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This dude makes me proud to say "I am a New Mexican" too!!

 
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This dude makes me proud to say "I am a New Mexican" too!!
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MAY 29--A drunken driver was having sex when he lost control of his car Monday night and crashed the vehicle, ejecting his naked female companion onto a New Mexico roadway, police report.

According to cops, Luis Briones, 25, ran a red light and slammed his Ford Explorer into another car on an Albuquerque street. The impact of the collision forced Natasha Carroll, 21, from Briones’s SUV.
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"ejecting his naked female companion onto a New Mexico roadway"
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I wonder if they are still together...
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Drunk Driver Was Having Sex Before Crash

Man left bloody, naked partner in road, sought to hide in cactus





You just can not make shit like this up!

Damn, what has happened to us as responsible people?



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Man left bloody, naked partner in road, sought to hide in cactus
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wtf
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I hope that cactus went right up his kazoo!
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Lol, I am too. Some wacky people in this state...most of 'em running it!
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Albuquerque is a planet of it's very own, just not in our solar system.

Best thing about our politicos is at least they're so crooked nobody reall takes em serious any where else, thank God.
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Never Launch the chick...that's like the FIRST thing you learn....
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Never Launch the chick...that's like the FIRST thing you learn....
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Yeah.. she should've used the old pubic anchor posistion.pigchef
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This story is for real folks. Heard it on the local news tonight.

We kind of crazy irresponsibile people are these??????

Perhaps the planet really does need a cleansing, eh?

I think that people are going INSANE especially lately where they are just seeming to lose it.

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We kind of crazy irresponsibile people are these??????


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Keyword: Drunk
Wouldn't it be great to heal the world, with only a song?
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We kind of crazy irresponsibile people are these??????


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Keyword: Drunk
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Drunk isn't enough of an excuse. I have been shit-faced drunk a couple of times in my lifetime but would never drive like that and most certainly not try to have sex nor participate in any sex act.

These people are just plain depraved little hedonistic savages and without conscience or remorse or moral's or principle's or respect or decency or "cooth" or manner's or any training as children and possibly either abuse or too much leniency.

This guy is hollow and empty....vacant and void.
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We kind of crazy irresponsibile people are these??????


 Quoting: JasmineinNM


Keyword: Drunk
 Quoting: The Myth


Drunk isn't enough of an excuse. I have been shit-faced drunk a couple of times in my lifetime but would never drive like that and most certainly not try to have sex nor participate in any sex act.

These people are just plain depraved little hedonistic savages and without conscience or remorse or moral's or principle's or respect or decency or "cooth" or manner's or any training as children and possibly either abuse or too much leniency.

This guy is hollow and empty....vacant and void.
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Soumds like a likely candidate for high public office ala Gary Johnson or Richardson. Maybe Dominici, wowser, I'm stoked!!
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We kind of crazy irresponsibile people are these??????


 Quoting: JasmineinNM


Keyword: Drunk
 Quoting: The Myth


Drunk isn't enough of an excuse. I have been shit-faced drunk a couple of times in my lifetime but would never drive like that and most certainly not try to have sex nor participate in any sex act.

 Quoting: JasmineinNM


Yes, because alcohol affects everybody exactly the same, right?

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Sadly, NM has some of the strictest DWI laws in the country, and they're enforced regularly, yet people still do this stuff. I've no idea what else they guy(and girl) were on - we only know about his alcohol status, driving ability, and judgement.

WTF kind of girl goes along with that kind of crap, and where do you find one? That kind stay far away from me - too boring, I suppose.

The elevation, sun, and dry heat sometimes combine to get you a bit spaced even without consuming anything.

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