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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?


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tell them to get fucked
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I'd say get behind me Satan.

Then I'd probably run away before he had a chance to get behind me because I'd be scared.

Anyway, I'd try to put a lot of distance between myself any any of them.

It is a deception.
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I would say:


"good...


now, get the fuck out my planet"


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Can I have a ride on your spaceship?
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I would say...

its about time
now remove the evil powers that be from the planet!
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"Thank God... er.. Thank You? that you're back! You are never gonna believe what these douche bags did while you were gone!"
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I would rebuke them in the mighty name of Jesus Christ/YahuShua Ha Mashiach for the deceptive fallen angel, demonic beings that they are and watch them run screaming out of fear of THEIR Superior!
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"Thank God... er.. Thank You? that you're back! You are never gonna believe what these douche bags did while you were gone!"
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This.
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I would say:


"good...


now, get the fuck out my planet"


bird
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so you claim that this entire planet is your property?
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?


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Baseball bat. Ever seen Gallagher?
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I would rebuke them in the mighty name of Jesus Christ/YahuShua Ha Mashiach for the deceptive fallen angel, demonic beings that they are and watch them run screaming out of fear of THEIR Superior!
grinning
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so you claim the entire universe is controlled by a person you call jesus? but what if the ALIENS proof to you your wrong?
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?


NPHLBYHW

 Quoting: QUESTION 664473


Baseball bat. Ever seen Gallagher?
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so do you mean you would try to hit a alien being with a bat if it shows itself to be BILLIONS OF TIMES MORE POWERFULL THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE?
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I would make them coffee and see if they liked it
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?


NPHLBYHW

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I would call them a liar...sure ET upgraded us over the history of our planet and we are close to another upgrade, but they did not make creation, they are not the creators of all...even ET doesn't know who God is.
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I would say:


"good...


now, get the fuck out my planet"


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so you claim that this entire planet is your property?
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didn't you know that?

yes, it's mine...
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?


NPHLBYHW

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Buy them a beer and ask a million questions.

What else would there be to do.
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I would say:


"good...


now, get the fuck out my planet"


bird
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30317398


so you claim that this entire planet is your property?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664473




didn't you know that?

yes, it's mine...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30317398


It's mine, actually.
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Please help us.
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More believable than the christian story.
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congratulate them on their handiwork and ask to speak with their supervisor
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Depend what they want afterward. If they want us to worship them, I would shove a 12gaug at their butt hole and show them anal probing human style.

But if they just inform us that they manipulate our ancester dna to create modern man and that's it.. I would welcome them as brother.


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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?


NPHLBYHW

 Quoting: QUESTION 664473


Buy them a beer and ask a million questions.

What else would there be to do.
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^^ditto, except vodka & diet coke.
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Please help us.
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this
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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so you claim the entire universe is controlled by a person you call Jesus? but what if the ALIENS proof to you your wrong?
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9teen You might think that your 'oh so clever' right now OP but remember...Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

Last Edited by Judethz on 05/15/2013 02:25 PM
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?


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Buy them a beer and ask a million questions.

What else would there be to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27814554


WHAT IF THE ALIENS THEN GAVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE AND SAID TO YOU THEY WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR MILLION QUESTIONS EVEN IF IT TAKES 1000000000000000 YEARS


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ONCE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ASWERED WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TO THE ALIEN BEINGS?
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I would call them a liar...sure ET upgraded us over the history of our planet and we are close to another upgrade, but they did not make creation, they are not the creators of all...even ET doesn't know who God is.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I knew you're a bright one
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Depend what they want afterward. If they want us to worship them, I would shove a 12gaug at their butt hole and show them anal probing human style.

But if they just inform us that they manipulate our ancester dna to create modern man and that's it.. I would welcome them as brother.


:rogers3:
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WHAT IF THEY SAID THEY DID NOT WANT YOU TO WORSHIP ANYTHING JUST BE ALIVE AND THAT THEY DID NOT MANIPULATED YOUR ANCESTORS BUT THEY


CREATED(DESIGNED YOUR ANCESTOR) JUST AS HOW THEY DESIGNED ALL ATOMS EXISTANCE AND ALL MATTER (AND SHOWED YOU THE PROOF)?
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?


NPHLBYHW

 Quoting: QUESTION 664473


Buy them a beer and ask a million questions.

What else would there be to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27814554


WHAT IF THE ALIENS THEN GAVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE AND SAID TO YOU THEY WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR MILLION QUESTIONS EVEN IF IT TAKES 1000000000000000 YEARS


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ONCE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ASWERED WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TO THE ALIEN BEINGS?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664473




And why in the hell should I believe the "answers" given by the aliens?

Why should I not think the aliens are just pathological liars?
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congratulate them on their handiwork and ask to speak with their supervisor
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WHAT IF THEY AGREED TO SHOW YOU WHO THEIR SUPERVISOR IS, WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS?

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