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Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?

 
DeeGeeEn
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Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
I'z walkin' around all day long wif da sun hurtin' muh eyez yet i still gots ta go ta walmart ta buy sunglasses?

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06/02/2013 01:29 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
nice
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06/02/2013 01:32 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
wish Darwin would evolve into a zombie so he could come back here and KICK YOUR ARSE!!!

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06/02/2013 01:33 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
god your annoying.
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06/02/2013 01:33 AM

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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
I just a love derpah
I don't care what they say about you,I think you are alright.
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06/02/2013 01:34 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
you're even more annoying than the other idiot
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06/02/2013 01:42 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
I'z walkin' around all day long wif da sun hurtin' muh eyez yet i still gots ta go ta walmart ta buy sunglasses?

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 Quoting: DeeGeeEn


the same reason that you haven't evolved any brains yet.
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06/02/2013 01:44 AM

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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
I'z walkin' around all day long wif da sun hurtin' muh eyez yet i still gots ta go ta walmart ta buy sunglasses?

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 Quoting: DeeGeeEn


the same reason that you haven't evolved any brains yet.
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thank you sir but i don't need a brain. i let the bible do my thinking for me. pwned!
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06/02/2013 01:45 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
because you can buy sunglasses, so evolution is like.
"nah bro, you don't need my shades"
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06/02/2013 01:47 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
If anyone wants to know what satire is, it's not this.
Satire is funny.
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06/02/2013 01:50 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
Because you are what your avatar is
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06/02/2013 01:51 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
I'z walkin' around all day long wif da sun hurtin' muh eyez yet i still gots ta go ta walmart ta buy sunglasses?

dance<--me
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 Quoting: DeeGeeEn


the same reason that you haven't evolved any brains yet.
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thank you sir but i don't need a brain. i let the bible do my thinking for me. pwned!
5a
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"I don't need a brain" at least you admit it though you're starting to seem more like a troll now
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06/02/2013 01:53 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
you're starting to seem more like a troll now
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YOU THINK????????????
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06/02/2013 01:53 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
I wish the OP would evolve. I think an amoeba is a higher life form than they are.
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06/02/2013 01:58 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
Someone posted a video on glp of a guy on the news who was just a pair of glasses but I cant find it anymore...
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06/02/2013 02:11 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
perhaps you've got your wish.the blackeyed kids.be carefull what you ask your god for.
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06/02/2013 02:31 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
I normally don't bite on this type of bait but what the hell-

I've always wondered why we need to be clothed to keep warm. Shouldn't we be furry or cold blooded like the rest of nature?

We are definitely foreign to this planet.

You know... we are probably some fucking alien's Sea-Monkeys lol...
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
I'z walkin' around all day long wif da sun hurtin' muh eyez yet i still gots ta go ta walmart ta buy sunglasses?

dance<--me
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 Quoting: DeeGeeEn


I PIN REQUESTED THIS, brilliant.




















PS: that's not how (the rhetorical phrase) EVOLUTION works.
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06/02/2013 02:41 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
The thing is that we have "evolved" sunglasses. How else could you buy them if we didn't?
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06/02/2013 02:53 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
Because you are what your avatar is
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+ 1
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06/02/2013 02:57 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
Hey christards if you give up the idea that earth is only 5000 years old then your views do not conflict with Darwin's. Think about it. Oh wait, you don't think, you just read your bible and regurgitate it here.
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06/02/2013 10:31 AM
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Re: Hey Chuck, how come humans haven't evolved sunglasses yet?
The thing is that we have "evolved" sunglasses. How else could you buy them if we didn't?
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yep,just like 100 monkeys and time=Shakespear
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