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Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...

 
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Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...
Not being funny....though that's what he would want. =-)

MY real life Uncle is in critical condition...ICU at JPS in Dallas.....Doctors can't do anything and it's now just a waiting game.
Coins are in hand and the ferryman is rounding the bend of the river Styx.


He got word of GLP through my cousin, and posted here a few times under an AC a few months ago. Last time I heard from him, he told me he was going to get an account.
(He would have fit in with the Tin-Foil-Hat crowd and the fandangos...LOL)

Anyways...even on his deathbed...which he IS aware of....
He is spending his last time on earth giving the nurses hell.


Two Days ago:
(He has no legs below the knee...
saves his ketchup from his dinner...
smears it all over his stump....
fluffs up the covers to look like he still has legs.....
waits until a new shift nurse comes in and tells her..."I can't feel my feet...could you check?"....

Nurse almost had a heart attack...could hear her scream over the whole floor...doctors and security come running and my Unc's about to choke on his feeding tube he's laughing so hard he's crying.)


And:
(Only the old farts here will get this.....he was a big 'Bonnie and 'Clyde' fan......his favorite joke right now is to put on a blindfold every time someone knocks on the door...wait for them to come in and yell out.."Blanche?...BLANCHE...IS THAT YOU?")

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So..:

In the spirit of humor...which is his joy in life and what he is still clinging to.... I don't want any prayers, but positive energy...

Please post any 'Uncle' Memes and Jokes that you want to share....and I'll print out the pages to take to him to read tomorrow..... He was a BIG conspiracy nut and would be here NOW as a member if not for recent events.


It doesn't matter to me or him if anything you post might seem 'insulting'....don't worry about hurting his feelings, either...LOL..
Think of it as signing a card passed aroung the GLP office....just remember to sign it left handed with a crayon while drooling on it.....he'd appreciate it.
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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Re: Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...
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"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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Re: Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...
Not being funny....though that's what he would want. =-)

MY real life Uncle is in critical condition...ICU at JPS in Dallas.....Doctors can't do anything and it's now just a waiting game.
Coins are in hand and the ferryman is rounding the bend of the river Styx.


He got word of GLP through my cousin, and posted here a few times under an AC a few months ago. Last time I heard from him, he told me he was going to get an account.
(He would have fit in with the Tin-Foil-Hat crowd and the fandangos...LOL)

Anyways...even on his deathbed...which he IS aware of....
He is spending his last time on earth giving the nurses hell.


Two Days ago:
(He has no legs below the knee...
saves his ketchup from his dinner...
smears it all over his stump....
fluffs up the covers to look like he still has legs.....
waits until a new shift nurse comes in and tells her..."I can't feel my feet...could you check?"....

Nurse almost had a heart attack...could hear her scream over the whole floor...doctors and security come running and my Unc's about to choke on his feeding tube he's laughing so hard he's crying.)


And:
(Only the old farts here will get this.....he was a big 'Bonnie and 'Clyde' fan......his favorite joke right now is to put on a blindfold every time someone knocks on the door...wait for them to come in and yell out.."Blanche?...BLANCHE...IS THAT YOU?")

-----------------------------------------------------------
So..:

In the spirit of humor...which is his joy in life and what he is still clinging to.... I don't want any prayers, but positive energy...

Please post any 'Uncle' Memes and Jokes that you want to share....and I'll print out the pages to take to him to read tomorrow..... He was a BIG conspiracy nut and would be here NOW as a member if not for recent events.


It doesn't matter to me or him if anything you post might seem 'insulting'....don't worry about hurting his feelings, either...LOL..
Think of it as signing a card passed aroung the GLP office....just remember to sign it left handed with a crayon while drooling on it.....he'd appreciate it.
 Quoting: Dace

Prayers and best wishes always for our Uncles..
uncleold

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Do not worry :D
I hope he will be OK and share with you some "apocalypse/alien/ufo/NWO/MIB" stuff soon.
hf

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Re: Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...
Do not worry :D
I hope he will be OK and share with you some "apocalypse/alien/ufo/NWO/MIB" stuff soon.
hf

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 Quoting: BlavkRabbit


Not likely, but thanks....blown heart valve...couldn't go in and fix it because of pneumonia/flu symptoms....kidneys are shutting down.

They tried filtering his blood via transfusions...but now he has developed staph IN his bloodstream.....having to drain blood from the sac around his lungs twice daily...

He's caught in a Catch-22 death spiral...they can't treat THIS because of THAT....and vice versa....just a waiting game now.
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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Prayers and best wishes always for our Uncles..
uncleold
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LOL...haven't seen that one...looks like a Hobbit fucked Desperaux about 70 years ago.
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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bump Best wishes OP
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hf
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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 Quoting: Dace

Prayers and best wishes always for our Uncles..
uncleold
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


LOL...haven't seen that one...looks like a Hobbit fucked Desperaux about 70 years ago.
 Quoting: Dace


I ONLY whip that one out for "Special" Events
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Re: Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...
Do not worry :D
I hope he will be OK and share with you some "apocalypse/alien/ufo/NWO/MIB" stuff soon.
hf

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 Quoting: BlavkRabbit


Not likely, but thanks....blown heart valve...couldn't go in and fix it because of pneumonia/flu symptoms....kidneys are shutting down.

They tried filtering his blood via transfusions...but now he has developed staph IN his bloodstream.....having to drain blood from the sac around his lungs twice daily...

He's caught in a Catch-22 death spiral...they can't treat THIS because of THAT....and vice versa....just a waiting game now.
 Quoting: Dace


epidemic hazard in texas:
2 dead teens- fever, pneumonia, bloody lungs, kidney failure, seiures, then fatal.
they were tested for 30 different diseases with no positive results.
[link to hisz.rsoe.hu]

im sorry for your uncle.
this sucks.
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the boston bombings had the suspects uncle interviewed, i was proud that glp finally made it
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glp uncle
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Re: Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...
Do not worry :D
I hope he will be OK and share with you some "apocalypse/alien/ufo/NWO/MIB" stuff soon.
hf

also:

 Quoting: BlavkRabbit


Not likely, but thanks....blown heart valve...couldn't go in and fix it because of pneumonia/flu symptoms....kidneys are shutting down.

They tried filtering his blood via transfusions...but now he has developed staph IN his bloodstream.....having to drain blood from the sac around his lungs twice daily...

He's caught in a Catch-22 death spiral...they can't treat THIS because of THAT....and vice versa....just a waiting game now.
 Quoting: Dace


uncle2
Damn, now I feel bad...
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:oysteruncle:
"The man who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...
Do not worry :D
I hope he will be OK and share with you some "apocalypse/alien/ufo/NWO/MIB" stuff soon.
hf

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 Quoting: BlavkRabbit


 Quoting: Dace


uncle2
Damn, now I feel bad...
 Quoting: BlavkRabbit


LOL...don't!... I won't remember the shell of a person in the hospital...I'll remember him as the dumbass always pulling crazy shit pranks on everyone. He may be about to go, but his humor and shit-headedness is still going strong.

He's told me he has gotten head from two nurses...LOL (doubt it) =-)...and he pushes the call button with every shift change asking for another sponge bath...LMAO
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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Re: Alert !! : A real GLP 'Uncle' is on his deathbed...
Do not worry :D
I hope he will be OK and share with you some "apocalypse/alien/ufo/NWO/MIB" stuff soon.
hf

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 Quoting: BlavkRabbit


 Quoting: Dace


uncle2
Damn, now I feel bad...
 Quoting: BlavkRabbit


LOL...don't!... I won't remember the shell of a person in the hospital...I'll remember him as the dumbass always pulling crazy shit pranks on everyone. He may be about to go, but his humor and shit-headedness is still going strong.

He's told me he has gotten head from two nurses...LOL (doubt it) =-)...and he pushes the call button with every shift change asking for another sponge bath...LMAO
 Quoting: Dace


"He's told me he has gotten head from two nurses"

"head from two nurses"

rofl If that happened close to the time he went to the hospital, then I know why he has a blown heart valve.

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Go Uncle! Woohooo!

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