Tennessee - Proof Creationism is WRONG

If God created the world in 7 days, just how do you explain Tennessee? He certainly went a bit wrong their, didn't He?
What a total pile of garbage - how could anyone think that was made by God?

Furthermore, check out the scripture. It says that God created animals, plants and humans. Nowhere does it say that God created trailer trash inbreds wh spend all day watching Nascar and boozing Bud light, all funded by a fat welfare check.

...And if He does care for all of us, how come He has left Tennessee and its inhabitants on the map to bother us - with their tin-can shooting hillbillies running amok in the Marines during Iraq, mowing down the local citizens and putting Algraib on the frnot page of the world's newspapers? Why hasn't God just done us alla big favoour and wiped it off the map with a big asteroid or plague of locusts (oh wait, they are crawling alive with bedbugs and roaches anyway I guess)?

This "God created the whole world" surely must be wrong or we must be dealing with either a practical joke God or one who make staggeringly huge mistakes.