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Breaking: Hillary Clinton, Obama, and others, have been

 
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Breaking: Hillary Clinton, Obama, and others, have been
abducted by aliens, and are now said to be receiving anal proves, as to find the shit paper trails, that they have been ingesting over the last few days, in an attempt to clean out all the shit.

but instead, they have become constipated from all that pulp, and are about to die, thus the reason for being abducted.

the reason the aliens are involved, is because there is a little creature thing in obamas head, and this is what the scars are from, and they plan on doing the same to Hillary.

finding two other idiots so gullible and usable was out of the question, and the plans for world domination, and the window, is growing dangerously close to closing.

both these two are expected to have the shit pumped out of them, and returned to the strings, very shortly.

the alien who is going to inhabit Hillary has given her a new pet name, in hopes this will boost her moral. that name is "axe wound", based upon the appearance of her vagina. ironically the staple dish of the alien race, is a food that looks like her vagina, hence the fondness.

we hear that the alien in obamas head, has been lusting for the dish of hillary. the alien that is in machelles head, is much like the baboons of Earth, and we expect some interesting social dynamics between all of these alien hosts soon.
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Re: Breaking: Hillary Clinton, Obama, and others, have been
Interdimensional Beings
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07/11/2014 10:23 PM
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Re: Breaking: Hillary Clinton, Obama, and others, have been
AND i WAS EXPECTING ANOTHER dICK jOKE !


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