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Evil Cretin Heretic User ID: 1217128 United States 05/09/2013 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo? Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion? He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned. The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard. You defend th OP with such vigor ..... is the op actually you? Murdoch Nope didn't defend him at all, in fact I hold him in low esteem, but it is really annoying how you all love astro without question. He can say anything and everyone just goes,"ahh, I feel better now." Yikes!! Astro-envy!! Free speech is never free. Well I know it wasn't you who held me down Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains And we never even know we have the key - Eagles |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1219974 United States 05/09/2013 01:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you in advance for reading. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501 I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency. Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer. The end result: This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days. The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event. The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast. I will post more as I am able to. Because this is a very fast moving "Dark Comet," visual identification is still only possible with even the most powerful optics. Proof will come shortly. I do not believe the government will make an announcment until the last day or so, since obviously they would not want to incite mass panic. That and crash the economy. |
SilentlyKnowing User ID: 39544933 United States 05/09/2013 01:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't care who tries to debunk this one. I find it HIGHLY coincidental that BBC ran this SAME STORY for 10 seconds and it was pulled off the air! Quoting: truthseeker353 Something is up people! Thread: "Dark Comet" en route to Earth according to BBC News Wow...I just had a strange thought! What if someone is hired by the gov to be a "paid shill" on GLP...O.K. he/she is doing their crap job (and THEY KNOW IT IS A CRAP JOB...) and hears in the lunchroom one day that they are supposed to 'DEBUNK' any thread on the forums they are trolling that have to do with comet/astroid impacts. ALL OF A SUDDEN...one of them GROWS A GODDAMNED BRAIN...AND THEY DECIDE.... that instead of DEBUNKING the thread--they will actually give a HEADS-UP!! I've worked at call-centers in those horrid little cubbies they shove yo into for hours and hours....it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to monitor the work of every computer guy/gal who works for them. Even the REALLLY EXPENSIVE computer systems that have the ability to "monitor"--only monitor a small percentage of the calls by the ADMIN folks. And....if everyone takes their lunch break at the same time-- this SHILL WITH A BRAIN....may actuallly get onto the puter and post a thread know full-well that he's going against the "BIG BOSS" .....but for minimum wage who would turn against their own people knowing FOR SURE there is a catastrophe in the making???? ....Just sayin.... Cheers! SK CALLING ALL SHILL WITH BRAINS...PLEASE GIVE US A HEADS UP IF YOU HEAR ANYTHNG! THANK YOU! Last Edited by SilentlyKnowing on 05/09/2013 01:17 PM |
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Evil Cretin Heretic User ID: 1217128 United States 05/09/2013 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sooooo... For the non-delta-T speaking, non-astrophysicists in the room.... Does this all mean: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28966721 1. Panic sex, take in the tomato plants and shit our adult diapers, or, 2. Carry on, there's nothing to see here... WHICH GOD DAMNIT???!!! Leave the plants out Keep the diapers unsoiled Carry on, but have panic sex just in case Free speech is never free. Well I know it wasn't you who held me down Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains And we never even know we have the key - Eagles |
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Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States 05/09/2013 01:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Almost sounds like the plot from Deep Impact “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37268839 United States 05/09/2013 01:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37268839 United States 05/09/2013 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29060671 First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread. So I've been drinking alot since this information came to light, and my grammar and spelling might not be perfect, or Queen's English...so what? The information I am giving is valid, and if it saves only a few lives then I will be happy. Not sure what will happen now. Save a few lives? LOL. A comet of that magnitude would wipe out life on the planet. You wouldn't be saving shit son. |
Cr1ogeN User ID: 39567659 Romania 05/09/2013 01:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28966721 United States 05/09/2013 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sooooo... For the non-delta-T speaking, non-astrophysicists in the room.... Does this all mean: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28966721 1. Panic sex, take in the tomato plants and shit our adult diapers, or, 2. Carry on, there's nothing to see here... WHICH GOD DAMNIT???!!! Leave the plants out Keep the diapers unsoiled Carry on, but have panic sex just in case Thank you! /exits thread to go find girl with low self-esteem |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38830946 United States 05/09/2013 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo? Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion? He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned. The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard. Dont mind that dick rider lol |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 10932501 United States 05/09/2013 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How'd he do that? Spouting off some astro lingo? Did you even understand his explanation? And did he offer any context for his opinion? He did not come back and give amy backup info, so he just through random info out there for you to bite, as far as I'm concerned. The OP does not spout off being an astrophysicist so I don't hold him to a very high standard. Dont mind that dick rider lol Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38830946 United States 05/09/2013 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And I.... take it just a little bit And I.... hold my breath and count to ten I........been waiting for a chance to let you in If I just BREEEAAATH! Let it fill the space in between I'll know, everything is alrite BREEEAAATHE! Every little piece of me You'll see, everything is alrite. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39516539 United Kingdom 05/09/2013 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you in advance for reading. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501 I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency. Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer. The end result: This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days. The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event. The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast. I will post more as I am able to. Because this is a very fast moving "Dark Comet," visual identification is still only possible with even the most powerful optics. Proof will come shortly. I do not believe the government will make an announcment until the last day or so, since obviously they would not want to incite mass panic. why not? we may as well have SOME fun. think of all the PS opportunities passing us by! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39516539 United Kingdom 05/09/2013 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And I.... take it just a little bit Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38830946 And I.... hold my breath and count to ten I........been waiting for a chance to let you in If I just BREEEAAATH! Let it fill the space in between I'll know, everything is alrite BREEEAAATHE! Every little piece of me You'll see, everything is alrite. phew you're RIGHT! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38830946 United States 05/09/2013 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And I.... take it just a little bit Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38830946 And I.... hold my breath and count to ten I........been waiting for a chance to let you in If I just BREEEAAATH! Let it fill the space in between I'll know, everything is alrite BREEEAAATHE! Every little piece of me You'll see, everything is alrite. phew you're RIGHT! lol Thank Michelle Branch |
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Steve8511 User ID: 3152525 United States 05/09/2013 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 60 mile diameter comet hitting, you can hide wherever the fuck you want, it won't help you. you'll be dead. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39516539 This A 60 mile wide hit would not kill everyone, maybe 100 miles into the coast... Now a 300 mile rock would set the world clock back by a few hundred years! We'd have a few generations or winter though! |
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AR 15-SPECIALIST Admit it! We’re Fucked User ID: 8796927 United States 05/09/2013 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you in advance for reading. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501 I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency. Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer. The end result: This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days. The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event. The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast. I will post more as I am able to. And you come to GLP to do what??? Save the masses??? Why didn't you go to MSM with the hard facts you talk about if you "truly" cared and wanted people to be able to prepare in some way or another... Sorry but you fail.... BTW, if your right ill came back in 9 or 16 days (since I'm still not sure when). And apologize:) TRUMPS FAULT |
OMFGFMTT User ID: 34685441 United States 05/09/2013 03:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmm...the Chixlub asteroid that destroyed most reptilian life on Earth was estimated at 10 kilometers, so this one is about 115 kilometers? If true, survival impossible for entire coast of Atlantic and bordering countries. The acid rain and secondary ejecta fallout will destroy most vegetation across the planet. If government has bunkers, running to them means bupkiss - because none of our government officials will have anyone to lord it over and they do not have a clue how to do anything on their own. Love to see congress critters all trying to hammer a nail or mix cement - clueless. So, if true, then hasta la vista, baby. My guess is that IF true, somebody shifted a decimal point and it's .6 miles in size and striking the Pacific and not the Atlantic - it's bigger. |
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