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HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???

 
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HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
My advice for you is DO NOT stare at this pic much longer. VERY NASTY VIBES coming from it

[link to m37i.img-up.net]

WTF??

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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
There's NO FUCKING WAY of that woman be human! And NO, that's not a fucking botox job. Her facial structure is not human!
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wtfhiding
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Wow! wtf
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
Very, very, very , very fuckin creepy man...hidinghidinghidinghidinghidinghidingwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfyoda
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ugh
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Had to pray off the gooblies from it.

Now I'm coughing.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
I mean thats just... thats just wrong!

What the hell? Is it plastic-surgery or what the f´?
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
Oh creepy! That goes way beyond, "Hello I'm here to steal your boyfriend" Animated with something, but so strange!
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
Wow, so now high cheekbones and a bad coat of foundation makes you a reptilian shapeshifter...who would have thought?
Wouldn't it be great to heal the world, with only a song?
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
some hideous shit. not sure what can do that, plastic surgery?
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OP, will you be my friend?
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
I mean thats just... thats just wrong!

What the hell? Is it plastic-surgery or what the f´?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25236307


That's not plastic surgery! She has a very weird facial structure since she was younger, but it's not always noticeable. She's probably a shapeshifter!


IMAGE ( [link to us.cdn002.fansshare.com] )


Last Edited by Ford Prefect on 05/27/2013 07:40 PM
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OP, will you be my friend?
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Not if you have scales!

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Last Edited by Ford Prefect on 05/27/2013 07:42 PM
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
She looks EXACTLY like my wife. That is shocking. Who is she?
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
Wow, so now high cheekbones and a bad coat of foundation makes you a reptilian shapeshifter...who would have thought?
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Maybe if you focus on your 3rd eye chakra you can get a glimpse of it. But you gotta pull your head out of your anus first!

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She looks EXACTLY like my wife. That is shocking. Who is she?
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Nicolas Sarkoky, is that you???

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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
She was a model at my agency back in the '90's. Always had everything done. Plastic surgery doesn't always age well... Can leave you looking rather freakish if you do too much...
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
I don't know where I read it, but I remember reading something about her being an insatiable sexual predator who liked being banged by multiple men at once, but she was somehow "stepfordded" to marry Sarkozy.
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She was a model at my agency back in the '90's. Always had everything done. Plastic surgery doesn't always age well... Can leave you looking rather freakish if you do too much...
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so, do you sniff cocaine? do you see monsters?
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
I mean thats just... thats just wrong!

What the hell? Is it plastic-surgery or what the f´?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25236307


She had some botched plastic surgery.Usually heavy make up covers it to some extent and she doesnt have close up photos much either.

[link to chatterbusy.blogspot.com]
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
She was a model at my agency back in the '90's. Always had everything done. Plastic surgery doesn't always age well... Can leave you looking rather freakish if you do too much...
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Here we go... "I knew her", "she worked in my agency", "my uncle told me"...

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Last Edited by Ford Prefect on 05/27/2013 07:54 PM
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
Botox... it's what's for dinner.



[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
If you scroll down you can see Priscilla Presley had the same type of outcome.She is shown just before Carla in this list.

[link to www.mamapop.com]
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
I mean thats just... thats just wrong!

What the hell? Is it plastic-surgery or what the f´?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25236307


She had some botched plastic surgery.Usually heavy make up covers it to some extent and she doesnt have close up photos much either.

[link to chatterbusy.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5901103


As long as I don't have the medic records of Carla Bruni's plastic surgeries, she might as well be injected with Anunnaki stem cells to embody the reptilian skinwalker that hijacked her body before she married Sarkozy.

But, of course that "plastic surgery" is the more acceptable, digestible and convenient explanation.

norespect

Last Edited by Ford Prefect on 05/27/2013 08:01 PM
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
My advice for you is DO NOT stare at this pic much longer. VERY NASTY VIBES coming from it

[link to m37i.img-up.net]

WTF??

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That's some scary shit right there...

wtf
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
I mean thats just... thats just wrong!

What the hell? Is it plastic-surgery or what the f´?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25236307


She had some botched plastic surgery.Usually heavy make up covers it to some extent and she doesnt have close up photos much either.

[link to chatterbusy.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5901103


As long as I don't have the medic records of Carla Bruni's plastic surgeries, she might as well be injected with Anunnaki stem cells to embody the reptilian skinwalker that hijacked her body before she married Sarkozy.

But, of course that "plastic surgery" is the more acceptable, digestible and convenient explanation.

norespect
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Well maybe so but I posted another link above showing others that look much the same or worse.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
I mean thats just... thats just wrong!

What the hell? Is it plastic-surgery or what the f´?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25236307


That's not plastic surgery! She has a very weird facial structure since she was younger, but it's not always noticeable. She's probably a shapeshifter!


IMAGE ( [link to us.cdn002.fansshare.com] )

 Quoting: Ford Prefect


I think she's a venutian.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
Check out the guy from Jenny and Johnny, saying that "in Los Angeles there are many reptilians assuming human form".



When he says it, he looks back at his girlfriend like expecting her to support him and she throws him under the bus without saying a word.

Notice that Jenny is another clone from the same DNA blue print of Zooey Deschanel.

Last Edited by Ford Prefect on 05/27/2013 08:09 PM
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Re: HOLY FUCK, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy demon-possessed or reptilian shapeshifter??? WTF???
I bet she has her own cock between here legs where a cooch should be!

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