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why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??

 
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why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Called it “Pathetic and supposedly he is satisfied now. this is like the second time he has slammed Jen.

hey Brad, number one, if you need to tell the world so much how happy you are, something is up with that? you know, kind of when Tom cruise jumped high on Oprah's couch. didn't take him long after that to hit the ground hard. number two, are you still thinking about Jenny if you are constantly bringing her up?

hmmm, makes you wonder.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
It's a catfight
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
wrong message board?
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
At least Jennifer still has her tits.

I bet Brad's regretting having left her for the skankzilla Angelina.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
He's realized that he downgraded, and he's trying to justify it to himself.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
He misses real tits and a pretty face....you ask me anjolina looks like john voit with long hair

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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Angelina, is that you?
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Jennifer= WAY HOTTER than Angelina.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Jennifer= WAY HOTTER than Angelina.
 Quoting: El Tiburon


yes
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Pass the Balsamic Vinegar...
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wrong message board?
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Jennifer is selfish he likes his women WITH HEART J. ACKASS.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Brad wants her back
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You yentas need to take it to US magazine comments section!

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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
When Brad was with Jen, he was soo good-looking. He took care of himself. Ever since he hooked up with Angie, he looks like bum. That long stringy unwashed hair he's got going on is just gross. Apparently, he even smells like body odor. I mean, geez, take a shower daily Brad. Maybe it is from running after the 18 kids they have.

Something is going on with Brad and Angie if he's got to announce how happy he is and how satisfied he is every 10 seconds or so.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Brad wants her back
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yeah, i'm thinking this too! he could have had a really nice life with Jen. now he's controlled by Angie. i'm thinking some of his negative comments are Angie's comments about Jen.
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Are you guys seriously talking about this??

1ddr1

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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Jennifer= WAY HOTTER than Angelina.
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Jennifer= WAY HOTTER than Angelina.
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Always was.....always will be.

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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Are you guys seriously talking about this??

:1ddr1:

I think I should ban you.
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no, no - it could be conspiracy related. yup!!
i mean, why does he keep talking about her? maybe he has been abducted by aliens (Jolie lead alien). would explain why he doesn't shower and comb his hair anymore. see, a relevant thread.
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Are you guys seriously talking about this??

1ddr1

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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Brad wants her back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39661494


yeah, i'm thinking this too! he could have had a really nice life with Jen. now he's controlled by Angie. i'm thinking some of his negative comments are Angie's comments about Jen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


ohyeah
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Brad wants her back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39661494


yeah, i'm thinking this too! he could have had a really nice life with Jen. now he's controlled by Angie. i'm thinking some of his negative comments are Angie's comments about Jen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


ohyeah
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i heard Brad's mom loved Jen. who wouldn't, she's a sweetie.

even heard rumors that Angie threatened to keep Brad's biological kids away from Brad's mom cuz she was still friendly with Jen after the divorce. Nasty! Poor thing has to be nice to Angie or she'll be banned from seeing her grandkids.
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Are you guys seriously talking about this??

:1ddr1:

I think I should ban you.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
Are you guys seriously talking about this??

:1ddr1:

I think I should ban you.
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rockon
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oh come on, you all want to keep updated on the latest Brad-Jen-Angie tangled web thing they have going on. every conspiracy forum needs a Hollywood conspiracy twist to keep it fresh. isn't that why you all entered this thread. to get caught up on the latest with the threesome.

don't ban me, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
He hates tits!
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
He should have never left Marsha, err, Maureen McCormick.

She was the gal for Brad. Brad wouldn't have to trudge through airports with a bunch of black kids shoplifting every 20 feet if he would have stayed with Maureen. And I'm pretty sure Marsha, err, Maureen still has access to some of Greg Bady's groovy clothes (elephant bell bottoms, fringed jackets, and paisley shirts) unless, of course, his wardrobe has been placed in the Smithsonian.

Maureen even sings country. And has nice breasts. Pert. Strawberrys. With freckles (Brad could draw them on). And flowers. That's right. Flowers grow from Maureen's perfect breasts. And birds, blue happy birds fly around Maureen's perfect, lovely, goddess-like breasts. And trees.......

Brad should have never left her. Idiot. I hated him in the Bourne series and that I Bought a Zoo shit movie. And anyone could play "Ducky" in "Pretty in Pink."
Fucking Brad.

Maureen's too good for him
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
jennifer AND angelina are both ugly
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
He hates tits!
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Angie has brainwashed him to hate breasts.

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