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Message Subject If I Ever Met an Alien Who wanted To Become Human...
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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I don't believe that aliens exist, but as a thought experiment, I wondered what I would do if I ever met an alien who wanted to become human.

Here is what I would tell the alien:

"First off, don't do it. If you do, you will find yourself enveloped in never-ending emotional and mental pain, much of it visited upon you by others.

If you become a male human, and you are physically unattractive, you will find yourself unable to mate, and you will be ignored, treated as invisible, and rejected at every turn, often cruelly, by members of the female sex. The emotional and mental pain this causes will be worse than, and unlike any pain you have ever known, and it will follow you constantly and give you no peace.

You may even find that your unattractiveness is such that family members want little or nothing to do you with you, and that you have no close friends, and none who want to be a friend. You will find that your unattractiveness prevents you from getting good jobs or promotions, because nobody takes ugly people seriously."

Personally, I wish I had been born an alien rather than human. Or better still, that I hadn't been born at all. I'm taking steps to remove myself from this horrible life permanently, and I can't wait to go.
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