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BREAKING! URGENT! My dream indicates end of times is tomorrow!!

 
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BREAKING! URGENT! My dream indicates end of times is tomorrow!!
I usually have very intense wet dreams where I typically soil my mattress. But today my Miley Cyrus dream fantasy quickly turned into an unexpected apocalyptic scenario. The dream was so intense I jizzed in bed and then awoke with a quick vision of what will happen. Expect the Yellow Stone caldera to blow tomorrow followed by end of times earthquakes around the planet. More to follow.
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are you scared about this or not dose it remind you of 2012 movie?
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never mind doom, tell us more about miley
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I usually have very intense wet dreams where I typically soil my mattress. But today my Miley Cyrus dream fantasy quickly turned into an unexpected apocalyptic scenario. The dream was so intense I jizzed in bed and then awoke with a quick vision of what will happen. Expect the Yellow Stone caldera to blow tomorrow followed by end of times earthquakes around the planet. More to follow.
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I think your dream is telling you that you have gonorrhea.
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are you scared about this or not dose it remind you of 2012 movie?
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Possibly, I did see the 2012 movie a couple days ago but discounted it as a vision of things to come because the movie didn't turn me on at all. In fact, I was limp the entire movie.
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05/18/2013 05:15 PM
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To OP,

Wet dreams turning into apocaliptic visions are the first signs of you discovering your homosexuality.

Don't feel bad ,it's not your fault.

It's the Bisphenol A.
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Okay so what the hell does it mean.

You pluralized Time.

End of time? End of times? Is the news paper going out of business, or is the clock stopping?
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You said Miley ?
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laugh
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22lol22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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How many times have you been right?
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Re: BREAKING! URGENT! My dream indicates end of times is tomorrow!!
are you scared about this or not dose it remind you of 2012 movie?
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Possibly, I did see the 2012 movie a couple days ago but discounted it as a vision of things to come because the movie didn't turn me on at all. In fact, I was limp the entire movie.
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oh come on, when that wave was rearing up, thousands of feet above shart stained people below, quaking in their boots, surely Johnson must have at least twitched?
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How many times have you been right?
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about Miley, or doom?
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Okay so what the hell does it mean.

You pluralized Time.

End of time? End of times? Is the news paper going out of business, or is the clock stopping?
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The vision I had immediately after I jizzed was that of cataclysmic doom where most people won't survive. Volcanic ash, mile high tidal waves, and massive earthquakes were consuming the planet. However, I did see a starving Justin Bieber rummaging through a pile of debris looking for perhaps food so at least he lives.
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Re: BREAKING! URGENT! My dream indicates end of times is tomorrow!!
I usually have very intense wet dreams where I typically soil my mattress. But today my Miley Cyrus dream fantasy quickly turned into an unexpected apocalyptic scenario. The dream was so intense I jizzed in bed and then awoke with a quick vision of what will happen. Expect the Yellow Stone caldera to blow tomorrow followed by end of times earthquakes around the planet. More to follow.
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So, your thingy got bigger in your dream and soiled more of an area ? volcano

how is this related to Yellowstone??
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are you scared about this or not dose it remind you of 2012 movie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35932031


Possibly, I did see the 2012 movie a couple days ago but discounted it as a vision of things to come because the movie didn't turn me on at all. In fact, I was limp the entire movie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28862411


oh come on, when that wave was rearing up, thousands of feet above shart stained people below, quaking in their boots, surely Johnson must have at least twitched?
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Well, I couldn't tell if my johnson had a twitch which was caused by an itch or the death and mayhem in the movie ever so slightly aroused me.
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Stop eating junk food before bed! or monster

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The OP's dream must be further analyzed. PIN!banana2
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Well, one never knows.

I'd better give it to the Stonette long and hard tonight.

Ars longa, vita brevis.
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OP ...

Next event at Yellowstone Caldera -- at least in terms of geophysical --- is a relatively minor one.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

However ---- the world is about to change --- for the worse!!

Have a nice few weeks.
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I need some more details on your dream op


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this kind of dream is very boring now, because it's complete and utter BSbsflag
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Miley slapped you and you spurted?
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A dream.

Ok.
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I tried to get another dream going but no luck even after watching a Miley Cyrus video. Still, I am holding to the end of times dream set for tomorrow.
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I think it was you blowing your load,not yellowstone
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Go back to sleep the caldera is quite..
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My bad.
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