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Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.

 
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Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
We're here, we like the opposite sex, get over it.
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05/21/2013 10:22 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
We can dress up in business suits and throw footballs around.

Cook steaks, drink beer and watch naked women dance.

For the ladies we can have some male strippers and some other stuff. (We're going to need a straight female organizer for the womenfolk).
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Damn STRAIGHT!

But then homos be protesting and be like tomatos226afro
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
Damn STRAIGHT!

But then homos be protesting and be like tomatos226afro
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Yeah, well, straights are the more oppressed minority atm.
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
We can dress up in business suits and throw footballs around.

Cook steaks, drink beer and watch naked women dance.

For the ladies we can have some male strippers and some other stuff. (We're going to need a straight female organizer for the womenfolk).
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05/21/2013 10:28 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
I'd go! And I'd have a big banner that reads PROUD TO BE ONE OF THOSE %50 OF STRAIGHTS THAT ARE DIVORCED!
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05/21/2013 10:28 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
Can't do it. Be like starting a European Heritage club. Al not so Sharpton would call it homo racist
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05/21/2013 10:30 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
Yes!
Can we make fun of those who aren't straight as well?
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05/21/2013 10:32 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
Can't do it. Be like starting a European Heritage club. Al not so Sharpton would call it homo racist
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haha European Heritage Club always gets called White Supremacist Organization, automatically aligned with the arch enemy known as Nazis.
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05/21/2013 10:33 PM

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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
We could have mothers AND fathers with their children who are dressed in sex appropriate clothing.

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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
We could have mothers AND fathers with their children who are dressed in sex appropriate clothing.
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Now that's controversial.
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05/21/2013 10:38 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
thats a hate crime

RACISSSSSS!
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05/21/2013 10:40 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
and a white history monthbushhitler
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05/21/2013 10:42 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
we should have our own flag too and march down the street while cramming in down everyone's throat.
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05/21/2013 10:43 PM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
thats not a bad idea actually...
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Wouldn't it be fun to let the little boys play with cap guns while we walked the parade while the little girls played with their dolls in their strollers if they wanted to. We wouldn't force them of course.
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
We're here, we like the opposite sex, get over it.
 Quoting: Baconhead


The straight parade would definitely be crashed by men wearing pink tutus

doing this bananasex


all the way to the parade....
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05/22/2013 09:27 AM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
We're here, we like the opposite sex, get over it.
 Quoting: Baconhead


The straight parade would definitely be crashed by men wearing pink tutus

doing this bananasex


all the way to the parade....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39870152


Probably. Because gays can't just let people be straight.
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05/22/2013 09:32 AM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
Mardi Gras "show us your tits" would seem to qualify...
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05/22/2013 09:34 AM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
See? That's why we have gay pride, stupid.

Be all like... BOOOOOO!!

I'm against all stupid parades.
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05/22/2013 09:50 AM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
It's called getting laid and telling your friends.
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05/22/2013 09:50 AM
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Re: Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.
it's against the law.

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