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pumpkin seeds and brutal testosterone levels

 
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Ok, so a few months ago I had my hormone levels checked because I had an emergency hysterectomy at 28, I was allowed to keep 1 ovarie out of everything. The ovarie only produces estrogen and progesterone. When my Dr checked my hormones my testosterone was not even on the chart, zero in my system. Dr gave me a med called estrotest but due to past cancer history and family cancer history my husband and I decided to try and find a natural testosterone replacement. Women must have the testosterone as well, it all levels eachother out, while a woman's level should be at 80 a mans should be at 250, huge difference. After weeks of every possible health food store I finally found someone who could help me, and she pointed me to the pumpkin seed oil. Said I would have to take 8000 mg a day. After 6 weeks my dr did another draw and found that it was working, I went from 0-14 in 6 weeks. Very happy!!!! It does work for women but I have had to cut my intake to 1/3 every other day as it has also made my breasts grow. So there is your answer on if it works for women, and yes my husband and I laughed the hardest reading the men's stories.
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Ok, so a few months ago I had my hormone levels checked because I had an emergency hysterectomy at 28, I was allowed to keep 1 ovarie out of everything. The ovarie only produces estrogen and progesterone. When my Dr checked my hormones my testosterone was not even on the chart, zero in my system. Dr gave me a med called estrotest but due to past cancer history and family cancer history my husband and I decided to try and find a natural testosterone replacement. Women must have the testosterone as well, it all levels eachother out, while a woman's level should be at 80 a mans should be at 250, huge difference. After weeks of every possible health food store I finally found someone who could help me, and she pointed me to the pumpkin seed oil. Said I would have to take 8000 mg a day. After 6 weeks my dr did another draw and found that it was working, I went from 0-14 in 6 weeks. Very happy!!!! It does work for women but I have had to cut my intake to 1/3 every other day as it has also made my breasts grow. So there is your answer on if it works for women, and yes my husband and I laughed the hardest reading the men's stories.
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i super lold
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04/19/2014 05:25 PM
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Punkin
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THIS IS 100% TRUE!!!!
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04/19/2014 06:32 PM
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What's the point of a raging boner you can't control if there's nothing to stick it in?
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Poke a tiny hole in the pumpkin!
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Now you know why, pumpkins and Hallow- ween, go together. this is deep rabbit hole sheet, I'm revealing here. forget whatever else you thought you knew.

Hallow is defined as
hal·low
ˈhalō/
verb
verb: hallow; 3rd person present: hallows; past tense: hallowed; past participle: hallowed; gerund or present participle: hallowing
1.
honor as holy.
"the Ganges is hallowed as a sacred, cleansing river"
make holy; consecrate.
synonyms: holy, sacred, consecrated, sanctified, blessed; More
revered, venerated, honored, sacrosanct, worshiped, divine, inviolable
"trespassing on hallowed ground"
greatly revered or respected.
"in keeping with a hallowed family tradition"
noun
archaic
noun: hallow; plural noun: hallows

1.
a saint or holy person



And ween of course is short for weenie, or the
vulgar noun for penis, schwantz, salami, one eyed heat seaking missle.

without pumpkin seeds there'd be no holiday period!pigchef
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Pumpkin seeda flat out increased my virility and it happed in about a week. i had a boner in public that wouldnt go away for 10 minutes and thats something that hasnt happened since junior high. pumpkin seeds maximize your testosterone and maximize your libido. makes your voice deeper, muscles stronger and facial hair grow faster. if youre tired of test boosters that dont have real world effects then start buying raw pumpkin seeds. some days i have a few small hand fulls and some days i eat up to 2 cups of seeds. i feel powerful and im extremely horny and i get an erection without fail when i command it! i believe its more than just the high amounts of zinc.
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This is awesome OP!! If there's one thing I love it's having a boner in public that won't go away!! Nothing beats that, let me tell ya...
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Since I read this thread I've been chowing on pumpkin seeds and IT"S TRUE it's fucking unbelievable.
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I must be Irish. I stuck a pumpkin seed on my penis with rubber cement and my penis was Dublin in size.
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wow pumkins aren't in season tried punkin poie filling nothin still flacid
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If you use pie filling you have to apply it directly to your penis
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I don't need that, when I think I can't rub another one out, I can.
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Pumpkin seeda flat out increased my virility and it happed in about a week. i had a boner in public that wouldnt go away for 10 minutes and thats something that hasnt happened since junior high. pumpkin seeds maximize your testosterone and maximize your libido. makes your voice deeper, muscles stronger and facial hair grow faster. if youre tired of test boosters that dont have real world effects then start buying raw pumpkin seeds. some days i have a few small hand fulls and some days i eat up to 2 cups of seeds. i feel powerful and im extremely horny and i get an erection without fail when i command it! i believe its more than just the high amounts of zinc.
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This is awesome OP!! If there's one thing I love it's having a boner in public that won't go away!! Nothing beats that, let me tell ya...
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cruise
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Thread: Best supplements to boost testosterone ? ( naturally )
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I am going to start handing them out to kids on halloween lol
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Pumpkin seeda flat out increased my virility and it happed in about a week. i had a boner in public that wouldnt go away for 10 minutes and thats something that hasnt happened since junior high. pumpkin seeds maximize your testosterone and maximize your libido. makes your voice deeper, muscles stronger and facial hair grow faster. if youre tired of test boosters that dont have real world effects then start buying raw pumpkin seeds. some days i have a few small hand fulls and some days i eat up to 2 cups of seeds. i feel powerful and im extremely horny and i get an erection without fail when i command it! i believe its more than just the high amounts of zinc.
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bump
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Salespitch, much?
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Pumpkin seeda flat out increased my virility and it happed in about a week. i had a boner in public that wouldnt go away for 10 minutes and thats something that hasnt happened since junior high. pumpkin seeds maximize your testosterone and maximize your libido. makes your voice deeper, muscles stronger and facial hair grow faster. if youre tired of test boosters that dont have real world effects then start buying raw pumpkin seeds. some days i have a few small hand fulls and some days i eat up to 2 cups of seeds. i feel powerful and im extremely horny and i get an erection without fail when i command it! i believe its more than just the high amounts of zinc.
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Hemp Protein shakes are good for this, too. Puts "lead in the pencil", and then some.

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thanks for the "tip"
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Pumpkin seeds are really high in ZINC which is what causes the woodies. Oysters is also known to cause woodies and its very high in Zinc also. I went the zinc route for a while but it wasn't reliable for ED since You can't plan sex 6 hours in advance. I am now taking clomid and after two weeks at 25mg it will raise Your test levels up 143%. Clomid is also perfectly safe because it tells Your body to produce more test unlike zinc. Zinc is also pretty toxic in high doses.
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Re: pumpkin seeds and brutal testosterone levels
Pumpkin seeda flat out increased my virility and it happed in about a week. i had a boner in public that wouldnt go away for 10 minutes and thats something that hasnt happened since junior high. pumpkin seeds maximize your testosterone and maximize your libido. makes your voice deeper, muscles stronger and facial hair grow faster. if youre tired of test boosters that dont have real world effects then start buying raw pumpkin seeds. some days i have a few small hand fulls and some days i eat up to 2 cups of seeds. i feel powerful and im extremely horny and i get an erection without fail when i command it! i believe its more than just the high amounts of zinc.
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pumpkin shill.
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I'm Gonna Eat half a Cup a Night .. High Test here I Come
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Zinc is an aromatase inhibitor. That is an enzyme that is in your body that converts some testosterone to estrogen because your body needs estrogen. Eat a lot of zinc and your estrogen levels go down and your balls are told to secrete more testosterone and you get a woody. Do you even lift, bro?
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Re: pumpkin seeds and brutal testosterone levels
Pumpkin seeda flat out increased my virility and it happed in about a week. i had a boner in public that wouldnt go away for 10 minutes and thats something that hasnt happened since junior high. pumpkin seeds maximize your testosterone and maximize your libido. makes your voice deeper, muscles stronger and facial hair grow faster. if youre tired of test boosters that dont have real world effects then start buying raw pumpkin seeds. some days i have a few small hand fulls and some days i eat up to 2 cups of seeds. i feel powerful and im extremely horny and i get an erection without fail when i command it! i believe its more than just the high amounts of zinc.
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eat them with coconut oil and you'll know about performing banana2
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Thats strange because pumpkin seeds are known to lower dihydrotestosterone (dht) which is why they are recommended for men with enlarged prostate.
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Sounds good, I could use that. ...I mean ummm..MY erection, not you'rs.
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Try squash seeds, been eating them for years. although now my pecker is long and flat like a beaver tail.
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LOL, one of the funniest things I've ever read here.
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I have read every post in this thread.

I think it moved.
Free speech is never free.

Well I know it wasn't you who held me down
Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free
So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
And we never even know we have the key - Eagles
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Re: pumpkin seeds and brutal testosterone levels
Brand new here and not even sure how to post this. But I started taking pumpkin seed oil (pso) a few days ago and noticed easier erections and longer lasting ones. And I'm 62 years old. So I googled pumpkin seed oil and libido and came here. I am taking other supplements and started taking "huperzineA" at the same time. But I think it's the pso.

I started taking finasteride a few years ago and pretty sure it diminished my sex drive and I'm thinking about cutting down, but it did reduce my 30 year pain in my prostate after one pill.

I don't think the pso actually made me feel more "horny" (yet), but it seems to work physically.

And the ironic thing is that I started taking it for hair growth and didn't know anything about libido.
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bumped a young woman in a elevator tole her sorry ma'am its a punkin boner





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