I've got a great idea.
Why not lock up a bunch of masons in a room with some jesuits. Throw in a few mormons and jehovah's witnesses for good measure and a handful of muslims. Just to make it real fun, add a couple of life insurance salesmen to the mix. Almost forgot....a couple of bull dykes, too. With the name Janet, of course. Leave them in there for a few days and see who comes out alive.
Great Fun, what.