Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it.

But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again.


But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face.

I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again.

lol

A good queef should set him straight.
Or gay.
:/

Guys call queefs just "paying your dues" lol

Lol!
Yeah, both sexes have gross stuff going on...but that's what you put up with to maintain a relationship, I guess.

Except red wings. Some lines even I won't cross lol

I pay girls to sit on my face n fart

I am surprised they actually used the word "fart" in the headline and text of the news story...usually, they would use some other verbiage, like "pass gas" or "emit flatulence" or something...

Just damn...

He said "I don't know"? It's disrespectful to say the least. I would show him the door, or leave myself after that stunt.

.....and I mean permanently.

He had it coming.

She just laughed and said, 'that's gross!' I can't account for her taste, but he is otherwise a great person. He's just really, really immature about farts.

i was just winding my mrs up asking her if i could take a shit on her as u do, then seconds after i came across this thread, strange lol.

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il get me coat lol.

You can stay, English :D

I blame the fiancee....clearly she couldn't see a immature little prick that he is. I'm not above playing a harmless prank on my girlfriend from time to time but stuff like that is just foul and wrong. If he truly loved and respected her that kind of stuff wouldn't cross his mind.




My most recent prank was I offered to help my girlfriend's father cut down and haul some trees, he called early so I left her a two sided-note.

"Hey Honey, my buddy called and we're going fishing, tell you're old man he is on his own"
on the back of the note I put
"Just kidding, your old man got done early so I'm heading over with the trailer, love you." She called me as soon as she saw it (I put her on speaker) and about two seconds into her "I can't believe you did this" she said "I can't belie......you ass". She didn't look over the note till after she called hahaha.


Needless to say her old man and myself laughed for a good hour over that one. I never say I'm going to do something and not do it without a serious valid reason and she should have known that :P However luckily she takes such harmless jokes like a champ.

LMAO, do I want to know what red wings are? Aside from the Detroit Red Wings, that is.
I'm afraid to do a Google search...

I couldn't help myself...it's pretty nasty.

LOL

her mouth was open.

I guess she wouldn't be interested in a fart room


Thread: Has Anyone Here Built a Fart Room?

wtf is a dutch oven when used in this sense?

I don't care how bad a fart smells ..... no need for that

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