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How Much Beer Do You Drink in a Week?

 
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I quit drinking 8 months ago. Starting Jan 1st, people are quickly going to find out that Obamacare means self care.
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You fucking morans never fail to fuck up a wet dream with that shit do you

fucking kill joys just have to insert their agenda
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you can't be that stupid.....
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Yeah Yeah I know...best medicine is prevention blah blah blah

ur still a freakin agendatard
"We may call such a monster the 'beast of property.' It now rules the world, making mankind miserable, and gains in cruelty and voracity with the progress of our so called 'civilization.' ."
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Yeah Yeah I know...best medicine is prevention blah blah blah

ur still a freakin agendatard
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I also quit drinking Pepsi/Coke and got coffee down to 1 cup of decaf a day. Just do it, man....
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05/26/2013 12:12 PM
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I gave up beer as I was deeply addicted!
If you want to stop drinking every time you get a craving
eat a big meal usually this will stop a craving. If you are full most people won't want the drink.
Also if you reject a craving in a few minutes the craving will usually go away. Don't give in to it.

Your mind is telling you it wants to get high.

I feel better now and my beer belly is going away! I look and feel so much better. You don't need to drink.
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Yeah Yeah I know...best medicine is prevention blah blah blah

ur still a freakin agendatard
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I also quit drinking Pepsi/Coke and got coffee down to 1 cup of decaf a day. Just do it, man....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28870983


Good for you! I have given up the booze, slowed way down on
the pepsi/coke but I still drink coffee. I have to work on
the coffee. I usually only drink 1/4 glass of coke with pizza.
A friend told me that decaf coffee is poison?
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Re: How Much Beer Do You Drink in a Week?
lots

dasbier

Nothing like an ice cold beer

dasbier dasbier dasbier
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I suppose ur right... crying

why dey wanna take away my funs
"We may call such a monster the 'beast of property.' It now rules the world, making mankind miserable, and gains in cruelty and voracity with the progress of our so called 'civilization.' ."
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burp
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HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

This was the funniest thing I've seen all day and I don't know why. Oh it's because I see bumped threads on GLP all the time, and since this one is about beer it said BURP instead of BUMP.

burp
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lots

dasbier

Nothing like an ice cold beer

dasbier dasbier dasbier
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clappa
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Looks like the beer nazis scurried away. Or they are just backspacing a lot. cruise
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No beer snobs have chimed in.... wtf
"We may call such a monster the 'beast of property.' It now rules the world, making mankind miserable, and gains in cruelty and voracity with the progress of our so called 'civilization.' ."
--Johann Most
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No beer snobs have chimed in.... wtf
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You talking about the beer advocate people?

just kiddin'.. hf
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I've been drinking like a fish, bloody hell, my belly is so fat, I just managed to get my jeans on. I would like to think how much I've spent!
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I used to drink a couple of 5ths of Jack Daniels over the weekend, none through the week. I stopped all together cold turkey Nov 21, 2012. (heart attack)
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lots

dasbier

Nothing like an ice cold beer

dasbier dasbier dasbier
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Beer is great, if you can handle it!
Good for you!

Have you seen HOW BEER SAVED THE WORLD?
It's free on the net.
It is about the original recipe which was very healthy.
Not the crap of today.
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I've been drinking like a fish, bloody hell, my belly is so fat, I just managed to get my jeans on. I would like to think how much I've spent!
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I used to drink a couple of 5ths of Jack Daniels over the weekend, none through the week. I stopped all together cold turkey Nov 21, 2012. (heart attack)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33560264


We are Native Americans. My father was hooked on 4 fifths of Whiskey a day.
After he could no longer drink---he went on to drugs.
Died of AIDS from a shared needle.
All this getting high sucks.
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No beer snobs have chimed in.... wtf
 Quoting: Acid Cat!!!


You talking about the beer advocate people?

just kiddin'.. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35430172


no offense taken.. hf
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--Johann Most
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burp
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HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

This was the funniest thing I've seen all day and I don't know why. Oh it's because I see bumped threads on GLP all the time, and since this one is about beer it said BURP instead of BUMP.

burp
 Quoting: DidlerMajor


lolkit
:glp sign:
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Re: How Much Beer Do You Drink in a Week?
lots

dasbier

Nothing like an ice cold beer

dasbier dasbier dasbier
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40119319


Beer is great, if you can handle it!
Good for you!

Have you seen HOW BEER SAVED THE WORLD?
It's free on the net.
It is about the original recipe which was very healthy.
Not the crap of today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11879514


Just googled it.

Watching it now.

WOW
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05/26/2013 12:38 PM

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For how much it takes to get to a desired level of high, to how you act while you are high and then how you feel the next day. Alcohol is absolutely THE worst drug lol, yet so many partake. I find it amusing. Find a better drug.....
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Morans don't like alcohol. They can't appreciate the subtleties of the high, nor do they feel them very well.

hugs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35430172


Incorrect my little friend. "Never trust a man who doesn't drink'. So said because those who don't drink are afraid of what emerges when drunk, like a truth serum as it were. If you act like a twat when you are drunk, it's because you are a twat, plain and simple. Not everyone can handle their own truth. dasbier
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You sir are incorrect. Facts don't lie, intelligent people love alcohol.

[link to www.psychologytoday.com]

5a
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I'm not about peoples levels of intelligence. A twat is a twat.
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Fucking good for nothings
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Morans don't like alcohol. They can't appreciate the subtleties of the high, nor do they feel them very well.

hugs
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Incorrect my little friend. "Never trust a man who doesn't drink'. So said because those who don't drink are afraid of what emerges when drunk, like a truth serum as it were. If you act like a twat when you are drunk, it's because you are a twat, plain and simple. Not everyone can handle their own truth. dasbier
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


You sir are incorrect. Facts don't lie, intelligent people love alcohol.

[link to www.psychologytoday.com]

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35430172


I'm not about peoples levels of intelligence. A twat is a twat.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


These people are a result of your predictions and fucked up society, except the abusing, controlling types.
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nothing usually but over two nights on this holiday weekend ive had 12 beers and like 6 mixed drinks (jack & coke plus vodka lemonade)

I feel like garbage today.

When will scientists invent something that makes you act weird but is actually healthy for you and makes you feel good in the morning?
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I've been drinking like a fish, bloody hell, my belly is so fat, I just managed to get my jeans on. I would like to think how much I've spent!
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-350 calories per beer
-ZERO protein
-No vitamins
-Distracts your liver, kidneys, intestines, and thyroid from doing their job
-Only good thing about beer is that it kills some germs but so does mouth wash.
-Turns people into fat pig zombies


I drink one or two small glasses of bourbon per month with one ice cube. Usually sitting around a fire. Much more enjoyable that way and more looking forward to those moments. Another thing that is much more enjoyable is having 31" shoulders and a 30" waste with 3 women hitting on me every day.

Loose the beer, be epic dude.
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So epic dude.

Why can't everyone be as great as you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1671311


31" shoulders and 30" waist? That seems anatomically incorrect to me. My chest is 46" and my waist is 34", I am shaped like a normal male (just slightly larger than most). What the fuck does someone with 31" shloulders look like?

I'm sticking with my 3 cases/week so I don't have to find out.
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Incorrect my little friend. "Never trust a man who doesn't drink'. So said because those who don't drink are afraid of what emerges when drunk, like a truth serum as it were. If you act like a twat when you are drunk, it's because you are a twat, plain and simple. Not everyone can handle their own truth. dasbier
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


You sir are incorrect. Facts don't lie, intelligent people love alcohol.

[link to www.psychologytoday.com]

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35430172


I'm not about peoples levels of intelligence. A twat is a twat.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


These people are a result of your predictions and fucked up society, except the abusing, controlling types.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20743951


Yeah you're probably right to a degree which is the sad part.
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Morans don't like alcohol. They can't appreciate the subtleties of the high, nor do they feel them very well.

hugs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35430172


Incorrect my little friend. "Never trust a man who doesn't drink'. So said because those who don't drink are afraid of what emerges when drunk, like a truth serum as it were. If you act like a twat when you are drunk, it's because you are a twat, plain and simple. Not everyone can handle their own truth. dasbier
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


You sir are incorrect. Facts don't lie, intelligent people love alcohol.

[link to www.psychologytoday.com]

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35430172


I'm not about peoples levels of intelligence. A twat is a twat.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan

Looks like somebody is upset. Do you want mommy to kiss your boo boo?


Facts -> knockout <- you
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bank holiday day off tomorrow, so I'm gonna treat myself to a nice pear cider now

ever tried Stella Pear Cider?

omg, it is LUSH! lol
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I've been drinking like a fish, bloody hell, my belly is so fat, I just managed to get my jeans on. I would like to think how much I've spent!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40481374


-350 calories per beer
-ZERO protein
-No vitamins
-Distracts your liver, kidneys, intestines, and thyroid from doing their job
-Only good thing about beer is that it kills some germs but so does mouth wash.
-Turns people into fat pig zombies


I drink one or two small glasses of bourbon per month with one ice cube. Usually sitting around a fire. Much more enjoyable that way and more looking forward to those moments. Another thing that is much more enjoyable is having 31" shoulders and a 30" waste with 3 women hitting on me every day.

Loose the beer, be epic dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153672


Yeah OP! Turn into a real alcoholic and drink whiskey!
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Does butt chugging count?
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