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nah User ID: 39815037 United States 05/16/2013 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just stay on the computer, if your wife asks what happened to the cat, tell her you don't know. Tell her you've been online and show her your history to prove it. Get really defensive and don't even ask what's wrong with the cat, act like nothing happened. When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7419205 United States 05/16/2013 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hide on the side of your house with the body, after she pulls into the driveway place the body, headfirst behind whichever tire is most convenient. Then hide. If she sees you, just act like you were taking out the garbage or something, in fact just take the trash out with you to avoid any suspicion. |
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VarianceX77 User ID: 39959718 United States 05/16/2013 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Draw a pentagram around it with salt, then light some candles around it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39532440 When she comes home pretend like you don't know what she's talking about. Deny that you ever owned a cat at all. You know, this terrible incident is the perfect opportunity to make an amusing YouTube reaction.. VarianceX77 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38757792 United States 05/16/2013 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just stay on the computer, if your wife asks what happened to the cat, tell her you don't know. Tell her you've been online and show her your history to prove it. Get really defensive and don't even ask what's wrong with the cat, act like nothing happened. Quoting: nah What happens when he show her his history, and right smack in the middle of it is a thread called "Stepped on cats head by mistake" lol? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 39864733 Australia 05/16/2013 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hire Ashton Kutcher to hang around your house. When she notices the dead cat, Ashton Kutcher has to jump out with a camera team and yell out "YOU DONE GOT PUNKED BITCH!!!!" then get Ashton to give her an identical cat so she thinks it was all just a ruse by loveable teevee star Asthon Kutcher. Also, Ashton Kutcher. |
Designr317 User ID: 9592781 United States 05/16/2013 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Knowing GLP I have to put this qualifier; If this is for real... If it is then tell your wife what happened. She deserves that. You're better than a liar. She will be mad and she will probably yell at you every time she thinks about it. Just get through that as best you can. Just remind her that you're sorry and you feel terrible. That was a terrible mistake. I'm so sorry... I wish you well...it's going to be tough. And just a thought...probably don't put painful stuff on a board like this. It attracts flies. Last Edited by Design on 05/16/2013 08:20 PM "For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jeremiah 29:11 "Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid." John 14:27 |
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