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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27814554 Canada 05/15/2013 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY. Quoting: QUESTION 664473 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? NPHLBYHW Buy them a beer and ask a million questions. What else would there be to do. ^^ditto, except vodka & diet coke. I suppose. Rye and diet coke is a better stand by. But maybe they want to try something more esoteric like a grasshopper. 1 part green creme de menthe 1 part white creme de cacao 1 part light cream or 1 part gin. Although the cream is unnecessary, a splash of gin gives it a sharper flavour. Brings out the mint. Couple of cubes of ice, done. Delicious. Not Mamosa delicious. but good. I suppose that would be one of the first questions. What would you like to drink? Oi! If they had a mixed drink that was popular with them that would be cool as well. If it didn't kill me or make me completely insane (psychotropic), I would be interested in trying something. Wonder if they play golf? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 664473 Netherlands 05/15/2013 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY. Quoting: QUESTION 664473 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? NPHLBYHW Buy them a beer and ask a million questions. What else would there be to do. WHAT IF THE ALIENS THEN GAVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE AND SAID TO YOU THEY WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR MILLION QUESTIONS EVEN IF IT TAKES 1000000000000000 YEARS WHAT WOULD YOU DO ONCE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ASWERED WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TO THE ALIEN BEINGS? And why in the hell should I believe the "answers" given by the aliens? Why should I not think the aliens are just pathological liars? THE ALIENS WOULD SHOW YOU ALL THE PROOF FOR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING AND CAPABLE OF WITH PURE SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT YOU CAN EASILY TRY YOURSELF TO SEE IF IT IS REAL OR NOT AND THEY WOULD SHOW YOU HOW THEY CREATE ATOMS AND GALAXIES RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES WHILE FLYING YOU TO A PART OF SPACE WITH NO GALAXY AND MAKE ONE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES. IN SHORT PROOF TO YOU THEIR ANSWERS ARE TRUE. WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30317398 Brazil 05/15/2013 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27814554 Buy them a beer and ask a million questions. What else would there be to do. WHAT IF THE ALIENS THEN GAVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE AND SAID TO YOU THEY WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR MILLION QUESTIONS EVEN IF IT TAKES 1000000000000000 YEARS WHAT WOULD YOU DO ONCE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ASWERED WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TO THE ALIEN BEINGS? And why in the hell should I believe the "answers" given by the aliens? Why should I not think the aliens are just pathological liars? THE ALIENS WOULD SHOW YOU ALL THE PROOF FOR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING AND CAPABLE OF WITH PURE SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT YOU CAN EASILY TRY YOURSELF TO SEE IF IT IS REAL OR NOT AND THEY WOULD SHOW YOU HOW THEY CREATE ATOMS AND GALAXIES RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES WHILE FLYING YOU TO A PART OF SPACE WITH NO GALAXY AND MAKE ONE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES. IN SHORT PROOF TO YOU THEIR ANSWERS ARE TRUE. WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? what if they are just using their technology to trick me? they have holographic technology and stuff... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 664473 Netherlands 05/15/2013 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd say "seems legit" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39881737 Then, I'd throw a tantrum while crying: "why didn't you love meeeee?". Then, I'd emotional blackmail the shit outta them to buy my love. WHAT IF THE ALIENS TAKE THEIR TIME WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU PURE HAPPINESS ......FOR ALL ETERNITY? WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 664473 Netherlands 05/15/2013 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664473 WHAT IF THE ALIENS THEN GAVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE AND SAID TO YOU THEY WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR MILLION QUESTIONS EVEN IF IT TAKES 1000000000000000 YEARS WHAT WOULD YOU DO ONCE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ASWERED WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TO THE ALIEN BEINGS? And why in the hell should I believe the "answers" given by the aliens? Why should I not think the aliens are just pathological liars? THE ALIENS WOULD SHOW YOU ALL THE PROOF FOR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING AND CAPABLE OF WITH PURE SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT YOU CAN EASILY TRY YOURSELF TO SEE IF IT IS REAL OR NOT AND THEY WOULD SHOW YOU HOW THEY CREATE ATOMS AND GALAXIES RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES WHILE FLYING YOU TO A PART OF SPACE WITH NO GALAXY AND MAKE ONE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES. IN SHORT PROOF TO YOU THEIR ANSWERS ARE TRUE. WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? what if they are just using their technology to trick me? they have holographic technology and stuff... WHAT IF THE ALIENS SHOW YOU THAT THEIR TECHNOLOGY THEY USE IS NOT HOLOGRAPHIC BUT THE REAL DEAL NOT FAKE AND TAKE THEIR TIME TO EDUCATE YOU HOW THEIR TECHNOLOGY WORKS WHAT WOULD YOU DO? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30317398 Brazil 05/15/2013 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd say "seems legit" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39881737 Then, I'd throw a tantrum while crying: "why didn't you love meeeee?". Then, I'd emotional blackmail the shit outta them to buy my love. WHAT IF THE ALIENS TAKE THEIR TIME WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU PURE HAPPINESS ......FOR ALL ETERNITY? WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? do the aliens like beer? if they drink some beer with me (and they pay), then they can be my buddies... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 39881737 Brazil 05/15/2013 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd say "seems legit" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39881737 Then, I'd throw a tantrum while crying: "why didn't you love meeeee?". Then, I'd emotional blackmail the shit outta them to buy my love. WHAT IF THE ALIENS TAKE THEIR TIME WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU PURE HAPPINESS ......FOR ALL ETERNITY? WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? pure happiness isn't given. it's attained. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27814554 Canada 05/15/2013 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY. Quoting: QUESTION 664473 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? NPHLBYHW Buy them a beer and ask a million questions. What else would there be to do. WHAT IF THE ALIENS THEN GAVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE AND SAID TO YOU THEY WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR MILLION QUESTIONS EVEN IF IT TAKES 1000000000000000 YEARS WHAT WOULD YOU DO ONCE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ASWERED WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TO THE ALIEN BEINGS? By that point in time...Personally I would have a deeper understanding of them, and I think we would be pretty drunk after a cosmic lifetime of drinking. The odd thing about throwing back a couple and chatting is it brings people closer together. So I would go with a positive. Nothing beats hanging out with people, it's how you make friends. Part of the human condition that I think most Canucks enjoy. Warm day, cold beer/Ice tea/Etc and friends to chat with. We have a very short summer and enjoy it as much as we possibly can with anyone that's in a chatty mood. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 664473 Netherlands 05/15/2013 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd say "seems legit" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39881737 Then, I'd throw a tantrum while crying: "why didn't you love meeeee?". Then, I'd emotional blackmail the shit outta them to buy my love. WHAT IF THE ALIENS TAKE THEIR TIME WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU PURE HAPPINESS ......FOR ALL ETERNITY? WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? do the aliens like beer? if they drink some beer with me (and they pay), then they can be my buddies... WHAT IF THE ALIENS CAN CREATE INFINITE BEER AND INFINITE MONEY AND HEAR THAT YOU WANT MONEY AND THEY PROPOSE TO YOU TO CREATE YOU A STADIUM FULL OF MONEY AND DECIDE TO GIVE YOU A CREDIT CARD WITH.......INFINITE MONEY WOULD YOU BE NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? |
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BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 05/15/2013 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would ask in whose Name they come. If they get the answer right I would welcome them into my home and offer them a beer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7244743 If you want to get them drunk, spray them with Lysol... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30317398 Brazil 05/15/2013 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd say "seems legit" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39881737 Then, I'd throw a tantrum while crying: "why didn't you love meeeee?". Then, I'd emotional blackmail the shit outta them to buy my love. WHAT IF THE ALIENS TAKE THEIR TIME WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU PURE HAPPINESS ......FOR ALL ETERNITY? WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? do the aliens like beer? if they drink some beer with me (and they pay), then they can be my buddies... WHAT IF THE ALIENS CAN CREATE INFINITE BEER AND INFINITE MONEY AND HEAR THAT YOU WANT MONEY AND THEY PROPOSE TO YOU TO CREATE YOU A STADIUM FULL OF MONEY AND DECIDE TO GIVE YOU A CREDIT CARD WITH.......INFINITE MONEY WOULD YOU BE NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? I would be positive to them only if the promise to me that they won't harm anyone, or make anything bad to anyone... |
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MarkinAZ User ID: 3063399 United States 05/15/2013 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would fall on my knees and PRAY TO THE REAL CREATOR OF THIS UNIVERSE - THE MOST HIGH GOD ALMIGHTY, GOD OF ABRAHAM, ISAAC, AND JACOB - THE FATHER OF OUR REDEEMER AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST that I not be taken in by this "great delusion" and that I not be deceived by the lying signs and wonders these creatures will bring with them. GOD TOLD US IN THE BIBLE THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN - A GREAT DELUSION CAUSING MANY TO FALL AWAY FROM BELIEF IN HIM AND CHRIST. These things, when they show up - are not our "brothers" they are fallen angels and their spirits and their children who follow satan and want only to drag us to hell along with them. PRAY YOU ARE NOT DECEIVED!! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 664473 Netherlands 05/15/2013 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664473 WHAT IF THE ALIENS TAKE THEIR TIME WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU PURE HAPPINESS ......FOR ALL ETERNITY? WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? do the aliens like beer? if they drink some beer with me (and they pay), then they can be my buddies... WHAT IF THE ALIENS CAN CREATE INFINITE BEER AND INFINITE MONEY AND HEAR THAT YOU WANT MONEY AND THEY PROPOSE TO YOU TO CREATE YOU A STADIUM FULL OF MONEY AND DECIDE TO GIVE YOU A CREDIT CARD WITH.......INFINITE MONEY WOULD YOU BE NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? I would be positive to them only if the promise to me that they won't harm anyone, or make anything bad to anyone... OK WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THEM IF THEY TOLD YOU THEY DESIGNED(CREATED) THE CHIMPANSEE TO EAT THE BANANA THEY DESIGNED(CREATED) BUT ALSO THAT THEY DESIGNED THE RAVEN TO EAT THE WORM THEY ALSO DESIGNED WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIEN? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27814554 Canada 05/15/2013 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd say "seems legit" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39881737 Then, I'd throw a tantrum while crying: "why didn't you love meeeee?". Then, I'd emotional blackmail the shit outta them to buy my love. WHAT IF THE ALIENS TAKE THEIR TIME WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU PURE HAPPINESS ......FOR ALL ETERNITY? WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? do the aliens like beer? if they drink some beer with me (and they pay), then they can be my buddies... WHAT IF THE ALIENS CAN CREATE INFINITE BEER AND INFINITE MONEY AND HEAR THAT YOU WANT MONEY AND THEY PROPOSE TO YOU TO CREATE YOU A STADIUM FULL OF MONEY AND DECIDE TO GIVE YOU A CREDIT CARD WITH.......INFINITE MONEY WOULD YOU BE NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? Lol, sounds like a hangover waiting to happen. Infinite money is as good as no money. If you live within your means you can have a good life and, luck providing, find something that you find enjoyable everyday (aka job/work/hobby). Having it all isn't a good thing. First where would you put it (using one of the philosophers notes)? Second, why is it that important? Stuff doesn't make a good life, it helps with some aspects. Friends, Family and Community do. Beer is just the pleasant unexpected extra that usually comes with it. |
Obiwanbeeohbee User ID: 28634688 United States 05/15/2013 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALIENS SHOWED THEM SELFS AND CLAIMED TO BE YOUR CREATOR AND OWNER AND THEY PROOFED TO ALL HUMANS GLOBALLY THEY ...CREATED ATOMS AND ALL LIFE AND EVERY GALAXY IN EXISTENCE WITH PURE TECHNOLOGY. Quoting: QUESTION 664473 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? NPHLBYHW I'd apologize for my poor grammar, and for shouting. "A common mistake people make, when trying to design something that is completely foolproof, is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" - Douglas Adams |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30317398 Brazil 05/15/2013 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30317398 do the aliens like beer? if they drink some beer with me (and they pay), then they can be my buddies... WHAT IF THE ALIENS CAN CREATE INFINITE BEER AND INFINITE MONEY AND HEAR THAT YOU WANT MONEY AND THEY PROPOSE TO YOU TO CREATE YOU A STADIUM FULL OF MONEY AND DECIDE TO GIVE YOU A CREDIT CARD WITH.......INFINITE MONEY WOULD YOU BE NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE TOWARDS THE ALIENS? I would be positive to them only if the promise to me that they won't harm anyone, or make anything bad to anyone... OK WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THEM IF THEY TOLD YOU THEY DESIGNED(CREATED) THE CHIMPANSEE TO EAT THE BANANA THEY DESIGNED(CREATED) BUT ALSO THAT THEY DESIGNED THE RAVEN TO EAT THE WORM THEY ALSO DESIGNED WOULD YOU BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE TOWARDS THE ALIEN? I would ask why they didn't create ALL species of animals as HERBIVOROUS species... They were such assholes for creating animal species that eat other animals |
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