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I must come clean. They are coming! They will kill you all! comet inbound!

 
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Uh, OH!
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I AM ...
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Well the vatican does have a telescope called lucifer... You'd think that alone would be a red flag to catholics.
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:Shhhhhhhhh:
 Quoting: Gypsy Priest


The whole of christianity was founded by the catholics. The fact that the Vatican is based on secrecy, lies and luciferianism (Lucifer being a Roman sun god, whom the character of Jesus resembles) should be duly noted by all who adhere to the chrisitan faith. It is all lies to mislead.
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I always saw it different.

Presidents, after doing terrible things, retire to South America, and through corrupt rules, are able to live like kings and buy up thousands of acres that should belong to the people and be their homes and farms!!!!!!

Popes rarely retire, only a few, such as the last one. They tend to die off, and often murdered. So they may be dark hats, in many eyes, but..........

When the Vatican called its telescope Lucifer, that was a huge stick to poke the sleepy heads with. Wake up!!! Wake up!! How much more do we have to do???? Wake up and do what you came to do and help one another, and save the world. You came from heaven and yet here you are, unequal and harming one another and mother earth. Wake up!!!! This is a master soul test , wake up!!!! Ignore all ISMS, all politics and right/left paradigms, and ignore all religions and smiting, and BE LOVE. Freedom and equality go hand in hand in all the heavens and eutopias. Wake up. Be the frequency of Love and bring earth up.

Then another thing the last pope did that I found rather interesting, there were threads about it, though I can't find the key words to bring it up in google. But there was an article about it at the time.

Basically the US government and possible UK/world was persecuting them for their reputation of child molesting, and it was during some kind of major date in the Catholic Church year, so there was an article where it said something to this effect:

The pope/vatican didn't understand why they were so mean to persecute them during this special time,

Because they couldn't make sense of the world, they turned to conspiracy sites for answers!!!

It was something like that. That to me is taking a huge stick out and poking the masses with it, wakie wakie time!

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I bet your some brianless moran who lives in you're mammy's basement and only come up for a warm plate of spam three times a day.
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I am a vatican scientist tasked with the care taking of the lucifer telescope. I can no longer maintain this secrecy. The planet known as wormwood is not a planet but appears to be a comet and it's coming this way soon. It has a large number of demonic forces aka aliens on board. The vatican has been performing blood letting rituals which they believe helps to summon the fallen ones to return and enslave humanity to serve the pope. The vatican uses lucifer to watch the path change according to ritual and adjusts it accordingly. THEY AIM TO PULL IT INTO EARTH ORBIT. I will tell more soon. I must flee this location. God help up all. August will be hell on earth.
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I AM ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40444714


Lets say...your real.

Now doyou have any...any fear whatsoever of the Living God THAT MADE U?



God hands people /souls over to satan..? 1 Corinthians 5:5

In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when you are gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ, To deliver such an one to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.


u have no...no idea what hell..satan..or torment is..I have had a taste...
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Oh come on, its Bernard Schnizel again? Pardon the spelling of his last name. And he is in running again, prey tell???
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Just forget the history you get stuck on and worry about now. I have not the time nor the interest in debating the details of the church. I only wish to ease my own conscience. The vatican is not the real catholic church. If you can't see that than you are blind. The vatican is the seat of evil. Look into where the missing children who are later found in eastern europe alive or never heard from again. The betrayal of innocence is the name of the ritual. It is all control. All of this is about conquest. They want the Earth but also the universe to join in choosing between worshiping the vatican or being used as food for thier demonic friends. Choose one or they choose for you. Mark of the beast or death and suffering sound familiar to you guys?
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Jesus H. Christ!!

I can't believe I can't stand this stupid shit anymore.
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Watch this one be true ;) hehe
"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
George Orwell
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Just forget the history you get stuck on and worry about now. I have not the time nor the interest in debating the details of the church. I only wish to ease my own conscience. The vatican is not the real catholic church. If you can't see that than you are blind. The vatican is the seat of evil. Look into where the missing children who are later found in eastern europe alive or never heard from again. The betrayal of innocence is the name of the ritual. It is all control. All of this is about conquest. They want the Earth but also the universe to join in choosing between worshiping the vatican or being used as food for thier demonic friends. Choose one or they choose for you. Mark of the beast or death and suffering sound familiar to you guys?
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I thought you had to flee town?
"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
George Orwell
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"FLEE"

laugh
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And as for your question about what they look like, how should I know? I never claimed I was the one summoning them. Remember jesus said not to fear? They feed on emotion. That is why.
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Just forget the history you get stuck on and worry about now. I have not the time nor the interest in debating the details of the church. I only wish to ease my own conscience. The vatican is not the real catholic church. If you can't see that than you are blind. The vatican is the seat of evil. Look into where the missing children who are later found in eastern europe alive or never heard from again. The betrayal of innocence is the name of the ritual. It is all control. All of this is about conquest. They want the Earth but also the universe to join in choosing between worshiping the vatican or being used as food for thier demonic friends. Choose one or they choose for you. Mark of the beast or death and suffering sound familiar to you guys?
 Quoting: Catholic and Honest 6505454


The history is relevant. The vaitican is the Catholic church, and the church was founded based on lies for the purpose of global domination, the enslavement of the masses! I strongly believe there are ET forces at work on Earth and have been for centuries, if not thousands of years, but to believe what you are saying about an object in space heading our way, I'll need something that adds to your cedibility. So, give us something that we can confirm to be true to back your story.
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"Catholic and Honest"

Oxymoron.
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And as for your question about what they look like, how should I know? I never claimed I was the one summoning them. Remember jesus said not to fear? They feed on emotion. That is why.
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I already have an idea of what they look like. I think most people have it wrong...but if you've got inside info, you must know something...?
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"Catholic and Honest"

Oxymoron.
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Lol! Most christians believe the lie they are fed, and therefore believe they are honest in spreading what they believe to be true, but are actually perpetuating a lie, and therefore are liars themselves, inadvertantly. :-(
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Please tell us as much as you can before you flee, OP.

Important posts like yours are why we come to GLP.

I seems like you have much more to tell, and we want to know!
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Please tell us as much as you can before you flee, OP.

Important posts like yours are why we come to GLP.

I seems like you have much more to tell, and we want to know!
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Assuming OP is not just some twerp getting off on making up wild stories for his own amusement. Nothing against role-playing, but we should at least know if this is just an amusing fictional story or legit.
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The interface password is 6v2y3j6 on the outer key panel if anybody wants to infiltrate. They plan to offer you all as a harvest in exchange for their service to the vatican's agenda of conquest. late july to early august you will see with your own eyes but by then it will be too late.
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Please tell us more about this.

Is this the Lucifer Satellite access code? "outer key panel" would be kind of hard to get to considering it's in space, right?
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And as for your question about what they look like, how should I know? I never claimed I was the one summoning them. Remember jesus said not to fear? They feed on emotion. That is why.
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United States, eh? If you worked for the Vatican, then shouldn't you have an Italian IP?
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SAY WHAT
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Well the vatican does have a telescope called lucifer... You'd think that alone would be a red flag to catholics.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25296929


:Shhhhhhhhh:
 Quoting: Gypsy Priest


The whole of christianity was founded by the catholics. The fact that the Vatican is based on secrecy, lies and luciferianism (Lucifer being a Roman sun god, whom the character of Jesus resembles) should be duly noted by all who adhere to the chrisitan faith. It is all lies to mislead.
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You're wrong. Christianity does not equal Catholocism. A brief study of the history of the vatican and you'll realize they severely persecuted Christians and everything Bible related for centuries.
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hmmmm look at the date given in Natureboys thread about planet x... Same time late july - early august.

Now I am shitting myself....

This OP, I don't know but Wisc. natureboy isn't the type to spread bs.......
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Well the vatican does have a telescope called lucifer... You'd think that alone would be a red flag to catholics.
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:Shhhhhhhhh:
 Quoting: Gypsy Priest


The whole of christianity was founded by the catholics. The fact that the Vatican is based on secrecy, lies and luciferianism (Lucifer being a Roman sun god, whom the character of Jesus resembles) should be duly noted by all who adhere to the chrisitan faith. It is all lies to mislead.
 Quoting: Fand 40688795


You're wrong. Christianity does not equal Catholocism. A brief study of the history of the vatican and you'll realize they severely persecuted Christians and everything Bible related for centuries.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25296929


I've done much more than a brief study. There were small cult following of the revolutionary we know as Jesus, but most of what the bible contains is misinformation. The council of NICEA created the bible, and from their original version came the many newer versions, each party rewriting it to suit their own agenda. The biblical jesus is based off of Mithraism, a roman sun-god worship, luciferianism, another roman sun-god worship. Christianity, originating with the Holy Roman Empire after the Germanic and Celtic tribes together overthrew the old empire, was designed as a means of enslavement via the mind, and psuedo-spirituality. Religion is a very powerful tool. It incites men to kill each other in the name of their "god" and religious dogma. In fact, my studies are the reason I have completely abandoned christianity in all forms. It's a lie. Nothing more. The only thing I believe may have been true of the possible historical Jesus is that he spend several years in hiding and in study in the Himalayas with the Buddhists, which would explain some of his words, when you read between the lines and look for the ommitted texts which were never included in the bible. "Lift a piece of wood and you will find me, lift a rock and I am there." Meaning, the Great Spirit is all around us, within us and in everything. We are all children of god, and in a sense, are all god, because we are all a part of the Great Spirit.
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“L.U.C.I.F.E.R., which stands for “Large Binocular Telescope Near-infrared Utility with Camera and Integral Field Unit for Extragalactic Research,” is a chilled instrument attached to a telescope in Arizona. And yes, it’s named for the Devil, whose name itself means “morning star” [and which] happens to be right next to the Vatican Observatory on Mt. Graham in Tucson.” — Rebecca Boyle, Popular Science Magazine

Jesus Christ you cant make this shit up!
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hmmmm look at the date given in Natureboys thread about planet x... Same time late july - early august.

Now I am shitting myself....

This OP, I don't know but Wisc. natureboy isn't the type to spread bs.......
 Quoting: Enorm Uskowk


Playing along, in hopes that perhaps this time it's not a hoax is one thing, but actually getting worked up into a frenzy over something when there is no hardcore evidence, is pretty ridiculous. Use your heid!
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This thread needs more cowbell

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Finally.

Let's end this dog and pony show already.

I want off this crappy rock.

'nuff said.
May The Schwartz be with you.
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“L.U.C.I.F.E.R., which stands for “Large Binocular Telescope Near-infrared Utility with Camera and Integral Field Unit for Extragalactic Research,” is a chilled instrument attached to a telescope in Arizona. And yes, it’s named for the Devil, whose name itself means “morning star” [and which] happens to be right next to the Vatican Observatory on Mt. Graham in Tucson.” — Rebecca Boyle, Popular Science Magazine

Jesus Christ you cant make this shit up!
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Nice. Thanks. But a correction. Lucifer is not the Devil. Lucifer was a roman sun-god. Plain and simple. The devil is a made up concept to incite fear. Fear is a means of control. I do not deny the existence of evil, but evil is a choice we all make. It does not come from some fairytale figure. It exists as a polar opposite to good. With every action, we make a choice to do what's right or what is wrong. Period. IMO.

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