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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35520764 United States 05/15/2013 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39879238 That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it. But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again. But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2139119 United States 05/15/2013 01:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39879238 That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it. But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again. But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face. I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 39821965 United States 05/15/2013 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39879238 That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it. But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again. But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face. I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again. A good queef should set him straight. Or gay. :/ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2139119 United States 05/15/2013 01:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My ex wife farted in my face when i went down on her the dirty bitch put me off for life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39879238 That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it. But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again. But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face. I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again. A good queef should set him straight. Or gay. :/ Guys call queefs just "paying your dues" lol |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 39821965 United States 05/15/2013 01:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35520764 That's hilarious. I was hittin it doggy style last week when my wife ripped this huge fart right on my stomach and for a few days I was slightly traumatized by it. But it's all good now. I'm over it and back to hittin it again. But damn this chick is nuts for stabbing someone over a smelly puff of gas in her face. I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again. A good queef should set him straight. Or gay. :/ Guys call queefs just "paying your dues" lol Lol! Yeah, both sexes have gross stuff going on...but that's what you put up with to maintain a relationship, I guess. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2139119 United States 05/15/2013 01:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BioReaper I'm thinking she should have just waited till he was asleep and pinched him off a nice surprise on his chest for when he woke up the next morning. I guarantee you he would never do it again. A good queef should set him straight. Or gay. :/ Guys call queefs just "paying your dues" lol Lol! Yeah, both sexes have gross stuff going on...but that's what you put up with to maintain a relationship, I guess. Except red wings. Some lines even I won't cross lol |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23657849 United States 05/15/2013 01:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious. Honestly I never understood it either. Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.' He said "I don't know"? It's disrespectful to say the least. I would show him the door, or leave myself after that stunt. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23657849 United States 05/15/2013 01:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Starling83 HA! Another reason that I'm glad that I am no longer married. I don't know why you men find that so hilarious. Honestly I never understood it either. Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.' He said "I don't know"? It's disrespectful to say the least. I would show him the door, or leave myself after that stunt. .....and I mean permanently. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 39821965 United States 05/15/2013 01:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.' He said "I don't know"? It's disrespectful to say the least. I would show him the door, or leave myself after that stunt. .....and I mean permanently. She just laughed and said, 'that's gross!' I can't account for her taste, but he is otherwise a great person. He's just really, really immature about farts. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16499015 United States 05/15/2013 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol, my brother's fiancee was complaining about this a couple of days ago. I asked him why he would do that (he has farted on me many times, even recently) and he laughed and said 'I don't know.' Quoting: Agent Starling83 I blame the fiancee....clearly she couldn't see a immature little prick that he is. I'm not above playing a harmless prank on my girlfriend from time to time but stuff like that is just foul and wrong. If he truly loved and respected her that kind of stuff wouldn't cross his mind. My most recent prank was I offered to help my girlfriend's father cut down and haul some trees, he called early so I left her a two sided-note. "Hey Honey, my buddy called and we're going fishing, tell you're old man he is on his own" on the back of the note I put "Just kidding, your old man got done early so I'm heading over with the trailer, love you." She called me as soon as she saw it (I put her on speaker) and about two seconds into her "I can't believe you did this" she said "I can't belie......you ass". She didn't look over the note till after she called hahaha. Needless to say her old man and myself laughed for a good hour over that one. I never say I'm going to do something and not do it without a serious valid reason and she should have known that :P However luckily she takes such harmless jokes like a champ. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 39821965 United States 05/15/2013 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol! Yeah, both sexes have gross stuff going on...but that's what you put up with to maintain a relationship, I guess. Except red wings. Some lines even I won't cross lol LMAO, do I want to know what red wings are? Aside from the Detroit Red Wings, that is. I'm afraid to do a Google search... |
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