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Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?

 
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Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Why yesum Izum guessin dey jus float around hopin' dey find food.

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Because thinking hurts my brain

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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Oh now that isn't very nice...

But it is sort of funny because it hits very close to the mark.

But still. Shame on you! rofl
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
They had feet and walked on water just like jebus
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Good question. Why does it even matter, no one alive was around. We would need a time machine, but one problem, there is no such thing as the past. The past is just a memory. But that memory lives on inside of our genes, somewhere. Smack yourself and have an epiphany, but you probably did and answered your own question, maybe they did hop.
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Float around like lazy Americans.
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
we don't have fins... Do you need fins??
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
they wernt fish...
they were a more primative animal that didnt have fins.
and that came from something more primative again..
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
they didn't swim as they used to be snakes.... some of them could even talk.... you know... like Eve's buddy.!
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
they wernt fish...
they were a more primative animal that didnt have fins.
and that came from something more primative again..
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finland that is where they come from, hence teh fins
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Leave Darwin alone, his hell is being an ape the rest of eternity, wouldn't that be a fair judgement.
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
hey dgn, or celestial maiden, or dee gee en, or whoever you have chosen to be in the last five minutes. you better call a group meeting, and seek some help. it looks like you are only days away from a complete disassociation.
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Hey Dumbass DeeGeeEn, how does a snake swim without having evolved fins? how does a turtle swim without having evolved fins? how does a snake swim without having evolved fins?

ppl should think before the post moron threads :/
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Hey Dumbass DeeGeeEn, how does a snake swim without having evolved fins? how does a turtle swim without having evolved fins? how does a snake swim without having evolved fins?

ppl should think before the post moron threads :/
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Hey Dumbass DeeGeeEn, how does a snake swim without having evolved fins? how does a turtle swim without having evolved fins? how does a snake swim without having evolved fins?

ppl should think before the post moron threads :/
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John 7:38 - He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.
anon
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hmmm... one of those :/ sorry to hear
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
As the guy said above, they walked on the water like jesus and didn't need to look for food...they had magical powers like jesus and could simply conjure up some bread and smaller fish to eat.
The big bonus was being able to turn large areas of their natural habitat into wine...
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Jellyfish. Zoo plankton, sea horse, I could go on, but why bother? You creationists, wouldn't understand.. You drink wine, but as the blood of Christ, you take flat rice cakes, but as the flesh of Christ. You call god the creator of everything and has a plan laid out for everyone and everything yet you constantly stick your noses in and try to do the very job you all say only god can do. If you had such strong unshakeable faith, why not step aside and let gods will happen? Or don't you trust God enough?
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Why yesum Izum guessin dey jus float around hopin' dey find food.

dance<-- me
(darwin's grave)
 Quoting: DeeGeeEn


Great point. Because water moccasins totally can't swim in the water. Neither can sea horses or jelly fish. Make sure that when you sit down, you don't accidentally squash your brain.
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
You guys are mentally retarded. Bacteria can swim and they don't have fucking fins. Now think about that for a fucking moment.
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
You guys are mentally retarded. Bacteria can swim and they don't have fucking fins. Now think about that for a fucking moment.
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+ 1
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Hey dumbass OP!

I can swim...

Now take a guess:

Am I a human with fins or a fish with access to internet?
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
You guys are mentally retarded. Bacteria can swim and they don't have fucking fins. Now think about that for a fucking moment.
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
OMG


tails you can swim with tails

look at (imaginary) mermaids only tails... nice tails

frogs or tadpoles have only tails no fins

platypus have only tails no fins they swim

beavers only tails

snakes lol they float or swim depending on breed

and last humans, wheres our fins?
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Why yesum Izum guessin dey jus float around hopin' dey find food.

dance<-- me
(darwin's grave)
 Quoting: DeeGeeEn


Gay off!
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
bump
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Re: Hey Dumbass Darwin, how did fish swim before they evolved fins?
Why yesum Izum guessin dey jus float around hopin' dey find food.

dance<-- me
(darwin's grave)
 Quoting: DeeGeeEn


and he is laughing at you

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