I am John Titors cat Quantum!

I exist due to the Uncertainty Principle, which means I have a probabilistic chance of existing.
Sometimes I am here - sometimes I am there.
Sometimes I am hungry.


But as I am presently in Johns apartment, and there is radiation outside, I am concerned that my DNA is being damaged by stray photons, and radiative isotopes in my food!

John doesn't understand that feeding me Fukushima fish from Sendai could kill me!


Please ask John to stop feeding me radioactive fish!