My intention was not to insult you. However, you must understand why no one will believe you. Want to save lives? Please present us with compelling data.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


So I've been drinking alot since this information came to light, and my grammar and spelling might not be perfect, or Queen's English...so what? The information I am giving is valid, and if it saves only a few lives then I will be happy. Not sure what will happen now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Now that I can appreciate...drinks
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... today ... 40 days from First Fruits! ...
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... Oh I hope OP is accurate ...
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Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671


has terrible, has...
 Quoting: Drunk Uncle


I knew I would make such a mistake in a post complaining about grammar. My apologies.
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Dark Comet ? what about the tail ? comets have big tails and this can't be dark.
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eight days of fifteen it don't matter its great fishing bass here in Miramichi Canada. Grab a fishing rod and get fishing!!!!1dpanic
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bump for more info and for Astro to come here and shut this shit down.
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Right, and its such a big secret that you posted it in the Conspiracy site...Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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OK..... I SWEAR to GOD, if this leads to yet ANOTHER unfulfilled doom stiffy, someone is going to wish that a comet had hit, I tell you whut!

Something tells me this might warrant a level 5 Fandango Special Uncle Alert though...

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