FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

GCE TOMORROW!!!!

Cometh comes from comet

Astro on "vacation"...
Guess he ran to his bunker.

Bring in the tomtatoes!

God Speed,have air tanks in the bugout

WILL FOX NEWS STILL BE ON????????

In a flood of course. But this is not a flood event.

what time is 1400...

if you give proof we will bow down to you; otherwise; get lost, it's nothing but shite

Too cool!a fellow new brunswicker here on GLP!cheers from Fredericton!we are screwed anyway!between the tracking and our history of terrible governments bring on the doom!and yes u have the best fishing in the maritimes!cheers!

Correction I meant fracking..lol

I found out exactly what is wrong with OP:

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

This sure reminds me of the Dr. Brown debacle of a few weeks ago.

2:00PM. Did he mention which time zone??

I thought it was Dr. Ricks. Now it's doc brown as well?

I love these kinds of doom prediction threads from roleplayers!! Bring on the popcorn and pizza, folks!!

By dark comet I'm sure your being politically correct.. You just don't want to tell anyone it has a FRO right? Or that its arriving in a Caddy?

Let me be the first!

I thought it was Dr. Ricks. Now it's doc brown as well?


Dr Funkenstein is on the way!!


Last Edited by Dogfood™ on 05/10/2013 02:38 AM

If it was sixty miles in diameter they wouldn't be heading to an underground bunker, they'd be blasting off in a space shuttle.

Something that large would probably blast an eighth of the earth's land mass into space and knock us out of orbit. The shock from the impact itself would flatten buildings on the other side of the planet.

Anything that didn't die in the first couple of hours would be dead in a couple of weeks. Everything would go extinct. Everything.

If there was such a comet, I think it would actually be more of a "good" thing than a bad one. There is so much suffering and evil in this world, and those things are just in our nature so they never will change. The only sad part about it would be all the innocent animals that would be wiped out. But at least it would be the end to all suffering for good.

Bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and I call BS on this thread. Have a great day.

Hilarious...
You win.

I'm seriously wasting my life reading threads on GLP.

Somebody please do me execution style right the fuck now!

14:00 UTC? OP

What time zone OP???

Poster 21257 obliterated the thread with his TRUTH COMET !!

LOL...this thread made Ure's site:

[link to urbansurvival.com]

"It only took about 2½ hours from yesterday's post about Nostracodeus coming up with "asteroid" as a new hot word for a post to show up over at the Godlike Productions site under the none too reassuring title "Four Siren Alert: Eight Days to Impact" which goes into how a "dark comet" was supposedly going to impact Earth shortly.



So, I asked our source in Hawaii to pass it along to the newsroom and see what gives. After point out there are lots of PTB trolls out and about, how this is likely dis-info, and a decent lecture about asteroid searches he got into some interesting stuff:



"Second: Near Earth asteroids are not found by the Keck telescope. It's much too large and busy with other deep observations to be scanning for asteroids/comets. Asteroids are found by small, wide angle telescopes (11-inch, in some cases!) in the Near Earth Asteroid Threat system (NEAT) that look at wide swaths of sky and 'blink' multiple exposures to find something that moves against the background stars. If the Keck was actually used to examine a threat, the asteroid was found much earlier by the NEAT system and was never published. "