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Breaking news! Chinese man kill a ET by electrocution

 
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Did the Electricity come out of his hands like lightning?
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Did the Electricity come out of his hands like lightning?
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"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Did the Electricity come out of his hands like lightning?
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He wire grid
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Did the Electricity come out of his hands like lightning?
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He wire grid
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No he lightning shooting hands!
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Breaking news! Chinese man post a thread on internets.
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Did the Electricity come out of his hands like lightning?
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He wire grid
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No he lightning shooting hands!
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:lolled:
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Breaking news! Chinese man post a thread on internets.
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A double one for this report
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Lee told reporters: the incident the next day he told the local police Police went to his house say that "the things you electrocuted we do not know, no way to conclusions, so I will not punish you, but the laying electric grid acts endangering public safety the future do not do that. "

Lee said he reported the situation to the authorities. Beijing, Binzhou some experts went to his home to see, and let him confidential. Now, three months later, experts still did not give him a clear reply. He increasingly worried by other "ET" retaliation.
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China-Man, I believe you with every fiber of my being. No need for proof or links. China-Man no lie long-time
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Lee told reporters: the incident the next day he told the local police Police went to his house say that "the things you electrocuted we do not know, no way to conclusions, so I will not punish you, but the laying electric grid acts endangering public safety the future do not do that. "

Lee said he reported the situation to the authorities. Beijing, Binzhou some experts went to his home to see, and let him confidential. Now, three months later, experts still did not give him a clear reply. He increasingly worried by other "ET" retaliation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41401478


wow, the police in china are so chillaxed. "hey this whole electric grid thing you're doing, can you like, not do that in the future? thanks man."
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Link?
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Lee told reporters: the incident the next day he told the local police Police went to his house say that "the things you electrocuted we do not know, no way to conclusions, so I will not punish you, but the laying electric grid acts endangering public safety the future do not do that. "

Lee said he reported the situation to the authorities. Beijing, Binzhou some experts went to his home to see, and let him confidential. Now, three months later, experts still did not give him a clear reply. He increasingly worried by other "ET" retaliation.
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Good thing China is a communist country in America he would have been put in jail for this!
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He should be worried. He whacked one of their boyz.yoda
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Link?
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no linky. destroyed by electricity.
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Hey, a link would be nice, particularly if you're posting something that sounds like a load of crap. tounge

Here is a link for you:
[link to www.best-news.us]
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Pics or it didn't happen
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He should be worried. He whacked one of their boyz.yoda
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lol
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LoL.

Anyway, you know, if you wanted to, you could use this dancing banana for your avatar instead of the static one.

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But as your forum title says...No Homo...just because I offer to share my big banana with you, don't read too much into it, ok?
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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LOL... classic GLP
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i think maybe that sloth is sick.
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Three months ago in the Yellow River with grid electricity rabbit, met five riding UFO aliens, electrocuted one after being his collection in their own warehouse. The body length of 1.9 m, 45 kg, the head is large, there is a video picture. Lee also said that during the two experts who came to his house looked alien, "they say the DNA of the organism and the Earth is not the same person."


Lee is operating seafood business, discover alien place is in his warehouse near the Yellow River bank. After I heard this thing, we all went to visit to understand the situation, a detailed account of his encounter aliens through, and shows the alien shoot photos and videos:


This year on March 9, at 2 am, he went to the Yellow River Shop Electric Grid view their situation wild rabbits, did not expect that night and in the past, before a night you can catch several hares, but today not even a rabbit no power to. He continued to view the occasion is, I feel there was a light behind him kept coming, so he turned to scare his jump, "a similar UFO UFO flying in the Yellow River beach side, do not know what their bikes it went below the UFO, but also turn down the five aliens. "


He saw this situation is also very scared, but he took a picture with a cell phone. On the occasion of his camera, he found his bike is being sucked spacecraft. Think of this, Lee angrily picked up the Yellow River Flood Control and the stones, smashed in the past, "stones broken into small stones up."


Alien attack, began to catch up with Lee, "running in front of the alien, just wade around wires are electrically dead." Lee said in his report to the direction of home runs in the process, He felt a light and flew to the northwest, "the other aliens riding alien spacecraft flew away."


Lee said he returned to the warehouse, quickly top tight live the door, and after a seventy-eight minutes did not hear movement, curious neighbors shouted Lee wondered once again the Yellow River beach, but did not knock on the door of the sleeping neighbor , had no choice but to bring home the big dog for his courage, stick themselves to take on the beach side of the Yellow River.


River beach side to Lee discovered that the alien lying on the floor back into the air, in order to determine whether they live or die poked with a stick, did not find movement, letting the big dog trial found that there is a lot of dead, This relieved, along with the car quilt will wrap it back to the warehouse, into the freezer. Originally the first time the two alarm but the phone numbers are no signal, only to give up.


June 7 2:00 Xu, Li lead us into his warehouse (located Bincheng Pu Hu Lake Village neighborhood offices), discovered the letters hidden in the freezer of the "alien." Stored in cold storage "alien" is surrounded by two dry hygrometer, according to Lee, the "two dry hygrometer for regulating humidity and temperature, and now the 'aliens' are treated, and has been sealed experts, want to seal affixed, I did not allow. "


Mr Lee said: "The next day they reported the police, the police saw the photo, let me contact the experts."


In mid-March, Lee first contacted the Beijing certain astronomical experts, Beijing experts expressed the need for back to Beijing for identification.


Lee said that he and marked the two sides signed a confidentiality agreement that Beijing as he was asked to pay a certain amount of deposit, in early May about Beijing's experts will "alien" body back, Lee then OK " alien "intact deposit refunded in case the two sides tore a confidentiality agreement.


According to the Beijing experts provide results that can be known that the "alien" about nine kilograms of the brain, the eyes are like flies similar monocular group, blood is blue, bones are brittle bones, DNA composition of pure, DNA code is simple ( Compared to the human DNA terms).


Lee also said experts in Beijing a few days left, Binzhou city staff also find his identification requirements identification, "came three days consecutive day to two, each to people who are not the same, and all evening to dawn just go. "in the identification of the time, allowed identification of staff said Lee entered the room, Kai borrow water to hear some time on the" biuret "" Power experiment "and other words, while the identification of staff nothing to disclose. Lee said more to himself two sets of experts is unclear which department, but did not leave their contact information, "they said confidentiality, inconvenient to me."


Lee said he does not believe in aliens before, after which he started a little after that, I hope the experts, you can give him an authoritative interpretation. "It is also very afraid of accomplices would catch me, and now no one can give me unravel this mystery, I can only help the media up."

After a brief description of the event

My name is Kai, Binzhou City, Shandong Province, who is a seafood dealer. My hobby is under arrest grid rabbits, pheasants and other small animals. At 2:00 on March 9, 2013 more minutes, I came to the shore of the Yellow River closed grid misfortune UFO, and clashed with several aliens. One of the aliens accidentally my next trip to the high-voltage grid, died of electric shock. In retaliation, the night aliens destroyed the local 300 acres of woods, then I'm with alien bodies were stored in a large freezer, through the Institute of Biophysics of the testing, the following conclusions:

1, the aliens DNA, which also contains the genetic code of DNA, the genetic code but this is completely different with the earth.
2, the density of the alien body is 1.12 grams per cubic centimeter, a moisture content of 67.8% of the body.
3, the alien height 191 cm, weight 43.6 kg.
4, the alien's brain weighs about 9.2 kg, bone is translucent.

The local public security departments to protect aliens up and blocked messages. I am a witness to the event, forced pressure from all sides, until now dare to open, if everyone on the UFO, aliens, UFO and other extraterrestrial civilizations interested, you can contact me, I can not only take you to visit the aliens body, you can also take you to the Yellow River shore scene to see, go look at that piece of fallen trees. Not only that, I still have dozens of photos and paragraphs precious videos, photos do not say, video include: an interview with local witnesses, detailing alien corpses of alien bodies preliminary DNA testing , alien body conductivity and electrical conductivity difference and so on.
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sigh...

so what we got here is that the mighty light years travel ETs killed by a earth peasant with its mam made electrocution,

how's that sound ?

anyway, heres the link with bunch of photos of this shitty ET with its killer.

[link to www.awaker.net]
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He kill ET.....and then he eated him
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sigh...

so what we got here is that the mighty light years travel ETs killed by a earth peasant with its mam made electrocution,

how's that sound ?

anyway, heres the link with bunch of photos of this shitty ET with its killer.

[link to www.awaker.net]
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lol it's got a bergina
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He reported his own death? or he killed an ET...your Engrish is confusing.

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sigh...

so what we got here is that the mighty light years travel ETs killed by a earth peasant with its mam made electrocution,

how's that sound ?

anyway, heres the link with bunch of photos of this shitty ET with its killer.

[link to www.awaker.net]
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it's made out of oatmeal!!

oh, china. you tried so hard.

ha!
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