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DEAR ILLUMINATI ELITE

 
You knew leader
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05/23/2013 06:13 AM
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DEAR ILLUMINATI ELITE
The time has come for you to admit that I am your new mistress and you are all my bitches!!!!! So bend over and take it, I put on my biggest strap on for you.


For you
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For the

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aqmah

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05/23/2013 06:20 AM

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worship
i like dominant women
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05/23/2013 06:37 AM
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Re: DEAR ILLUMINATI ELITE
1) For my first request I would like you guys to stop molesting people! That is just a bad idea.Don't do it.


2) Stop electronically harassing people with mind control weapons. No more of that.

3) Stop making shitty horrible movies to brainwash people. No one wants to see that shit.


4) Stop blowing people up! That's my job and it's for really really bad people not runners at a marathon.


5) Do not create anymore fake (or real) school shootings. I will fuck you up if you hurt anymore kids. Or traumatize people with that shit.

6) Just in general stop doing all that other satanic bad crap you guys are into.


Ok! Here are your new rules


1) go home and smoke some weed. Lot's and lot's of weed. It's going to take a lot because you are really evil.

2) say nice things and do nice things for people around you.

3) give all your money away to people who deserve it. You guys suck and are not doing anything good with it but fucking people up.


So there you go and if you need a spanking I will give it to you later. Don't make me pull out my ethereal can of whoop ass on you. I am packing serious MOJO!


-Yours truly, your new dominating female leader

P.S.

Let Britain know because they are the last in the loop on everything.
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05/23/2013 06:51 AM
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dear illuminati, fix my injury and i care not what you do
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05/23/2013 06:59 AM
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The Illuminati, through several historical epochs, have striven to overthrow the super rich and super powerful, and they have suffered savage persecution as a consequence. So how can they be confused with the puppetmasters who stand behind these tyrants of privilege and power? It's absurd. Any person who knows anything of the history of the Illuminati should be able to see that their aims are incompatible with the aims commonly attributed to them by many anti-NWO conspiracy theorists.


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05/23/2013 07:00 AM
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dear illuminati, fix my injury and i care not what you do
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See!!!!You ILLUMINATI EMPLOYEES SUCK. NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS AND GIVE AWAY FREE PROSTHETIC! NOT ONLY THAT I HAVE TO SPONTANEOUSLY HEAL AMPUTEE VICTIMS BECAUSE OF YOUR PUNK ASSES!!!

Ok fine sir I will heal you, fix your wounds and take down some of my douche bag followers for hurting you. let me know how that spontaneous healing works out. Good luck!
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05/23/2013 07:03 AM
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Aint nobody got time for that
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05/23/2013 07:06 AM
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Lol if I paid for this forum I'd use the picture that says 'today OP was cool' :)
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05/23/2013 07:09 AM
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Re: DEAR ILLUMINATI ELITE
The Illuminati, through several historical epochs, have striven to overthrow the super rich and super powerful, and they have suffered savage persecution as a consequence. So how can they be confused with the puppetmasters who stand behind these tyrants of privilege and power? It's absurd. Any person who knows anything of the history of the Illuminati should be able to see that their aims are incompatible with the aims commonly attributed to them by many anti-NWO conspiracy theorists.


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Thread: De-demonizing the Illuminati
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Whatever- everyone knows you guys suck ass. Let every know in Australia. I know you guys are isolated. You have a new leader- and she doesn't like it When YOU HURT people. Get it together!
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05/23/2013 07:10 AM
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Diane Fvckstein,
is that really you ???

or is it Hillary ???
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05/23/2013 07:11 AM
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The Illuminati, through several historical epochs, have striven to overthrow the super rich and super powerful, and they have suffered savage persecution as a consequence. So how can they be confused with the puppetmasters who stand behind these tyrants of privilege and power? It's absurd. Any person who knows anything of the history of the Illuminati should be able to see that their aims are incompatible with the aims commonly attributed to them by many anti-NWO conspiracy theorists.


[link to www.youtube.com]

Thread: De-demonizing the Illuminati
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39454684


Whatever- everyone knows you guys suck ass. Let every know in Australia. I know you guys are isolated. You have a new leader- and she doesn't like it When YOU HURT people. Get it together!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32220400


You either need to take your fucking meds or get off the computer & finish your homework.

iamwith
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Diane Fvckstein,
is that really you ???

or is it Hillary ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40344553


No I not that much of a lesbian, I am a lot younger and I like people. I'm Hot.
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05/23/2013 07:15 AM
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Re: DEAR ILLUMINATI ELITE
The Illuminati, through several historical epochs, have striven to overthrow the super rich and super powerful, and they have suffered savage persecution as a consequence. So how can they be confused with the puppetmasters who stand behind these tyrants of privilege and power? It's absurd. Any person who knows anything of the history of the Illuminati should be able to see that their aims are incompatible with the aims commonly attributed to them by many anti-NWO conspiracy theorists.


[link to www.youtube.com]

Thread: De-demonizing the Illuminati
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39454684


Whatever- everyone knows you guys suck ass. Let every know in Australia. I know you guys are isolated. You have a new leader- and she doesn't like it When YOU HURT people. Get it together!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32220400


You either need to take your fucking meds or get off the computer & finish your homework.

iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39454684

Are you offended new employee shill?
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05/23/2013 07:19 AM
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No I not that much of a lesbian, I am a lot younger and I like people. I'm Hot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32220400


not that much of a Lesbian

is a confession that you've munched
carpet before

so, you're a part time Lesbian
errr Bi-Sexual.
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05/23/2013 07:21 AM
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Re: DEAR ILLUMINATI ELITE
Can we have sweets before meals now?
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05/23/2013 07:28 AM
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Can we have sweets before meals now?
 Quoting: The Loophole


Pleasssse Have sweets all day long if you want! No more carb free crap diets. I am fixing the bio matrix on every one so that sweets don't make you fat. Just don't eat meat any more and you will be good!
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05/23/2013 07:33 AM
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dear illuminati,
i have been a very good boy this year! I went to the zoo and saw a giraffe. my brother had chicken pox. I want a new bike for christmas. or a b.b. gun.
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05/23/2013 07:35 AM
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No I not that much of a lesbian, I am a lot younger and I like people. I'm Hot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32220400


not that much of a Lesbian

is a confession that you've munched
carpet before

so, you're a part time Lesbian
errr Bi-Sexual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40344553


I'm the New Illuminati leader of course I'm partial to gays and and lesbians.
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dear illuminati,
i have been a very good boy this year! I went to the zoo and saw a giraffe. my brother had chicken pox. I want a new bike for christmas. or a b.b. gun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40055172


Ok YOu can have all that but don't butt sex anyone with out their permission.
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05/23/2013 07:39 AM
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I want a new bike for christmas. or a b.b. gun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40055172


well,
that oughta get DHS rolling
to do an interview with you.

All you have to do is draw one
and you get suspended from school.
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05/23/2013 07:57 AM
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Re: DEAR ILLUMINATI ELITE
I want all info declassified about force fields and cloaking technology also recording devices should be made free to the public that' displays light spectrums beyond our own field of vision. The cults hivemind needs to be turned off, brainwashing has to stop, stimulating growth should be the purpose of life. The banks who own nothing but an entity of their own creation should collapse naturally. Who wants a dollar bill when things are digital, I haven't found money on the street in a while.
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05/23/2013 08:16 AM
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Can we have sweets before meals now?
 Quoting: The Loophole


Pleasssse Have sweets all day long if you want! No more carb free crap diets. I am fixing the bio matrix on every one so that sweets don't make you fat. Just don't eat meat any more and you will be good!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32220400


hf
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05/23/2013 08:47 AM
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worship
i like dominant women
 Quoting: aqmah


:moodspank:
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05/23/2013 07:04 PM
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Re: DEAR ILLUMINATI ELITE
More Requests to the ILLUMINATI ELITE from your NEW DOMINANT FEMALE LEADER:

1) Stop Molesting people. I have to say this twice because you guys really don't get it.


2) Stop Beheading people or giving fake beheadings. I don't like people getting their heads chopped off and I didn't say you could do this. Let the illuminati Brits on the short bus brigade know whats up. They are really slow over there.


3) Stop believing you are run by reptile aliens. You're not, I've obliterated them all, every last reptile alien. They were all pretty weak and lame and they only had men left because they ate all their woman. I decided to end that shit. SO you can stop being such a pussy and thinking that some reptile ancestor is going to come out and eat you if you disobey. It ain't going to happen. If you happen to think you are part reptile alien- remember you were probably just created in some human Nazi Eugenics program and your were brain washed to think that you were are reptile, grey hybrid or whatever. You are a normal fucked up human with weird features that's all.


4) Stop kiddnapping poor young girls and Stop dream Inceptioning people. NO more Dream Rape or whatever sick fucked up shit you illuminati black ops sicko weirdos are into. We are done with that. This is per LoopHoles request, she would like you to stop that.


Those are all my request I have a lot of illuminati shit to clean up after and if anybody needs anything because they were maimed by the illuminati- secret government-NWO Let me know. I will have the Rotheschlds and the rest of the fucktard coked up banking elite start paying you back because they are FUCKED- bananasex


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