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Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

 
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Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
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A 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argument.
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the fart that broke the camel's back
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Sounds like she cared too much about being right about nothing.
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My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
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Like, all of the time? I mean, you might have just been really great at it and she relaxed a bit too much?

Still, poor you! hf
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Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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Grrrr double posting gremlins.

Last Edited by BioReaper on 05/15/2013 12:21 PM
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
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Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
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a woman overreacting......shocker
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


i personally believe men who do this should be executed.

if I were on this jury i would vote non guilty.
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Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult

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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


i have an uncle that used to fart on his girlfriends food.

now he is almost 60 and just goes to the phillipines for pussy.
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I say he deserved it. No different than somebody using nerve gas on you.
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Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


i have an uncle that used to fart on his girlfriends food.

now he is almost 60 and just goes to the phillipines for pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39883881


It's not just guys. I had a girlfriend who love to let them rip right in front of me. But then again, she wouldn't think twice about walking into the bathroom and taking a dump while I was trying to shave either.
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
It is FARTRICIDE.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
the fart that broke the camel's back
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Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


i have an uncle that used to fart on his girlfriends food.

now he is almost 60 and just goes to the phillipines for pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39883881


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Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
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This should've been Jodi Arias' defense.
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Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


i have an uncle that used to fart on his girlfriends food.

now he is almost 60 and just goes to the phillipines for pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39883881


It's not just guys. I had a girlfriend who love to let them rip right in front of me. But then again, she wouldn't think twice about walking into the bathroom and taking a dump while I was trying to shave either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


I can forgive a fart, an honest 'thought it was going to be silent, but whoops', as I have had them too. But full on gassing...sheesh.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult


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Lol...or pee on things.
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I still find farting hilarious, but not on a wife's or gf's face.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult


 Quoting: Korats01


Lol...or pee on things.
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


"treat every problem like a dog does. If you can't fuck it or eat it, piss on it and walk away"
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult


 Quoting: Korats01


Lol...or pee on things.
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


"treat every problem like a dog does. If you can't fuck it or eat it, piss on it and walk away"
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL!
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult


 Quoting: Korats01


Lol...or pee on things.
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


"treat every problem like a dog does. If you can't fuck it or eat it, piss on it and walk away"
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol...nice one.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
that is pretty rude. not worth a knife though.maybe just divorce. :)

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