FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

Yikes!! Astro-envy!!

That and crash the economy.

Wow...I just had a strange thought!
What if someone is hired by the gov to be
a "paid shill" on GLP...O.K. he/she is doing
their crap job (and THEY KNOW IT IS A CRAP
JOB...) and hears in the lunchroom one day
that they are supposed to 'DEBUNK' any
thread on the forums they are trolling that
have to do with comet/astroid impacts.
ALL OF A SUDDEN...one of them GROWS A
GODDAMNED BRAIN...AND THEY DECIDE....
that instead of DEBUNKING the thread--they
will actually give a HEADS-UP!!

I've worked at call-centers in those horrid
little cubbies they shove yo into for hours
and hours....it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to
monitor the work of every computer guy/gal
who works for them. Even the REALLLY
EXPENSIVE computer systems that have the
ability to "monitor"--only monitor a
small percentage of the calls by the
ADMIN folks. And....if everyone takes
their lunch break at the same time--
this SHILL WITH A BRAIN....may actuallly
get onto the puter and post a thread
know full-well that he's going against
the "BIG BOSS" .....but for minimum wage
who would turn against their own people
knowing FOR SURE there is a catastrophe
in the making????
....Just sayin....
Cheers!
SK

CALLING ALL SHILL WITH BRAINS...PLEASE GIVE
US A HEADS UP IF YOU HEAR ANYTHNG! THANK YOU!



Last Edited by SilentlyKnowing on 05/09/2013 01:17 PM

Sooooo... For the non-delta-T speaking, non-astrophysicists in the room.... Does this all mean:

1. Panic sex, take in the tomato plants and shit our adult diapers, or,
2. Carry on, there's nothing to see here...

WHICH GOD DAMNIT???!!!

Leave the plants out
Keep the diapers unsoiled
Carry on, but
have panic sex just in case

OP farted and flew off into space.

Almost sounds like the plot from Deep Impact

I think you're the 287th astronomer working for a government agency to post "inside information" on this subject to this website.

Save a few lives? LOL. A comet of that magnitude would wipe out life on the planet. You wouldn't be saving shit son.

i suck at maths.. so, what's the doom date?

Thank you!

/exits thread to go find girl with low self-esteem

Dont mind that dick rider lol

Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013

Let's see:

Possible doom on May 18th?, May 24th? from Dark Comet crashing into the Atlantic.

What is the doom for June 15th as one poster cites?

This lady foresaw something happening in the Atlantic Ocean:

60 mile diameter comet hitting, you can hide wherever the fuck you want, it won't help you. you'll be dead.

And I.... take it just a little bit
And I.... hold my breath and count to ten
I........been waiting for a chance to let you in
If I just BREEEAAATH!
Let it fill the space in between
I'll know, everything is alrite
BREEEAAATHE! Every little piece of me
You'll see, everything is alrite.

why not?

we may as well have SOME fun. think of all the PS opportunities passing us by!

phew

you're RIGHT!

Only Reason Dr.(/) Asstro comes on a thread is to build his sub level ego.

lol Thank Michelle Branch

lol get em

boy, don't you dare say thank you to Dr. Astro lest the hoaxers karma bomb you.

This

A 60 mile wide hit would not kill everyone, maybe 100 miles into the coast... Now a 300 mile rock would set the world clock back by a few hundred years!

We'd have a few generations or winter though!

1400 hours Eastern...Correct?






Praise God!
Thank You Jesus!

BRING IT ON!
Thank You Father!

And you come to GLP to do what???

Save the masses???

Why didn't you go to MSM with the hard facts you talk about if you "truly" cared and wanted people to be able to prepare in some way or another...

Sorry but you fail....

BTW, if your right ill came back in 9 or 16 days (since I'm still not sure when). And apologize:)

Hmm...the Chixlub asteroid that destroyed most reptilian life on Earth was estimated at 10 kilometers, so this one is about 115 kilometers?

If true, survival impossible for entire coast of Atlantic and bordering countries. The acid rain and secondary ejecta fallout will destroy most vegetation across the planet.

If government has bunkers, running to them means bupkiss - because none of our government officials will have anyone to lord it over and they do not have a clue how to do anything on their own. Love to see congress critters all trying to hammer a nail or mix cement - clueless.

So, if true, then hasta la vista, baby.

My guess is that IF true, somebody shifted a decimal point and it's .6 miles in size and striking the Pacific and not the Atlantic - it's bigger.