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I'm John Titors Cat - Quantum!

 
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05/17/2013 05:23 AM
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I'm John Titors Cat - Quantum!
Ask me a Question!

I like warmth, fish, and having my furrrrrr stroked.

Pat me!

You know you want to!
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05/17/2013 05:28 AM
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I pissed under Johns bed today - do you think he will notice?
Iamaka Canadian
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05/17/2013 05:31 AM

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You aren't REALLY John's cat are you.
Just another human trolling around?

Hello World('iamaka@outlook.com');
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05/17/2013 05:39 AM
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Re: I'm John Titors Cat - Quantum!
I am John Titors cat Quantum!

I exist due to the Uncertainty Principle, which means I have a probabilistic chance of existing.
Sometimes I am here - sometimes I am there.
Sometimes I am hungry.


But as I am presently in Johns apartment, and there is radiation outside, I am concerned that my DNA is being damaged by stray photons, and radiative isotopes in my food!

John doesn't understand that feeding me Fukushima fish from Sendai could kill me!


Please ask John to stop feeding me radioactive fish!
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05/17/2013 05:41 AM
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I have an interest in Analog Devices DSP products from the 1990's.
John has some of these in the future, but he doesn't understand how to programme them.
He can get some ADSP2115's working, but has trouble writing code for the ADSP2181 processors.
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05/17/2013 05:45 AM
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Welcome John Tittors Cunt 5a
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05/17/2013 05:46 AM
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I am John Titors cat Quantum!

I exist due to the Uncertainty Principle, which means I have a probabilistic chance of existing.
Sometimes I am here - sometimes I am there.
Sometimes I am hungry.


But as I am presently in Johns apartment, and there is radiation outside, I am concerned that my DNA is being damaged by stray photons, and radiative isotopes in my food!

John doesn't understand that feeding me Fukushima fish from Sendai could kill me!


Please ask John to stop feeding me radioactive fish!
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your dna is damaged and it is not damaged.

what is observer?
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05/17/2013 05:47 AM
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Ask me a Question!

I like warmth, fish, and having my furrrrrr stroked.

Pat me!

You know you want to!
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You are an impostor!

John told me that his cat is actually named Schroedinger!

scream
Iamaka Canadian
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Welcome John Tittors Cunt 5a
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Now, now. let's let the Kiwi go on...
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John told me that his cat is actually named Schroedinger!
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^^?
Hello World('iamaka@outlook.com');
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05/17/2013 06:05 AM
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Ask me a Question!

I like warmth, fish, and having my furrrrrr stroked.

Pat me!

You know you want to!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106


You are an impostor!

John told me that his cat is actually named Schroedinger!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10917725


As you know, John is now in Japan.
'Schro' was abandoned in a cardboard box outside the LAX terminal, when John had to flee the USA in a hurry.
You see, to John, we have already died. He doesn't care because we are already dead to him.

I was just a little kitten when he saw me in a cage out the back of the Sushi restaurant down the road from him. I was going to end up in someone's Bento Box, but John took me home.

I sleep on the end of Johns bed, but some nights, I'm not the only pussy in the bed, so to speak.
But that's for another conversation.
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05/17/2013 06:08 AM

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Ask me a Question!

I like warmth, fish, and having my furrrrrr stroked.

Pat me!

You know you want to!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106


You are an impostor!

John told me that his cat is actually named Schroedinger!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10917725


As you know, John is now in Japan.
'Schro' was abandoned in a cardboard box outside the LAX terminal, when John had to flee the USA in a hurry.
You see, to John, we have already died. He doesn't care because we are already dead to him.

I was just a little kitten when he saw me in a cage out the back of the Sushi restaurant down the road from him. I was going to end up in someone's Bento Box, but John took me home.

I sleep on the end of Johns bed, but some nights, I'm not the only pussy in the bed, so to speak.
But that's for another conversation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106


How is it scientifically possible that you can type English so fluently on John's keyboard?

What are you looking to gain Mr. Titors Cat, by posting on GLP of all places?

Are you being paid to post in some fashion?

Hello World('iamaka@outlook.com');
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PS: I speak Cat.
Hello World('iamaka@outlook.com');
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05/17/2013 06:13 AM
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Fluent English?

I try very hard.
As you know, English is a difficult language, however I am using Johns Touchy pad to communicate with you, using a Mew to English app that John seams to have gotten from somewhere.
I believe it may have been Section 44 at Area 51.

My claws work well on the touch screen!
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05/17/2013 06:15 AM

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Fluent English?

I try very hard.
As you know, English is a difficult language, however I am using Johns Touchy pad to communicate with you, using a Mew to English app that John seams to have gotten from somewhere.
I believe it may have been Section 44 at Area 51.

My claws work well on the touch screen!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106

:bigbs:
Hello World('iamaka@outlook.com');
Iamaka Canadian
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05/17/2013 06:16 AM

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You ain't like no Cat I've ever seen before.
Hello World('iamaka@outlook.com');
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05/17/2013 06:27 AM
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Of course not!
My 'Menglish' is very limited.

Last year I stowed away on a Russian fishing ship loaded with second hand cars on its way to Vladivostok.
I wanted to escape the radiation here and start a new life at the Federal University in the steam pipes~!

The cars tested positive for radiation, and I was found.
When they returned me to John I was bloated on caviare, soup and smelt of Vodka.
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05/17/2013 06:44 AM
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Re: I'm John Titors Cat - Quantum!
Ask me a Question!

I like warmth, fish, and having my furrrrrr stroked.

Pat me!

You know you want to!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106


You are an impostor!

John told me that his cat is actually named Schroedinger!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10917725


As you know, John is now in Japan.
'Schro' was abandoned in a cardboard box outside the LAX terminal, when John had to flee the USA in a hurry.
You see, to John, we have already died. He doesn't care because we are already dead to him.

I was just a little kitten when he saw me in a cage out the back of the Sushi restaurant down the road from him. I was going to end up in someone's Bento Box, but John took me home.

I sleep on the end of Johns bed, but some nights, I'm not the only pussy in the bed, so to speak.
But that's for another conversation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106


How is it scientifically possible that you can type English so fluently on John's keyboard?

What are you looking to gain Mr. Titors Cat, by posting on GLP of all places?

Are you being paid to post in some fashion?

 Quoting: Iamaka Canadian


I'm not being paid.
GLP is part of my emotional development and attempt to understand John more.
He has been acting strangely recently.
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05/17/2013 07:04 AM
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Also a lot of my friends here are having thyroid issues, but some of it is not from the radiation


Iamaka Canadian
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05/17/2013 07:10 AM

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I'm not being paid.
GLP is part of my emotional development and attempt to understand John more.
He has been acting strangely recently.
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Acting strangely how?
Hello World('iamaka@outlook.com');
Quantum (OP)
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05/17/2013 07:19 AM
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I think he has been consuming too much Soy in his diet.

I hear splashes in the toilet, he is having the motion of runnies?

When he gets dressed - I've noticed he is growing man boobs.
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05/17/2013 07:20 AM
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Hmmm, you sound exactly like Tuesday Lobsang Rampa's cat???

hiding

hahaha
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05/17/2013 07:25 AM
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No, I can use the toilet also.
There is a difference.

Of course, I have to ask I can no longer go outside, as the soil in the garden is radioactive, and then I have to lick my paws clean.
Of course, when I lick my arse clean, I'm just accumulating all this radioactive dirt.

A friend caught a mouse in Tokyo last week, and left it for his Mistress on the floor. It recorded 55 microSieverts per hour.
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05/17/2013 08:07 PM
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Today it is raining.
I am inside, today.
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05/18/2013 02:17 AM
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It is still raining.
But blossoms are blooming
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05/18/2013 02:22 AM
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John is in his room with the door closed watching Hentai
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05/18/2013 02:34 PM
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Thank you auto ban, you are ever so faithful.

every weakness can also be a vantage
and every vantage can also be a weakness.

it is only in added dimension that it can be seen properly.
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05/22/2013 01:39 AM
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Well, another wet week.
Finally John is out, and I have access to the electronic world.
John has been having issues paying his bills recently, so I guess it is more fish from Sendai for me.
Or Fukushima beef.
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05/22/2013 07:54 AM
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I can't believe it.
John is picking his nose again at his keyboard.

I'm outta here!
The last time the sicko rubbed it in my fur.
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05/22/2013 08:07 AM
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To a kid, looking up to Titor
(ah ah aahhhhh)
Life ain't nuthin
but
bitches and money!
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05/22/2013 08:17 AM
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How American of you.
Digusting.

It will serve our relationship best if you will kindly refrain in future from such low brow conversation!

John strokes me, but prefers to stroke his ego.

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