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The vatican assigned designation is not proof for doubters. It is black listed from publications. For a hint look near 2003dz15 and 2001so73. The bodies of concern are not classified by any non vatican source and in ahead and try getting naming rights and see what yov are told. doubt if you must but please prepare just in case. Better have a nice bunker ready and a cache of weaponry.
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Is there a possibility you could tell us where you think the comet is going to hit?
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I am a vatican scientist tasked with the care taking of the lucifer telescope. I can no longer maintain this secrecy. The planet known as wormwood is not a planet but appears to be a comet and it's coming this way soon. It has a large number of demonic forces aka aliens on board. The vatican has been performing blood letting rituals which they believe helps to summon the fallen ones to return and enslave humanity to serve the pope. The vatican uses lucifer to watch the path change according to ritual and adjusts it accordingly. THEY AIM TO PULL IT INTO EARTH ORBIT. I will tell more soon. I must flee this location. God help up all. August will be hell on earth.
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I can't beliebe this post - is #2 on glp/ Guys/gals - let's clean this up we are suppossed to be a halfwat decent website - we cant permit sh$t like this to get through. Chirst! A sad da7y for glp - please delte and make its author view only for eternity.
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“L.U.C.I.F.E.R., which stands for “Large Binocular Telescope Near-infrared Utility with Camera and Integral Field Unit for Extragalactic Research,” is a chilled instrument attached to a telescope in Arizona. And yes, it’s named for the Devil, whose name itself means “morning star” [and which] happens to be right next to the Vatican Observatory on Mt. Graham in Tucson.” — Rebecca Boyle, Popular Science Magazine

Jesus Christ you cant make this shit up!
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The interface password is 6v2y3j6 on the outer key panel if anybody wants to infiltrate. They plan to offer you all as a harvest in exchange for their service to the vatican's agenda of conquest. late july to early august you will see with your own eyes but by then it will be too late.
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Please tell us more about this.

Is this the Lucifer Satellite access code? "outer key panel" would be kind of hard to get to considering it's in space, right?
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Wrong! Apparently, it's in Arizona!

Any GLPer in Tucson, AZ wanna take a small trip up a hill and input some numbers on an outer key panel?
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I am a vatican scientist tasked with the care taking of the lucifer telescope. I can no longer maintain this secrecy. The planet known as wormwood is not a planet but appears to be a comet and it's coming this way soon. It has a large number of demonic forces aka aliens on board. The vatican has been performing blood letting rituals which they believe helps to summon the fallen ones to return and enslave humanity to serve the pope. The vatican uses lucifer to watch the path change according to ritual and adjusts it accordingly. THEY AIM TO PULL IT INTO EARTH ORBIT. I will tell more soon. I must flee this location. God help up all. August will be hell on earth.
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Excellent! Life's been a bit boring lately. When's the fun start?
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“L.U.C.I.F.E.R., which stands for “Large Binocular Telescope Near-infrared Utility with Camera and Integral Field Unit for Extragalactic Research,” is a chilled instrument attached to a telescope in Arizona. And yes, it’s named for the Devil, whose name itself means “morning star” [and which] happens to be right next to the Vatican Observatory on Mt. Graham in Tucson.” — Rebecca Boyle, Popular Science Magazine

Jesus Christ you cant make this shit up!
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Nice. Thanks. But a correction. Lucifer is not the Devil. Lucifer was a roman sun-god. Plain and simple. The devil is a made up concept to incite fear. Fear is a means of control. I do not deny the existence of evil, but evil is a choice we all make. It does not come from some fairytale figure. It exists as a polar opposite to good. With every action, we make a choice to do what's right or what is wrong. Period. IMO.
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Yeah but they are the ones who believe Lucifer is the devil
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“L.U.C.I.F.E.R., which stands for “Large Binocular Telescope Near-infrared Utility with Camera and Integral Field Unit for Extragalactic Research,” is a chilled instrument attached to a telescope in Arizona. And yes, it’s named for the Devil, whose name itself means “morning star” [and which] happens to be right next to the Vatican Observatory on Mt. Graham in Tucson.” — Rebecca Boyle, Popular Science Magazine

Jesus Christ you cant make this shit up!
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Nice. Thanks. But a correction. Lucifer is not the Devil. Lucifer was a roman sun-god. Plain and simple. The devil is a made up concept to incite fear. Fear is a means of control. I do not deny the existence of evil, but evil is a choice we all make. It does not come from some fairytale figure. It exists as a polar opposite to good. With every action, we make a choice to do what's right or what is wrong. Period. IMO.
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devil = d evil? de evil? the evil?
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UNPIN

hit the reset button....flush this thread....had me going until the word 'aliens'
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The vatican assigned designation is not proof for doubters. It is black listed from publications. For a hint look near 2003dz15 and 2001so73. The bodies of concern are not classified by any non vatican source and in ahead and try getting naming rights and see what yov are told. doubt if you must but please prepare just in case. Better have a nice bunker ready and a cache of weaponry.
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I don't know what "2003dz15 and 2001so73" means or how to look them up, sorry. Care to explain, give some instructions? Do I enter that into a google search or what?
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I am a vatican scientist tasked with the care taking of the lucifer telescope. I can no longer maintain this secrecy. The planet known as wormwood is not a planet but appears to be a comet and it's coming this way soon. It has a large number of demonic forces aka aliens on board. The vatican has been performing blood letting rituals which they believe helps to summon the fallen ones to return and enslave humanity to serve the pope. The vatican uses lucifer to watch the path change according to ritual and adjusts it accordingly. THEY AIM TO PULL IT INTO EARTH ORBIT. I will tell more soon. I must flee this location. God help up all. August will be hell on earth.
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“L.U.C.I.F.E.R., which stands for “Large Binocular Telescope Near-infrared Utility with Camera and Integral Field Unit for Extragalactic Research,” is a chilled instrument attached to a telescope in Arizona. And yes, it’s named for the Devil, whose name itself means “morning star” [and which] happens to be right next to the Vatican Observatory on Mt. Graham in Tucson.” — Rebecca Boyle, Popular Science Magazine

Jesus Christ you cant make this shit up!
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Nice. Thanks. But a correction. Lucifer is not the Devil. Lucifer was a roman sun-god. Plain and simple. The devil is a made up concept to incite fear. Fear is a means of control. I do not deny the existence of evil, but evil is a choice we all make. It does not come from some fairytale figure. It exists as a polar opposite to good. With every action, we make a choice to do what's right or what is wrong. Period. IMO.
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Yeah but they are the ones who believe Lucifer is the devil
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Nah, they just want us to believe it so they pretend to believe their own lies! Lol! But the Catholic church truly is wicked, no doubt! Their agenda certainly is not to help mankind. And they'll twist anything to suit their agenda.
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The vatican assigned designation is not proof for doubters. It is black listed from publications. For a hint look near 2003dz15 and 2001so73. The bodies of concern are not classified by any non vatican source and in ahead and try getting naming rights and see what yov are told. doubt if you must but please prepare just in case. Better have a nice bunker ready and a cache of weaponry.
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Does anybody know what 2003dz15 and 2001so73 are other than OP? I don't know shit about space talk. Dr. Astro? anyone?
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do we have a date ???
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Lost me at "Catholic and Honest".

LOL...
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The vatican is actively attempting to cast your eyes on the zionist agenda in order to keep you looking away from the true evil. The church has always been infiltrated by evil but never before to this degree. The vatican has the holy grail now. That is a weapon the fallen ones fear and they will serve the pope in exchange it isn't used or revealed to humanity before the harvest. You are food. Energy consumed for the army of darkness to continue it's dimensional conquest. The vatican holds ceremonial sacrifices each time there is a mass mourning. The emotions work for them like hormones do to us. It makes them lust for more. PREPARE NOW MY FELLOW HUMANS. We aren't thier pawns. We are thier food stuffs.
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we aren't their PAWNS. we are their PRAWNS.
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Dey climbing in yo window, snatching your people up...
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The vatican assigned designation is not proof for doubters. It is black listed from publications. For a hint look near 2003dz15 and 2001so73. The bodies of concern are not classified by any non vatican source and in ahead and try getting naming rights and see what yov are told. doubt if you must but please prepare just in case. Better have a nice bunker ready and a cache of weaponry.
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I don't know what "2003dz15 and 2001so73" means or how to look them up, sorry. Care to explain, give some instructions? Do I enter that into a google search or what?
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Object Name | Close Approach Date | Miss Distance [AU] | Miss Distance [LD] | Estimated Diameter [m] | H [mag] | Relative Velocity [km/s]

2003DZ15 2013-Jul-29 0.0196 7.6366 150.0* 22.225 14.5426

[link to spaceguard.iasf-roma.inaf.it]
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The vatican assigned designation is not proof for doubters. It is black listed from publications. For a hint look near 2003dz15 and 2001so73. The bodies of concern are not classified by any non vatican source and in ahead and try getting naming rights and see what yov are told. doubt if you must but please prepare just in case. Better have a nice bunker ready and a cache of weaponry.
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Does anybody know what 2003dz15 and 2001so73 are other than OP? I don't know shit about space talk. Dr. Astro? anyone?
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They are NEO's near earth objects.

[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]
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I must tell you that everything he says is true! Get out while you can - go to the Mount Nyiragongo in the Virunga Mountains in Africa... it is your only hope!
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I am a vatican scientist tasked with the care taking of the lucifer telescope.
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The vatican doesn't operate "LUCIFER" - LUCIFER is a camera on the large binocular telescope or LBT, the vatican operate the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope or VATT, not the LBT.

Geez, why is this pinned, at least get your facts straight if you're going to troll.
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OP has feasted on the anus of one too many choirboy.
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Jesus H. Christ!!

I can't believe I can't stand this stupid shit anymore.
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lmao
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As previously stated, I have given enough information to pinpoint the object. I will be leaving a flash drive with important info in the second stall of restroom at 455 e wetmore road shortly.
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I am a vatican scientist tasked with the care taking of the lucifer telescope.
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The vatican doesn't operate "LUCIFER" - LUCIFER is a camera on the large binocular telescope or LBT, the vatican operate the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope or VATT, not the LBT.

Geez, why is this pinned, at least get your facts straight if you're going to troll.
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Come on Astro. Just roll with it.
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I am a vatican scientist tasked with the care taking of the lucifer telescope.
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The vatican doesn't operate "LUCIFER" - LUCIFER is a camera on the large binocular telescope or LBT, the vatican operate the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope or VATT, not the LBT.

Geez, why is this pinned, at least get your facts straight if you're going to troll.
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So, we can call this debunked now? Astro, what are those bodies he talks about?
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I am a vatican scientist tasked with the care taking of the lucifer telescope. I can no longer maintain this secrecy. The planet known as wormwood is not a planet but appears to be a comet and it's coming this way soon. It has a large number of demonic forces aka aliens on board. The vatican has been performing blood letting rituals which they believe helps to summon the fallen ones to return and enslave humanity to serve the pope. The vatican uses lucifer to watch the path change according to ritual and adjusts it accordingly. THEY AIM TO PULL IT INTO EARTH ORBIT. I will tell more soon. I must flee this location. God help up all. August will be hell on earth.
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you heard it first on glp!
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Are there any health risks involved in maintaining a neutrino detector?
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I believe a good person - if they actually thought this was true - would try a Stauffenberg in the place.
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im with the other guy watch this one happens

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