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I was a Illuminati assassin

 
Illuminati assassin
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05/09/2013 02:49 PM
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I was a Illuminati assassin
the year was 1978. I was 14 I was very poor I had to steel to get what the money. I was addicted to drugs and the only person who looked out for me was my girlfriend she would do anything to help me. One day I was walking through the Washington DC looking for some shops to rob. I soon found one a small corner shop I ran in there with a knife and I began to freaten the shop keeper to give me the money. He got out a pistol and he then freatened to shoot me if I didn't leave the shop. I then tackled him to the ground and I took the gun off him and I shot him in the head I was shocked of what I had just done. The police pulled up outside and they walked into the shop I noticed they were very calm. One of them said very calmly "come with us" I had to go with them. They didn't put me in hand cuffs and they just left the crime scene and then I noticed that the car wasn't going towards the police station and that is wear my story began. On this discussion I will tell you about how I became a assassin for the Illuminati and what I had to do. This all will sound fake I swear this is all true.
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05/09/2013 04:10 PM
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Re: I was a Illuminati assassin
I will reveal all the secrets of the Illuminati on here in order to warn all of you
Anonymous Coward
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05/09/2013 04:12 PM
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Re: I was a Illuminati assassin
[link to i.minus.com]
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05/09/2013 04:12 PM
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Re: I was a Illuminati assassin
I'll bite. scheming
Korats01

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05/09/2013 04:15 PM

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Re: I was a Illuminati assassin
Alright, ill bite also. Keep on informing us.
Anonymous Coward
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05/09/2013 04:20 PM
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Re: I was a Illuminati assassin
Are you waiting for permission?

You have it. Spill your guts, you'll feel better OP.
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05/09/2013 04:20 PM
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Re: I was a Illuminati assassin
Are you waiting for permission?

You have it. Spill your guts, you'll feel better OP.
Korats01

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05/09/2013 06:29 PM

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illbite
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05/09/2013 06:30 PM
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Re: I was a Illuminati assassin
OP fails to deliver.... just like my penis
Theguvnor

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05/10/2013 01:12 PM
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Re: I was a Illuminati assassin
Maybe he's gone to work.
:-)
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