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Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.

 
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Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Well, she mentioned she had a bf some weeks ago when I had a general conversation with her, yet, twice she has asked me and my pal to go to bars with her when she finished her shift.

Err, she seems lovely and even gave us both a free drink, so I don't think she is asking us to go with her just so she can sting us for free drinks.

And we're both 34 and she's 20, so too young anyway, AND I'd never go out with another guy's gal.

So, um, why is she asking us to go to bars with her?

I think I should also mention something else; since I stopped drinking booze, and just been drinking orange cordials, other barmaids have been expressing keen interest in me. I wondered why this was, then I realized that being sober might be having a profound psychological effect on them -- when you don't drink booze, it creates a psychological anchor in women's heads that you are sober and therefore trustworthy. Secondly, you don't behave like a drunken lech who just wants to bang her. Thirdly, you're not annoying when you're sober. Fourthly, they admire you for being confident without the need of alcohol.

but anyways... your input, please.
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05/26/2013 07:33 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Well, she mentioned she had a bf some weeks ago when I had a general conversation with her, yet, twice she has asked me and my pal to go to bars with her when she finished her shift.

Err, she seems lovely and even gave us both a free drink, so I don't think she is asking us to go with her just so she can sting us for free drinks.

And we're both 34 and she's 20, so too young anyway, AND I'd never go out with another guy's gal.

So, um, why is she asking us to go to bars with her?

I think I should also mention something else; since I stopped drinking booze, and just been drinking orange cordials, other barmaids have been expressing keen interest in me. I wondered why this was, then I realized that being sober might be having a profound psychological effect on them -- when you don't drink booze, it creates a psychological anchor in women's heads that you are sober and therefore trustworthy. Secondly, you don't behave like a drunken lech who just wants to bang her. Thirdly, you're not annoying when you're sober. Fourthly, they admire you for being confident without the need of alcohol.

but anyways... your input, please.
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05/26/2013 07:35 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Well, she mentioned she had a bf some weeks ago when I had a general conversation with her, yet, twice she has asked me and my pal to go to bars with her when she finished her shift.
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That means her boyfriend must have bad credit at the moment...
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05/26/2013 07:38 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Well, she mentioned she had a bf some weeks ago when I had a general conversation with her, yet, twice she has asked me and my pal to go to bars with her when she finished her shift.

Err, she seems lovely and even gave us both a free drink, so I don't think she is asking us to go with her just so she can sting us for free drinks.

And we're both 34 and she's 20, so too young anyway, AND I'd never go out with another guy's gal.

So, um, why is she asking us to go to bars with her?

I think I should also mention something else; since I stopped drinking booze, and just been drinking orange cordials, other barmaids have been expressing keen interest in me. I wondered why this was, then I realized that being sober might be having a profound psychological effect on them -- when you don't drink booze, it creates a psychological anchor in women's heads that you are sober and therefore trustworthy. Secondly, you don't behave like a drunken lech who just wants to bang her. Thirdly, you're not annoying when you're sober. Fourthly, they admire you for being confident without the need of alcohol.

but anyways... your input, please.
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The weird thing is, I can normally tell a ball buster from a mile away... she doesn't seem the type who's into games. So it's all weird and i'm trying to make sense of it.

I wouldn't go there anyway (for the reasons I stated), but I wondered if me being sober had caused her to become fixated for the reasons i stated. Again, this is happening with other barmaids, except moreso with this one, as me and my pal frequent that pub more than any others.
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05/26/2013 07:40 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Yeah there are a lot of particulars missing from the story so who knows.

Even if she has a boyfriend hot chicks usually know hot chicks. It's easier to network to a single one when your foot is in the door.
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05/26/2013 07:40 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
She wants dp action from two vet., that's all.
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05/26/2013 07:42 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Cuckolding.
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05/26/2013 07:43 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
she noticed that YOU ARE GAY so she wants you to take her to those swinging gay bars like the BLUE OYSTER BAR
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05/26/2013 07:44 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Yeah there are a lot of particulars missing from the story so who knows.

Even if she has a boyfriend hot chicks usually know hot chicks. It's easier to network to a single one when your foot is in the door.
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Well, I aint taking the bait either way, and this has just made her become more fixated... it seems. Last night she was almost pleading with us to come in tonight, but we only go for a drink on saturdays, and she was clearly disappointed.

My pal told her he's going on his holidays to L.A. next tuesday, so she asked me if I'd be in next saturday. i said i doubted it. Again, she was clearly disappointed.
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Well, she mentioned she had a bf some weeks ago when I had a general conversation with her, yet, twice she has asked me and my pal to go to bars with her when she finished her shift.
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That means her boyfriend must have bad credit at the moment...
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Who said you Germans dont have a sense of humor...
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
MMF.
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05/26/2013 07:49 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
MMF.
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Make Money Fast or Male, Male, Female? LOL

Seriously, I doubt she wants two guys at once, she just doesn't seem the type. But hey, I don't really know her, so who knows?
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05/26/2013 07:59 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Ok you say she's too young , has a bf yet you start a thread about her? She just might think you and your friend are homos and just wants to hang out. I think you're really into her though IMHO
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05/26/2013 08:03 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
I want to know what she looks like when your not drunk
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05/26/2013 08:19 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
It was an Aussie bloke, wasn't it?

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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Well, she mentioned she had a bf some weeks ago when I had a general conversation with her, yet, twice she has asked me and my pal to go to bars with her when she finished her shift.

Err, she seems lovely and even gave us both a free drink, so I don't think she is asking us to go with her just so she can sting us for free drinks.

And we're both 34 and she's 20, so too young anyway, AND I'd never go out with another guy's gal.

So, um, why is she asking us to go to bars with her?

I think I should also mention something else; since I stopped drinking booze, and just been drinking orange cordials, other barmaids have been expressing keen interest in me. I wondered why this was, then I realized that being sober might be having a profound psychological effect on them -- when you don't drink booze, it creates a psychological anchor in women's heads that you are sober and therefore trustworthy. Secondly, you don't behave like a drunken lech who just wants to bang her. Thirdly, you're not annoying when you're sober. Fourthly, they admire you for being confident without the need of alcohol.

but anyways... your input, please.
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She probably wants to see men attacked.
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
she's trying to get you killed. that's how she "gets off".
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05/26/2013 08:52 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Ok you say she's too young , has a bf yet you start a thread about her? She just might think you and your friend are homos and just wants to hang out. I think you're really into her though IMHO
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She is a beautiful brunette - not exactly a size six, and seems really nice, but too young for me. A 14 year age gap just wouldn't work out, that's why i'm looking for someone more around my own age.

About the homo thing... she knows that we've been pals since we were young, as my pal told her this when they were chatting, so I doubt she thinks this.

And like i also said, since I stopped drinking, I've had interest from more barmaids, it's just that with this particular girl, I've had more contact with her, as i drink in the pub where she works more than others.
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Well, she mentioned she had a bf some weeks ago when I had a general conversation with her, yet, twice she has asked me and my pal to go to bars with her when she finished her shift.

Err, she seems lovely and even gave us both a free drink, so I don't think she is asking us to go with her just so she can sting us for free drinks.

And we're both 34 and she's 20, so too young anyway, AND I'd never go out with another guy's gal.

So, um, why is she asking us to go to bars with her?

I think I should also mention something else; since I stopped drinking booze, and just been drinking orange cordials, other barmaids have been expressing keen interest in me. I wondered why this was, then I realized that being sober might be having a profound psychological effect on them -- when you don't drink booze, it creates a psychological anchor in women's heads that you are sober and therefore trustworthy. Secondly, you don't behave like a drunken lech who just wants to bang her. Thirdly, you're not annoying when you're sober. Fourthly, they admire you for being confident without the need of alcohol.

but anyways... your input, please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6186107


She probably wants to see men attacked.
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That's why i aint going there. The surest way of getting your ass handed to you (killed even), is to fuck with another man's woman.
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05/26/2013 09:16 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Well, she mentioned she had a bf some weeks ago when I had a general conversation with her, yet, twice she has asked me and my pal to go to bars with her when she finished her shift.

Err, she seems lovely and even gave us both a free drink, so I don't think she is asking us to go with her just so she can sting us for free drinks.

And we're both 34 and she's 20, so too young anyway, AND I'd never go out with another guy's gal.

So, um, why is she asking us to go to bars with her?

I think I should also mention something else; since I stopped drinking booze, and just been drinking orange cordials, other barmaids have been expressing keen interest in me. I wondered why this was, then I realized that being sober might be having a profound psychological effect on them -- when you don't drink booze, it creates a psychological anchor in women's heads that you are sober and therefore trustworthy. Secondly, you don't behave like a drunken lech who just wants to bang her. Thirdly, you're not annoying when you're sober. Fourthly, they admire you for being confident without the need of alcohol.

but anyways... your input, please.
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She's gonna either give you or get you some pussy if you go out and be cool.
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05/26/2013 09:20 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
she noticed that YOU ARE GAY so she wants you to take her to those swinging gay bars like the BLUE OYSTER BAR
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cruise
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05/26/2013 09:21 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
but anyways... your input, please.
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Sounds like someone doesn't understand the opposite gender is capable of having friends.

Stop thinking about everything in a relationship or sexual way. Just flatly, in your head, put up the barrier of "getting together."
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05/26/2013 09:21 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
She probably just wants attention from other men to feed her insecure ego. Not the type to play games? You don't even know her. If I had a bf I wouldn't be asking other men to hang out with me, for one I think it would hurt my bf's feelings.
Grace11
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
maybe she thinks you are gay and rich so therefore safe, hmmm orange cordials could be...... and i doubt she "bought" you guys drinks, i bet you her boss paid for it, i know a LOT of bartenders, and can tell you a lot of them run scams, nature of there business.

One other theory....she just wants to party her ass off everynight and needs posse, and really is not interested in you, so tells you she has a boyfriend.
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05/26/2013 10:01 PM
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and of course she PLEADS with you guys to come in the next day, every barmaid i know does that to both men and women, its called income honey, and that's how they make it is by getting more people in there, begging them to come the next day, acting like there best friend, wake up !!!!!!

Sounds like you really like her, think about it, if she was your girlfriend would you like her acting like that to other men for money or whatever????
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05/26/2013 10:13 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
So you came to glp for advice? Not too bright...

Either you wanna get a drink or you don't. If you think there is a possibility your going to get laid, you will be disappointed. If she was interested in fucking you, she wouldn't have asked you BOTH out or told you about the bf.

If, by chance, she does want you then you should run. Don't walk but run. CRAZY
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05/26/2013 10:16 PM
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She hates men and she has AIDS

You and your mate are the next victims

Enjoy your 2 minutes and 12 seconds of fame
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05/26/2013 10:19 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
but anyways... your input, please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6186107


Sounds like someone doesn't understand the opposite gender is capable of having friends.

Stop thinking about everything in a relationship or sexual way. Just flatly, in your head, put up the barrier of "getting together."
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But that's all women want these days...a good stretch

OP, count on getting laid, but remember the AIDS
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Her bf was probably at home playing PS3 or Xbox.
,and she wants to get wasted and taken by two guys who appreciate her. Girls in their 20s are extremely sexual nowadays.
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05/26/2013 10:25 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
Hit'er in the shitter
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05/26/2013 10:31 PM
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Re: Beautiful barmaid has been asking me and my pal to go out with her to bars, but she has a boyfriend.
and of course she PLEADS with you guys to come in the next day, every barmaid i know does that to both men and women, its called income honey, and that's how they make it is by getting more people in there, begging them to come the next day, acting like there best friend, wake up !!!!!!

Sounds like you really like her, think about it, if she was your girlfriend would you like her acting like that to other men for money or whatever????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26300532


...And like I said, I didn't take the bait. I'm not pussy whipped like 99.999% of guys who would say and do anything to hit it. I'm in control, hence the reason I didn't do as she asked.

Oh and as for the jibe about me being gay because I don't drink booze, I don't drink because I don't like waking up feeling depressed and like shit; behaving like an obnoxious fool; fucking up my liver, or having a beer belly and man tits ;)

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