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last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 29477832 United States 05/25/2013 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I built my wife a GTFO bag. It consists of a one way bus ticket to Toledo and a quarter to make a phone call when she gets there. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3570662 United States 05/25/2013 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Make sure its not too heavy for her. I discuss BOBs all the time and what men say have to be in every BOB I just couldn't carry over a long distance realistically. I figure I can ditch things if I need to but I'd still rather put more lightweight stuff in I know I can carry and use rather than ditch heavy stuff taking up space and have that space empty for nothing. |
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El Tiburon (OP) User ID: 28375544 United States 05/25/2013 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where is the first aid kit? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211208 Maybe a knife and something to start a fire and a space blanket. What if she starts out 1 hour or 2 before dark? There is a Knife and SOME LIGHT first aid... If you read the list you'll see a few items including a military grade stimulant to keep her going. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39284206 United States 05/25/2013 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about one of those folding bikes? They are $170, and might significantly increase her chances of getting home safely. She could keep it in the car in the trunk, or at her work site. Another thing I didn't see that you might want to add if it's legal in your state is a can of mace. Better yet, a pistol. In a shtf scenario, that could make a difference. Make sure you have her test out the pack, walk five miles with it in the shoes that she would be wearing, and find out if the straps need to be modified. You could also add a Lifestraw which only weighs a matter of ounces and costs around twenty dollars. You can drink water out of a gutter with it and be perfectly fine. |
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El Tiburon (OP) User ID: 28375544 United States 05/25/2013 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about one of those folding bikes? They are $170, and might significantly increase her chances of getting home safely. She could keep it in the car in the trunk, or at her work site. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39284206 Another thing I didn't see that you might want to add if it's legal in your state is a can of mace. Better yet, a pistol. In a shtf scenario, that could make a difference. Make sure you have her test out the pack, walk five miles with it in the shoes that she would be wearing, and find out if the straps need to be modified. You could also add a Lifestraw which only weighs a matter of ounces and costs around twenty dollars. You can drink water out of a gutter with it and be perfectly fine. She has a piston but no permit. Mace IS A GOOD IDEA! And the folding bike is also a great idea... I am still thinking about the folding bike... I actually have a folding E-scooter that I could double the batteries on and get her about a 20 mile range. But I wanted her to have the bag first and foremost. I'll dig further into the folding bike thing. |
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El Tiburon (OP) User ID: 28375544 United States 05/25/2013 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where's the chocolate? Quoting: samanthasunflower Seriously, many women freak out when there's an emergency. (Not me, I freak out afterwards.) How do you expect her to be able to calm down and make it home, if she doesn't have any chocolate? Red Hots are her chocolate... and there are some vac sealed in a baggie. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17059959 United States 05/25/2013 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No condoms ? (In case I. Your mad max scenario she needs to work out a trade...) WhY no guns? She should have at least a glock 26 I Also, if she's even remotely attractive, you should have some sort of disguise to mask that so the :African: maybe wont notice her... |
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Focus User ID: 12206409 United States 05/25/2013 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey El. Great idea. I did the same for my gf. Id add a few things. A tarpaulin and a couple ways to start a fire just in case she gets delayed and has to camp out. Might also want to add a few powerbars. Look for the highest carb and calories count you can find. Id also change the 15" knife for something smaller and easier to use if its for self defense. Cold steel makes a knife called a kobun which is light and strong and perfect for a defense. You should be proud of yourself for taking such good care of your wife. Might also want to teach her how to make a fire and set up a shelter just in case. Oh and add some paracord or bank line as well. It has tons of uses. |
Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 05/25/2013 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this is some funny fuckin shit - 2nd post "i built my wife a GTFO bag" political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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v User ID: 31851237 United States 05/25/2013 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | oh, and some badass ginsing root, the kind that GLOWS. This will you both stamina when you feel fatigued and have to keep going... I just chew on the stuff, a little nibble here a, a little nibble there. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37664655 United States 05/25/2013 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So the goal here is to get her ass home in the event of her not being able to drive. EMP, Dirty Bomb, Big Ass Tornado that goes through the middle of the city...etc... Quoting: El Tiburon So she works 17 miles from home, and huffing it she could make it here in about 4-5 hours. So starting with the pack... JanSport Klamath 55 Backpack It's a non-frame large hiking backpack with hip booster. Compartment 1: Well Worn Jeans Well Worn Hiking Boots Wool Socks T-shirt Large billed "safari" ball cap Above Compartment 1: 3 liters of water 2 full MRE's with heaters (repacked and vacuum sealed) 1 roll of Toilet Paper- removed roll and vacuum sealed 2 Tampons and 2 Maxi Pads 1 Frogg Togg waterproof jacket (vacuum sealed) 1 Small first aid kid Front Compartment: 1 Medium Tyvec Suit 2 Blue Latex Goves 2 P-100 medical masks 2oz Hand Sanitizer (boosted with pure alcohol) 1 pack gauze Side Compartment 1 Compass- All she has to do is head due South 1 Small Gerber Multitool 1 Small Pry Bar 1 5" Gerber Knife Mylar Blanket Side Compartment 2 Red Hots Candy (Vac sealed) 1 Nuvigil Pill 2 X-Strength Tylenol 2 Immodium Rainflap Compartment ETON Solar/Dynamo emergency radio/flashlight/cell charger Flashlight/whistle/warning light/stabbing weapon I've explained to her: Priority 1... Get the fuck out of downtown. Change from business suit to street closed ASAP. Start drinking water right away. Do not attempt to add to the kit when bugging home. Her wallet and keys can come along After changing, leave clothes behind. Head South... Luckily, there are no ghettos on the way home. So she should be able to simply keep walking until she gets home. What do you guys think about this pack? Good idea or waste of time? Sounds like a donkey carrying baggage I saw in middle east. |
El Tiburon (OP) User ID: 28375544 United States 05/25/2013 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey El. Great idea. I did the same for my gf. Id add a few things. A tarpaulin and a couple ways to start a fire just in case she gets delayed and has to camp out. Might also want to add a few powerbars. Look for the highest carb and calories count you can find. Id also change the 15" knife for something smaller and easier to use if its for self defense. Cold steel makes a knife called a kobun which is light and strong and perfect for a defense. You should be proud of yourself for taking such good care of your wife. Might also want to teach her how to make a fire and set up a shelter just in case. Oh and add some paracord or bank line as well. It has tons of uses. Quoting: Focus 12206409 I should have read 1-5"knife... I'll edit it. It's ALL burbs from South KC to our home... very weird city layout if you ask me. So I am really not too worried about bad guys. I do mean to add a means to make fire as well as a Silver Eagle/ a few bucks for whatever... |
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ClydeX User ID: 11310285 United States 05/25/2013 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great job looking out for the wife! Now, sit her down, unpack the bag, and have her pack it all again - on her own - and make an inventory list as she goes. This list can be placed in a zip-lock and stored in an easy to access exterior pocket. In a stressful event, she won't have to try and recall from memory if a particular item is in the pack or where it may be located, but now has an itemized directory at her disposal. Any plans for a test run (hike) from the workplace home? Not only is it great exercise and the perfect time for her to become acclimated to carrying the pack and the terrain over which she may eventually be traveling, but if you do this with her; you will also have a better understanding of the environment/ possible conditions through which she may have to pass on her trip home to be better equipped to estimate a time of arrival. Job 12:7) But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee: 8) Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee. |
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last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 29477832 United States 05/25/2013 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was just stirring the shit. My wife and I both keep a slimmed down version of Tiburons bag in our vehicles, and a larger version at home. I gave him the first 5*. Just goofin'. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |