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Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

 
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My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
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That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it.

But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again.


But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face.
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My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39879238


That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it.

But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again.


But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35520764


I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again.
"I applied my heart to know wisdom, to know madness and folly, I perceived that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom is much grief. He who increaseth knowledge, also increaseth sorrow."
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lol
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My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39879238


That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it.

But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again.


But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35520764


I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again.
 Quoting: BioReaper


A good queef should set him straight.
Or gay.
:/
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My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life.huffy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39879238


That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it.

But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again.


But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35520764


I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again.
 Quoting: BioReaper


A good queef should set him straight.
Or gay.
:/
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


Guys call queefs just "paying your dues" lol
"I applied my heart to know wisdom, to know madness and folly, I perceived that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom is much grief. He who increaseth knowledge, also increaseth sorrow."
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That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it.

But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again.


But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35520764


I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again.
 Quoting: BioReaper


A good queef should set him straight.
Or gay.
:/
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


Guys call queefs just "paying your dues" lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol!
Yeah, both sexes have gross stuff going on...but that's what you put up with to maintain a relationship, I guess.
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I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again.
 Quoting: BioReaper


A good queef should set him straight.
Or gay.
:/
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


Guys call queefs just "paying your dues" lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol!
Yeah, both sexes have gross stuff going on...but that's what you put up with to maintain a relationship, I guess.
tounge
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Except red wings. Some lines even I won't cross lol
"I applied my heart to know wisdom, to know madness and folly, I perceived that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom is much grief. He who increaseth knowledge, also increaseth sorrow."
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I pay girls to sit on my face n fart
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I am surprised they actually used the word "fart" in the headline and text of the news story...usually, they would use some other verbiage, like "pass gas" or "emit flatulence" or something...

Just damn...
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Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
 Quoting: BioReaper


HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


He said "I don't know"? It's disrespectful to say the least. I would show him the door, or leave myself after that stunt.
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HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious.

yakstars
 Quoting: Starling83


Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


He said "I don't know"? It's disrespectful to say the least. I would show him the door, or leave myself after that stunt.
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.....and I mean permanently.
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He had it coming.
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Honestly I never understood it either.
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


He said "I don't know"? It's disrespectful to say the least. I would show him the door, or leave myself after that stunt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23657849


.....and I mean permanently.
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She just laughed and said, 'that's gross!' I can't account for her taste, but he is otherwise a great person. He's just really, really immature about farts.
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i was just winding my mrs up asking her if i could take a shit on her as u do, then seconds after i came across this thread, strange lol.
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i was just winding my mrs up asking her if i could take a shit on her as u do, then seconds after i came across this thread, strange lol.
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:br456jk:
"I applied my heart to know wisdom, to know madness and folly, I perceived that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom is much grief. He who increaseth knowledge, also increaseth sorrow."
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il get me coat lol.cool2
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il get me coat lol.cool2
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You can stay, English :D
"I applied my heart to know wisdom, to know madness and folly, I perceived that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom is much grief. He who increaseth knowledge, also increaseth sorrow."
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Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.'
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


I blame the fiancee....clearly she couldn't see a immature little prick that he is. I'm not above playing a harmless prank on my girlfriend from time to time but stuff like that is just foul and wrong. If he truly loved and respected her that kind of stuff wouldn't cross his mind.




My most recent prank was I offered to help my girlfriend's father cut down and haul some trees, he called early so I left her a two sided-note.

"Hey Honey, my buddy called and we're going fishing, tell you're old man he is on his own"
on the back of the note I put
"Just kidding, your old man got done early so I'm heading over with the trailer, love you." She called me as soon as she saw it (I put her on speaker) and about two seconds into her "I can't believe you did this" she said "I can't belie......you ass". She didn't look over the note till after she called hahaha.


Needless to say her old man and myself laughed for a good hour over that one. I never say I'm going to do something and not do it without a serious valid reason and she should have known that :P However luckily she takes such harmless jokes like a champ.
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A good queef should set him straight.
Or gay.
:/
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


Guys call queefs just "paying your dues" lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


Lol!
Yeah, both sexes have gross stuff going on...but that's what you put up with to maintain a relationship, I guess.
tounge
 Quoting: Agent Starling83


Except red wings. Some lines even I won't cross lol
 Quoting: BioReaper


LMAO, do I want to know what red wings are? Aside from the Detroit Red Wings, that is.
I'm afraid to do a Google search...
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I couldn't help myself...it's pretty nasty.
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[link to www.youtube.com]

breaking the barrier
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LOL
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her mouth was open.
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I pay girls to sit on my face n fart
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lol
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I guess she wouldn't be interested in a fart room


Thread: Has Anyone Here Built a Fart Room?
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Jesus. I'd hate to see what she would do after a dutch oven.
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wtf is a dutch oven when used in this sense?wtftomato
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I don't care how bad a fart smells ..... no need for that
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