Previous threads by our OP, just to give everyone a little perspective here. Let's not all start making amends with estranged family members and jumping off buildings just yet. Panic sex is always in order, however.


FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
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Nibiru is real and on it's way ETA June-July
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I'm sick of all the doctors on GLP Anonymous Coward 6 133
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The Woan I want to Mary and love Anonymous Coward 14 186
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How do you post images into posts? Dr. Halpern 5 88 N/A 03/06/13
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I am Dr. Halpern, ask me a question.
Page 1, 2, 3 Dr. Halpern 65 733
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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Comet ISON = Nibiru Dr. Halpern 9 763
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March 15-20 8.5 EQ Southern California Dr. Halpern 3 151
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Operation Broadalbin: Police State desensitizing citizens Dr. Halpern 0 63
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Received First Strike from ISP Today. Dr. Halpern 5 263 N/A 03/03/13
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ET Disclosure coming SOON, says Dr. Karpovich Anonymous Coward 5 332
(1) 03/03/13
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Dr. Rosen-Rosen held under Patriot Act Anonymous Coward 20 497
(3) 03/03/13
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The Woan I want to Mary Anonymous Coward 5 97 N/A 03/03/13
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Stopped for speeding, asked if I owned any firearms WTF
Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Anonymous Coward 122 4,405
(6) 03/03/13
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Four Siren Alert: Govt Nukes Civies Anonymous Coward 6 297
(5) 03/02/13
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Gen. Bradley States 6 grizly bears > armour playota Anonymous Coward 0 45 N/A 03/02/13
7:37 PM 03/02/13
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What type of fire arms and how many do you own?
Page 1, 2, 3 Anonymous Coward 66 1,010
(19) 03/02/13
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Nibiru Closing, says noted author and scientist
Page 1, 2, 3, 4 Anonymous Coward 111 8,234
(33) 03/01/13
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Beer to piss ratio is 2X why??? dallasdog972 15 180 N/A 02/05/13
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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Strange Aircraft In Texas
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(3) 12/10/12
8:20 PM 12/19/12
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Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
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(13) 12/10/12
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FOUR SIREN ALET: Nibiru Inbound
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(31) 12/08/12
10:03 PM 12/09/12
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Does anyone else here worship Jobu? Anonymous Coward 5 78 N/A 12/08/12
9:56 PM 12/08/12
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I'm bugging out today in prep for 12/21/2012
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(4) 12/08/12
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Nibiru Inbound 12/20-12/21-2012, Confirms Dr. Bojanovich Anonymous Coward 21 2,327
(6) 12/06/12
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I BUGGED OUT, Ask Me A Questin....
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(2) 11/07/12
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Thinking of a few more Anonymous Coward 0 40 N/A 11/07/12
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It's time for a REAL revolution Anonymous Coward 4 98 N/A 11/07/12
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Will there be an armed revolution now? Anonymous Coward 9 172 N/A 11/07/12
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Will the Anti-Christ show his Horns in the Next 4 years Anonymous Coward 4 112 N/A 11/07/12
10:19 AM 11/07/12
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Nibiru is Near, Says Dr. Bojanovich
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(5) 11/07/12
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Why I hate Black People --- Serious Thread, No troll
Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Anonymous Coward 187 3,302
(33) 08/14/12
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Nibiru INBOUND --- pin this! dallasdog972 6 674
(4) 08/13/12
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Who are the hottest women on GLP
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(8) 08/13/12
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Serious questions about black people --- no troll! Anonymous Coward 27 655
(11) 08/13/12
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Alert Alert: NIBIRU VISIBLE TODAY Anonymous Coward 5 874
(5) 08/13/12
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What type of guns do you own in your defense of liberty Anonymous Coward 15 229 N/A 08/12/12
7:24 PM 08/12/12
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I want DOOM now!!!! dallasdog972 3 82 N/A 08/12/12
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I want DOOM dallasdog972 11 157
(3) 08/12/12
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Ask an Alcoholic A Question. I answer all.
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(7) 08/11/12
9:34 PM 08/15/12
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Are all black people on drugs? Anonymous Coward 22 297 N/A 08/11/12
1:38 PM 08/11/12
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I was so drunk last night.... dallasdog972 17 365 N/A 08/11/12
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I'm pretty drunk right now and thinking about how cool it would be.... dallasdog972 7 224 N/A 08/11/12
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Warning: 5 SIREN ALERT --- Wake wife and kids and get packed this is it! Anonymous Coward 2 431
(2) 08/10/12
10:27 PM 08/10/12
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Nibiru Right Around The Corner Anonymous Coward 23 863
(5) 08/10/12
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Warning: Don't Eat Watermelon seeds dallasdog972 21 1,092
(2) 08/10/12
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This is a rare FOUR SIREN ALERT --- Military on The Move
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(7) 08/10/12
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I thought WWIII was supposed to start today? dallasdog972 4 210
(1) 08/10/12
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Breaking: Mother forces 9 year old son to get a job to.... Anonymous Coward 2 113 N/A 08/09/12
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Urgent Alert: Martial Law to be Declared in the USA within 30 days
Page 1, 2 Anonymous Coward 35 2,377
(9) 08/09/12
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My Idea to Get Rich $$$$ FAST dallasdog972 19 384
(1) 08/09/12
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Diagnosed with an anal fissure and hemmorhoids
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Natalie Portman to Run for Senate! Exclusive
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If the end of the world were to come in a week, who would you spend your time with dallasdog972 3 115
(1) 08/06/12
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Two Siren Alert -- Obama wants total control of the Internet dallasdog972 0 103 N/A 08/06/12
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Steel Reserve is the nastiest tasking beer in the world dallasdog972 16 227 N/A 08/05/12
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Don't Text and Drive --- See link! dallasdog972 0 55 N/A 08/02/12
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Four Siren Alert Nibiru is Near
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(100) 08/01/12
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Protect Your Gold Investments dallasdog972 1 156 N/A 07/30/12
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Does anyone else's ass itch like crazy dallasdog972 14 597 N/A 07/30/12
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Four Siren Alert! Four Siren Alert dallasdog972 0 271
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If you have a HOT wife who hates the MSM post here dallasdog972 1 140 N/A 07/30/12
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If we had a real president in office right now dallasdog972 0 60 N/A 07/30/12
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What happened to the pinned thread about the asteroid to strike earth on 08/05 dallasdog972 1 165 N/A 07/30/12
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I like to get drunk in the morning
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Nibiru is right around the corner Anonymous Coward 12 622
(5) 07/27/12
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So where are all the people who said Nibiru would collide with us on 07/26 Anonymous Coward 22 590
(5) 07/26/12
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Dr. Ricks Knows (almost) Everything. Ask Him A Question dallasdog972 16 307
(2) 07/23/12
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Do You Believe in Nibiru?? Dr. Ricks does
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