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ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ALIENS

 
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ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ALIENS
I WOULD LIKE TO TO TRY IT
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Are ya drinking a lil?
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Hang them out the window..
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...bean burritos?
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go down to the HOME DEPOT

THATS WHERE THEY CHILL
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06/03/2013 06:54 PM
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All you need are two plastic cups, a large needle and twenty or thirty millions miles of string.

Here's how to do it...piece both cups through the bottoms, thread string through both holes, knot both of them (doubles or triple knots...just to be sure) keep hold of one cup tightly then get a mate to throw one cup in the air as hard as he can :) reach for the moon and you'll land amongst the stars...aim high
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Put your tin foil hat on and stand on top of your trailer waving a flashlight.
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Thread: ++I AM A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL++ ASK ME A QUESTION AND I WILL RESPOND++ (Page 1526)
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06/03/2013 06:58 PM
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Post a thread
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Aliens are fairytales....
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Talk to you on here
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All you need are two plastic cups, a large needle and twenty or thirty millions miles of string.

Here's how to do it...piece both cups through the bottoms, thread string through both holes, knot both of them (doubles or triple knots...just to be sure) keep hold of one cup tightly then get a mate to throw one cup in the air as hard as he can :) reach for the moon and you'll land amongst the stars...aim high
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^^^^^LOL^^^^^^^
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Chuck a dirty big brown eye and aim it at the stars. Never fails!
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How to Leave the Planet

1. Phone NASA (tel. 0101 713 483 0123). Explain that it's very important that you get away as quickly as possible.
2. If they don't cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House (tel. 0101 202 456 1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them.
3. If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (tel. 0107 095 295 9051) and ask them to bring a little pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf.
4. If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (tel. 010 396 6982).
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.
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I'm assuming you've already attempted 1-4?
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06/03/2013 07:07 PM
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A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc.

Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out.
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06/03/2013 07:08 PM
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put an ad on craigslist

I'm sure one will contact you in a day or so
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when you say ''aliens'',
my understood from that is ''Djinns''

Soooo
yeah you can contact with them easly if you want.
But be aware about this djinns.
Because after you called them, it will be hard for you to get rid of them.
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try the boarder
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A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc.

Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out.
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Those aren't aliens. They are demons.
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The aliens from south of the border absolutely LOVE blondes like yourself; just wear something provocative, go to a sombrero-prominent drinking establishment and you will have 'contact' with dozens, they will be mesmerized by you and prefer you over their own women guaranteed
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A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc.

Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out.
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Those aren't aliens. They are demons.
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STFU asshole.

No time for your fear virus today.
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06/03/2013 07:14 PM

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Simple, drive to Texas, go south and ask around.
Reality Dysfunction has occurred. Please reboot reality.

Thank you.
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06/03/2013 07:16 PM
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Go to Area 51 , they are ready to talk to you !!

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ehm.. they like "pussy"!

...ehm, got one handy?...

fap fap fap...
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06/03/2013 07:18 PM
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move mass military equipment at once to another location they will check it out.
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Let's see, am I still banned from your threads...
Fuck Yea!
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A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc.

Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out.
 Quoting: acuk 40917659


Those aren't aliens. They are demons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41075633


STFU asshole.

No time for your fear virus today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40917659


He never said he feared them, you assumed that. Maybe you do?
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06/03/2013 07:20 PM
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Work with the migrant workers. I'm sure some are illegal aliens.
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all right, here we go:

So, umm, what happened to the one outside your window? You remember? You were cowered in the closet.

Now you want to talk to them?
Fuck Yea!
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A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc.

Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out.
 Quoting: acuk 40917659


Those aren't aliens. They are demons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41075633


STFU asshole.

No time for your fear virus today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40917659


He never said he feared them, you assumed that. Maybe you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19453276


No pal, that poster was blatantly spreading fear, like herpes.

I never said he said he feared them either. tounge
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I would go to Tyson foods and take you're pick.
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