I'm not going to stop going to the bathroom, I'm going to do the opposite! I'll stop going to the bathroom as soon as shallow plastic celebrities stop going on about causes.

I say Piss on Them!!

I haven't listened to Bono since Rattle and Hum, naming your company VIRGIN is Gay. And that Wilde chick, well I did see her in one movie and I thought she was sort of attractive.

Ok, ok, the Wilde chick can stay but the other 3 got to go.

Matt Damon, give it up. You are not cool. You are that dorky kid everyone knew in school. Still are.