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Anonymous Coward User ID: 40036948 United Kingdom 05/18/2013 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I usually have very intense wet dreams where I typically soil my mattress. But today my Miley Cyrus dream fantasy quickly turned into an unexpected apocalyptic scenario. The dream was so intense I jizzed in bed and then awoke with a quick vision of what will happen. Expect the Yellow Stone caldera to blow tomorrow followed by end of times earthquakes around the planet. More to follow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28862411 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36361831 United Kingdom 05/18/2013 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | are you scared about this or not dose it remind you of 2012 movie? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35932031 Possibly, I did see the 2012 movie a couple days ago but discounted it as a vision of things to come because the movie didn't turn me on at all. In fact, I was limp the entire movie. oh come on, when that wave was rearing up, thousands of feet above shart stained people below, quaking in their boots, surely Johnson must have at least twitched? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28862411 United States 05/18/2013 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay so what the hell does it mean. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40048866 You pluralized Time. End of time? End of times? Is the news paper going out of business, or is the clock stopping? The vision I had immediately after I jizzed was that of cataclysmic doom where most people won't survive. Volcanic ash, mile high tidal waves, and massive earthquakes were consuming the planet. However, I did see a starving Justin Bieber rummaging through a pile of debris looking for perhaps food so at least he lives. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39870152 United States 05/18/2013 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I usually have very intense wet dreams where I typically soil my mattress. But today my Miley Cyrus dream fantasy quickly turned into an unexpected apocalyptic scenario. The dream was so intense I jizzed in bed and then awoke with a quick vision of what will happen. Expect the Yellow Stone caldera to blow tomorrow followed by end of times earthquakes around the planet. More to follow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28862411 So, your thingy got bigger in your dream and soiled more of an area ? volcano how is this related to Yellowstone?? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28862411 United States 05/18/2013 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | are you scared about this or not dose it remind you of 2012 movie? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35932031 Possibly, I did see the 2012 movie a couple days ago but discounted it as a vision of things to come because the movie didn't turn me on at all. In fact, I was limp the entire movie. oh come on, when that wave was rearing up, thousands of feet above shart stained people below, quaking in their boots, surely Johnson must have at least twitched? Well, I couldn't tell if my johnson had a twitch which was caused by an itch or the death and mayhem in the movie ever so slightly aroused me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38968886 United States 05/18/2013 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Next event at Yellowstone Caldera -- at least in terms of geophysical --- is a relatively minor one. [link to en.wikipedia.org] However ---- the world is about to change --- for the worse!! Have a nice few weeks. |
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