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why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??

 
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Called it “Pathetic and supposedly he is satisfied now. this is like the second time he has slammed Jen.

hey Brad, number one, if you need to tell the world so much how happy you are, something is up with that? you know, kind of when Tom cruise jumped high on Oprah's couch. didn't take him long after that to hit the ground hard. number two, are you still thinking about Jenny if you are constantly bringing her up?

hmmm, makes you wonder.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


I don't have a dog in this fight, but let's get a few basic things straight OP, because you seem utterly confused and uninformed.

1. Angelina Jolie is rightfully WAY hotter than Jennifer Aniston. While not particularly talented in terms of acting, in her prime Jolie was considered to be one of the sexiest, craziest, most memorable stars in Hollywood history, in fact.

Whereas Aniston is basically Merryl Streep minus the major dramatic talent (she was a pretty good sitcom actress in her heyday, to be fair to her)

2. Brad Pitt is turning 50 soon. Midlife crisis. If only subconsciously, he must feel like he "wasted" almost 10 years of his best years on Aniston when he could have had Jolie in her best years instead. Life with most regrets, it's not exactly rational in nature. It's probably compounded by the fact Jolie gave him the big happy multi-ethnic family that Aniston absolutely refused to give him, so even though Pitt intellectually knows that Jolie in her 20's was way too crazy and wild to have children with, irrationally he still feels retroactive resentment toward Aniston.

3. Hollywood only amplifies the crazy factor in this little triangle.



3.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28293216


Oh get out. All of Hollyweird knows why he hooked up with Jolie. She promised he could have boyfriends on the side, something his wife told him to get the F out over. Now you know. hahaha!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25225980


Now you're just lying.

And even if it were true.... so what? Angelina is famously bi-sexual, so it's ok for her to fuck Gwen Stefani out in the open, why shouldn't Brad diddle his buddy Clooney or whatever?

Live and let live, yo.
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Um, pointed it out because the media's twist on why they split has no basis in reality. First and foremost, they're actors. Smoke and mirrors.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
jennifer AND angelina are both ugly
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O yah, this is personification of ugliness

[link to www.google.com]

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Granted after like 6 bajillion kids and lifetime of hard-living the razor's edge... Jolie is past her prime.

But come on, calling her "ugly"..... do you weird Internet people even have slightest grasp of objective reality?

LMAO!
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Jolie reminds me of an old girlfriend.

Way out there, emasculating and controlling and all around nuts.

I like Aniston better.
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Well of course you do. And is your right.

But if you can't understand why MANY men would be thrilled to have Jolie as their "batshit insane crazy-sexy challenge".... then you simply do not understand the (alpha) psyche.

And for the record, SBD, I almost made it sound like Annison is a "safer", simpler choice to Jolie. And it's true enough, relatively speaking. However, compared to an AVERAGE woman you may encounter on the street, Aniston is CRAZY in her own right. Crazy, controlling, narcissistic.

Only seeming "normal" compared to Jolie or Wynona Ryder or Lindsay Lohan of this world. So keep that in mind, before you make sweeping categorical generalizations.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28293216


Hmmm, I'm sure Jen has a little crazy going on too. I still think a little crazy is better than a creepy crazy woman walking around with a blood vial necklace. Just my opinion. I'll take the boring crazy over the creepy crazy vampire lady any single day.
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Jolie reminds me of an old girlfriend.

Way out there, emasculating and controlling and all around nuts.

I like Aniston better.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Well of course you do. And is your right.

But if you can't understand why MANY men would be thrilled to have Jolie as their "batshit insane crazy-sexy challenge".... then you simply do not understand the (alpha) psyche.

And for the record, SBD, I almost made it sound like Annison is a "safer", simpler choice to Jolie. And it's true enough, relatively speaking. However, compared to an AVERAGE woman you may encounter on the street, Aniston is CRAZY in her own right. Crazy, controlling, narcissistic.

Only seeming "normal" compared to Jolie or Wynona Ryder or Lindsay Lohan of this world. So keep that in mind, before you make sweeping categorical generalizations.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28293216


Hmmm, I'm sure Jen has a little crazy going on too. I still think a little crazy is better than a creepy crazy woman walking around with a blood vial necklace. Just my opinion. I'll take the boring crazy over the creepy crazy vampire lady any single day.
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Hey I am just correcting SBD's misconception and naivette. If he or you think Aniston is anything like a good little old-fashioned woman like average women used to be in your mum or grandma's generation.... you folks have another thing coming. Trust me, I know whereof I speak.

Don't fall for easy public persona: Aniston is not just a "little crazy"; she is also cutt-throat ambitious, which is the reason she refused to have kids with Pitt (even though he wanted them pretty badly apparently)

And I don't think you're being altogether fair to Angelina by invoking all that BBT blood-vials and shit, either. By all indication, Jolie is nowhere near the kind of crazy she used to be. I guess having a big beautiful family forces one to mature quickly; she obviously no longer cuts herself or wears any kind of blood-jewelry or has lesbian sex on the beach in view of her guests, LOL.

As far as cutting/hurting herself when she was younger, I don't think you can judge a person too harshly. It's a disorder more than flaw in character or wickedness, IMO. Growing up in Hollywood has fucked up a lot of people, so it's all sunshine and rainbows, obviously. While we know Jolie also had major daddy issues, we know that she blamed Jon Voigt for cheating on her mother. But considering how severe it got, I wouldn't be surprised if maybe she was sexually abused, though obviously it's not fair making those kind of allegations. Again, wouldn't rule it out based on her behavior profile when younger.

It's also possible Jolie just has classic Borderline-Personality Disorder. That would also explain a few things completely unrelated to her father. However, even in that case, even if she is BPD spectrum.... it's something that she was born with and NOT chose to be. So some slack-cutting is in order.

I wouldn't go with either Aniston or Jolie, at this point. You want something Hollywood, something fresh yet down to earth? Dakota Fanning aka Next Jodie Foster. Jennifer Lawrence is not without intrigue or talent, either. There are many other lesser names.
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"Growing up in Hollywood has fucked up a lot of people, so it's NOT all sunshine and rainbows, obviously"
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All that New World Order, fake do-good-er, multicultural, hogwash must start tasting pretty rank after awhile.

Now him and his boobless wonder can skank around with all that fake money and look sort of fake important?

To a MORON maybe?
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All that New World Order, fake do-good-er, multicultural, hogwash must start tasting pretty rank after awhile.

Now him and his boobless wonder can skank around with all that fake money and look sort of fake important?

To a MORON maybe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40271631


Meh.

Celebs is not something to obsess over, but I get a kick out of people obsessively HATING on them, either.

As much as everyone bemoans all the silly, superficial things of our civilization, such as celebrity-dom....

can you imagine the world WITHOUT stars and celebs, without idols and role-models? Without art, music, culture, entertaiment; without all sorts of compelling outlets, leisure and past-times? Including conspiracy and gissip fora, incidentally?

LOL life would be hellishly BORING borderling on unlivable. Trust me.
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At least Jennifer still has her tits.

I bet Brad's regretting having left her for the skankzilla Angelina.
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cruise
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It was good while it lasted.

Then again, Angelina even without tits, vag or head, is still hotter than that Friends Rachel lady.
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I read that Jolie likes to swing both ways....LOL
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...it only took eight years for you people to wake up to reality.......better late than never........
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Are you guys seriously talking about this??

1ddr1

I think I should ban you.
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At least Jennifer still has her tits.

I bet Brad's regretting having left her for the skankzilla Angelina.
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He hates tits!
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Angie has brainwashed him to hate breasts.
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God damn! She really must have sold her soul to satan to have powers like that! Ain't nothing in this world gonna stop me from loving boobs!
 Quoting: Chip


"I am the god of tits and wine. I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit." -Tyrion, Game of Thrones

lol!

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When Brad was with Jen, he was soo good-looking. He took care of himself. Ever since he hooked up with Angie, he looks like bum. That long stringy unwashed hair he's got going on is just gross. Apparently, he even smells like body odor. I mean, geez, take a shower daily Brad. Maybe it is from running after the 18 kids they have.

Something is going on with Brad and Angie if he's got to announce how happy he is and how satisfied he is every 10 seconds or so.
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he is definitely not happy. people who are happy don't talk about it all the time. and he does look like crap. what is on the inside is surfacing on the outside.
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At least Jennifer still has her tits.

I bet Brad's regretting having left her for the skankzilla Angelina.
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cruise
 Quoting: The Comedian


It was good while it lasted.

Then again, Angelina even without tits, vag or head, is still hotter than that Friends Rachel lady.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 761901


this^ angelina is still hotter and will always be better than whats her face..
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....SLEAZE....
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Jennifer is selfish he likes his women WITH HEART J. ACKASS.
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True Dat - and Blood vials around the neck. Booyah
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At least Jennifer still has her tits.

I bet Brad's regretting having left her for the skankzilla Angelina.
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


cruise
 Quoting: The Comedian


It was good while it lasted.

Then again, Angelina even without tits, vag or head, is still hotter than that Friends Rachel lady.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 761901


this^ angelina is still hotter and will always be better than whats her face..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40293225


Jolie was beyond crazy-hot in her day.

To even mention Aniston in her league, is a joke. Lamborgini vs. toyota.

Aniston's league is someone like her former castmate like Lisa Kudrow or maybe Tina Fey or someone like that.

Jolie when Pitt got together with her was one of hottest in the world.
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jennifer AND angelina are both ugly
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O yah, this is personification of ugliness

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[link to www.google.com]


[link to www.google.com]


Granted after like 6 bajillion kids and lifetime of hard-living the razor's edge... Jolie is past her prime.

But come on, calling her "ugly"..... do you weird Internet people even have slightest grasp of objective reality?

LMAO!
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She is not very attractive, that is a fact.
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TMZ is over there ------->

This isn't a low information voter zone. Nobody here watches American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, the Bachelor, or MSNBC.
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I find it interesting that Jennifer has aged more gracefully than either Brad or Angelina. She is definitely healthier-looking than they are right now, which makes her more attractive than either of them.
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Re: why is Brad Pitt slamming marriage to Jenny Aniston Marriage, yet again??
He should have never left Marsha, err, Maureen McCormick.

She was the gal for Brad. Brad wouldn't have to trudge through airports with a bunch of black kids shoplifting every 20 feet if he would have stayed with Maureen. And I'm pretty sure Marsha, err, Maureen still has access to some of Greg Bady's groovy clothes (elephant bell bottoms, fringed jackets, and paisley shirts) unless, of course, his wardrobe has been placed in the Smithsonian.

Maureen even sings country. And has nice breasts. Pert. Strawberrys. With freckles (Brad could draw them on). And flowers. That's right. Flowers grow from Maureen's perfect breasts. And birds, blue happy birds fly around Maureen's perfect, lovely, goddess-like breasts. And trees.......

Brad should have never left her. Idiot. I hated him in the Bourne series and that I Bought a Zoo shit movie. And anyone could play "Ducky" in "Pretty in Pink."
Fucking Brad.

Maureen's too good for him
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So...You're Maureen McCormick I take it?
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Finally, a Brad Pitt thread so I can express myself!!

OPEN LETTER TO BRAD PITT:

Dear Brad,

You seriously need to SHUT UP!
You need to NEVER mention how bored and depressed and inactive you
were during your marriage to Jennifer Aniston.

We KNOW you don't mean to bash her, but it sure ends up sounding like that!

So, dude, YOU were the one who cheated on Jennifer Aniston with
Angelina Jolie. THAT was a dumb move. However, now that enough
time has passed, people could forgive you and move forward.

HOWEVER, you keep bringing it up about how unhappy you were!!

Seriously, do you want to lose ALL of your female fans?!?!?! Because
the only thing worse that cheating on your wife, is to constantly bring up
how much COOLER your new wife is and how much more EXCITING your new life is!!! Can you possibly fathom this at all?!?!

First of all, you are a freakin' movie star, and so we are not really feeling
very sorry for you when you had to smoke pot and sit on the couch during
your marriage to Jennifer Aniston because you were "dull to yourself".

Here is what you should be talking about, INSTEAD!
Talk about your charitable projects, your kids, your upcoming movies,
your love of architecture, your house in France, or fun and exciting things
in your life. I would really like to know about these things.

THEN,.. do NOT talk about your previous life that included Jennifer Aniston.
You have been horrible to that poor woman and you constantly humiliate
her publicly. Why you have the subconscious need to do this I will never know.
Try to keep a low profile about this and also just SHUT YOUR YAP!!!!!

All the best, Brad!!
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jennifer AND angelina are both ugly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8410224



O yah, this is personification of ugliness

[link to www.google.com]

[link to www.google.com]


[link to www.google.com]


Granted after like 6 bajillion kids and lifetime of hard-living the razor's edge... Jolie is past her prime.

But come on, calling her "ugly"..... do you weird Internet people even have slightest grasp of objective reality?

LMAO!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28293216


She is not very attractive, that is a fact.
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Who asked you?
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When Brad was with Jen, he was soo good-looking. He took care of himself. Ever since he hooked up with Angie, he looks like bum. That long stringy unwashed hair he's got going on is just gross. Apparently, he even smells like body odor. I mean, geez, take a shower daily Brad. Maybe it is from running after the 18 kids they have.

Something is going on with Brad and Angie if he's got to announce how happy he is and how satisfied he is every 10 seconds or so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


He hasn't looked happy for a long time. I wouldn't be surprised if his wife wanted him to do this, she seems to be the Big Boss in that family. I suspect he is highly controlled.
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Finally, a Brad Pitt thread so I can express myself!!

OPEN LETTER TO BRAD PITT:

Dear Brad,

You seriously need to SHUT UP!
You need to NEVER mention how bored and depressed and inactive you
were during your marriage to Jennifer Aniston.

We KNOW you don't mean to bash her, but it sure ends up sounding like that!

So, dude, YOU were the one who cheated on Jennifer Aniston with
Angelina Jolie. THAT was a dumb move. However, now that enough
time has passed, people could forgive you and move forward.

HOWEVER, you keep bringing it up about how unhappy you were!!

Seriously, do you want to lose ALL of your female fans?!?!?! Because
the only thing worse that cheating on your wife, is to constantly bring up
how much COOLER your new wife is and how much more EXCITING your new life is!!! Can you possibly fathom this at all?!?!

First of all, you are a freakin' movie star, and so we are not really feeling
very sorry for you when you had to smoke pot and sit on the couch during
your marriage to Jennifer Aniston because you were "dull to yourself".

Here is what you should be talking about, INSTEAD!
Talk about your charitable projects, your kids, your upcoming movies,
your love of architecture, your house in France, or fun and exciting things
in your life. I would really like to know about these things.

THEN,.. do NOT talk about your previous life that included Jennifer Aniston.
You have been horrible to that poor woman and you constantly humiliate
her publicly. Why you have the subconscious need to do this I will never know.
Try to keep a low profile about this and also just SHUT YOUR YAP!!!!!

All the best, Brad!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26164356


Not to rain on your diatribe, but Pittster is much simpler than he even looks, mfraid.

He feels like he wasted a decade of his prime on Aniston when he probably had a crush on Jolie all along and wishes he had her in her prime.

It's as simple as that. Both in the real world and in terms of Hollywood reality, Jolie was a huge U-P-G-R-A-D-E over maniston.

Hell, Pitt probably would still be with Paltrow if Gwyneth didn't break his heart by cheating on him and generally letting him know how much of a higher-class and more refined she was than him.

So obviously a picture of Pitt is emerging: he is INSECURE especially now that he's closing in on the half-century mark.

unlike his buddy Clooney who's more old-school, and who would change his gf like gloves and not even give the matter a second thought.

Don't feel too bad for Aniston, though. Yes she may be ugly, but she's rich, she'll get over it.
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When Brad was with Jen, he was soo good-looking. He took care of himself. Ever since he hooked up with Angie, he looks like bum. That long stringy unwashed hair he's got going on is just gross. Apparently, he even smells like body odor. I mean, geez, take a shower daily Brad. Maybe it is from running after the 18 kids they have.

Something is going on with Brad and Angie if he's got to announce how happy he is and how satisfied he is every 10 seconds or so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


Get the fuck off of GLP with this stupid shit!!!!!!! And don't gimme that, don't click on it if you don't wanna read it nonsense I came in here specifically to tell you to fuck-off with this garbage

Go to a lonely-bored-housewives-gossip forum if you wanna talk about irrelevant hollywood shiet.
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Oh shut up.
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jennifer AND angelina are both ugly
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You might be retarded. Get checked.
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At least Jennifer still has her tits.

I bet Brad's regretting having left her for the skankzilla Angelina.
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cruise
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Lol you clicked on this thread!

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