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Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

 
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Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
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IMMOKALEE, FL (KCTV) -
A 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argument.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
the fart that broke the camel's back
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Sounds like she cared too much about being right about nothing.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
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Like, all of the time? I mean, you might have just been really great at it and she relaxed a bit too much?

Still, poor you! hf
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Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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Grrrr double posting gremlins.

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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
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Honestly I never understood it either.
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse...“
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
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Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
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a woman overreacting......shocker
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse...“
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


i personally believe men who do this should be executed.

if I were on this jury i would vote non guilty.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult

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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


i have an uncle that used to fart on his girlfriends food.

now he is almost 60 and just goes to the phillipines for pussy.
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I say he deserved it. No different than somebody using nerve gas on you.
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Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


i have an uncle that used to fart on his girlfriends food.

now he is almost 60 and just goes to the phillipines for pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39883881


It's not just guys. I had a girlfriend who love to let them rip right in front of me. But then again, she wouldn't think twice about walking into the bathroom and taking a dump while I was trying to shave either.
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse...“
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
It is FARTRICIDE.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
the fart that broke the camel's back
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Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


i have an uncle that used to fart on his girlfriends food.

now he is almost 60 and just goes to the phillipines for pussy.
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Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
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This should've been Jodi Arias' defense.
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Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I guess I'm in the minority. I just don't find it funny. Some guys are low brow. What can I say lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


i have an uncle that used to fart on his girlfriends food.

now he is almost 60 and just goes to the phillipines for pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39883881


It's not just guys. I had a girlfriend who love to let them rip right in front of me. But then again, she wouldn't think twice about walking into the bathroom and taking a dump while I was trying to shave either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


I can forgive a fart, an honest 'thought it was going to be silent, but whoops', as I have had them too. But full on gassing...sheesh.
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Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult


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Lol...or pee on things.
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I still find farting hilarious, but not on a wife's or gf's face.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult


 Quoting: Korats01


Lol...or pee on things.
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


"treat every problem like a dog does. If you can't fuck it or eat it, piss on it and walk away"
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse...“
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult


 Quoting: Korats01


Lol...or pee on things.
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


"treat every problem like a dog does. If you can't fuck it or eat it, piss on it and walk away"
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL!
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83

The exact same reason man do this even adult


 Quoting: Korats01


Lol...or pee on things.
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


"treat every problem like a dog does. If you can't fuck it or eat it, piss on it and walk away"
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol...nice one.
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face
that is pretty rude. not worth a knife though.maybe just divorce. :)

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