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Breaking news! Chinese man kill a ET by electrocution

 
Esoteric Morgan
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06/09/2013 12:39 PM

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sigh...

so what we got here is that the mighty light years travel ETs killed by a earth peasant with its mam made electrocution,

how's that sound ?

anyway, heres the link with bunch of photos of this shitty ET with its killer.

[link to www.awaker.net]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38955510


For greater clarity, translated excerpt from link above:

My name is Kai, Binzhou City, Shandong Province, who is a seafood dealer. My hobby is under arrest grid rabbits, pheasants and other small animals.

At 2:00 on March 9, 2013 more minutes, I came to the shore of the Yellow River closed grid misfortune UFO, and clashed with several aliens. One of the aliens accidentally my next trip to the high-voltage grid, died of electric shock.

In retaliation, the night aliens destroyed the local 300 acres of woods,

then I'm with alien bodies were stored in a large freezer, through the Institute of Biophysics of the testing, the following conclusions:

-The aliens DNA, which also contains the genetic code of DNA, the genetic code but this is completely different with the earth.

-The alien's body density of 1.12 grams per cubic centimeter, the body's water content was 67.8%.

-The aliens height 191 cm, weight 43.6 kg.

-The alien's brain weighs about 9.2 kg, bone is translucent.

The local public security departments to protect aliens up and blocked messages. I am a witness to the event, forced pressure from all sides, until now dare to open, if everyone on the UFO, aliens, UFO and other extraterrestrial civilizations interested, you can contact me, I can not only take you to visit the aliens body, you can also take you to the Yellow River shore scene to see, go look at that piece of fallen trees.

Not only that, I still have dozens of photos and paragraphs precious videos, photos do not say, video include: an interview with local witnesses, detailing alien corpses of alien bodies preliminary DNA testing , alien body conductivity and electrical conductivity difference between pork contrast and so on.

Contact:
Contact: Kai
Address: Binzhou City,


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It appears he still has the corpse in his freezer.

As for the authorities being uninterested in the alien body...maybe they've seen so many, they just let him keep it.

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06/09/2013 06:43 PM
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amazing, glpers you want proof of aliens, here this chinese grey and nobody is interested? you all already conclude this a hoax...
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06/09/2013 06:59 PM
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He report this to the police
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41401478


China-Man, I believe you with every fiber of my being. No need for proof or links. China-Man no lie long-time
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The Chinaman is not the issue here.
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06/09/2013 07:01 PM
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Wut

I just clicked on the link and I my that alien has large labia.
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06/09/2013 07:36 PM
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It's real..

bump
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MORE IMAGES FOR COMPARISON WITH ANCIENT CIVs ART:

[link to img.lady.ru]

[link to t3.gstatic.com]

[link to secrets.grimuar.info]

[link to sokrovennik.ru]

[link to 1.bp.blogspot.com]

[link to worldmystery.ru]
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06/09/2013 07:46 PM
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played too much Xcom the good man

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He does look a little "ricey" to me, with black bean eyes?
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06/09/2013 10:24 PM
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Someone say they are geocentric people

Their true identity is actually geocentric people, the ancient Indian Vedic texts "Bhagavad Tan" to their title is "Asura", which is the enemy of the heavens. Our planet is actually hollow, in the Vedic Tome "Bhagavad Tan" in Chapter reveals very clearly that today's popular science fiction movie Journey is definitely not Johnson fable. These geocentric evolution of man senior levels than humans, but because of arrogant self-righteous reasons, and against the heavens, so sutras to Asura (Asura) because the industry as a "slow", they are at war with China and the heavens India have recorded classics such as "Huainanzi" said the "anger of workers hit by numerous expeditions ill-Hill", leading to lack of Tianzhu dimensional fold, triggering a prehistoric floods, which have various mythologies records. They are disclosed on foreign networks Greys (greys), reptiles person (Reptilian), lizards, snakes person (nagas), they and the United States - State government - government in close cooperation, communication technology, aimed at establishing a unified global world final New Order (NWO), for whatever reason, they gradually through a conspiracy theory or network in the form of newspaper anecdote surfaced, but the spread in the inflow of foreign and domestic information are being tampered with, remember that they are not aliens but the devil lives in the Earth's interior, they are definitely not human evangelists, but the root causes of the disaster of human society, they should be as many disasters occurred in the world responsible for their misfortune is the Sumerian myth of Enki, Tiamat, etc. prehistoric flood because they are the sky, a civilization in this cycle, they act as Israel's "Elohim", the creation of incorrect in their religion to mislead the world of God, in the conspiracy theory of the "Masonic" pyramid, they are in the top, they control the thirteen families through these family-controlled national ministers and presidents, in order to achieve the final "globalization", that is, on the ground among the nations listed China, all become their slaves. Make human slaves in their creation of tormenting the unfortunate disaster, until the destruction. In their intelligence and ability under the threat of ants like humans are tiny, so let them do stir up trouble? The unfortunate people become Daozu on fish? Our way out is to India - Chinese civilization as the main oriental civilization. Magical Indian Purana (puranas), recorded at the end of this cycle of civilization, the Lord will holding a white horse, carrying a sword, like a comet Nibiru came into the world (remember, in this information to you in black and white are reversed era, must not blind listening blindly, Nibiru ie non Nibiru, ie non Shambhala Shambhala), in this thrilling battle, snake people (nagas) (in the "Ka Erji Purana li) is called Devil kali, lizard people (Sanskrit called koka and vikoka), will be the incarnation of Lord extinction, the world back to the light in this era before World War II, the guardian of our times is Maha kala with its negative Godhead Maha kali, they are taught in the Vedic god called Dark Ages, Buddhism in Tibet, they were known as Mahakala with big Palden Lhamo, to them who are blessed prayer. We are in this most unfortunate devil era (kali yuga), people are bewitched atheism, lost the right belief, therefore be subject to a number of unfortunate
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There will be a press conference today
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OK let me get this straight. Some high tech. alien from some other star system, with super advanced technology comes to greet a Chinese citizen.

The citizen responds by burning said alien to a crisp using power grid wires.

I'm sure the ultra advanced aliens will see this is just a misunderstanding. What could possibly go wrong?
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Jesus that's a big camel toe
lmao
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OK let me get this straight. Some high tech. alien from some other star system, with super advanced technology comes to greet a Chinese citizen.

The citizen responds by burning said alien to a crisp using power grid wires.

I'm sure the ultra advanced aliens will see this is just a misunderstanding. What could possibly go wrong?
 Quoting: SevenThunders



Mabye that's not greet,the aliens try to take away the bike
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caviar eyes?
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More to come...

Three months ago in the Yellow River with grid electricity rabbit, met five riding UFO aliens, electrocuted one after being his collection in their own warehouse. The body length of 1.9 m, 45 kg, the head is large, there is a video picture. Lee also said that during the two experts who came to his house looked alien, "they say the DNA of the organism and the Earth is not the same person."


Lee is operating seafood business, discover alien place is in his warehouse near the Yellow River bank. After I heard this thing, we all went to visit to understand the situation, a detailed account of his encounter aliens through, and shows the alien shoot photos and videos:


This year on March 9, at 2 am, he went to the Yellow River Shop Electric Grid view their situation wild rabbits, did not expect that night and in the past, before a night you can catch several hares, but today not even a rabbit no power to. He continued to view the occasion is, I feel there was a light behind him kept coming, so he turned to scare his jump, "a similar UFO UFO flying in the Yellow River beach side, do not know what their bikes it went below the UFO, but also turn down the five aliens. "


He saw this situation is also very scared, but he took a picture with a cell phone. On the occasion of his camera, he found his bike is being sucked spacecraft. Think of this, Lee angrily picked up the Yellow River Flood Control and the stones, smashed in the past, "stones broken into small stones up."


Alien attack, began to catch up with Lee, "running in front of the alien, just wade around wires are electrically dead." Lee said in his report to the direction of home runs in the process, He felt a light and flew to the northwest, "the other aliens riding alien spacecraft flew away."


Lee said he returned to the warehouse, quickly top tight live the door, and after a seventy-eight minutes did not hear movement, curious neighbors shouted Lee wondered once again the Yellow River beach, but did not knock on the door of the sleeping neighbor , had no choice but to bring home the big dog for his courage, stick themselves to take on the beach side of the Yellow River.


River beach side to Lee discovered that the alien lying on the floor back into the air, in order to determine whether they live or die poked with a stick, did not find movement, letting the big dog trial found that there is a lot of dead, This relieved, along with the car quilt will wrap it back to the warehouse, into the freezer. Originally the first time the two alarm but the phone numbers are no signal, only to give up.


June 7 2:00 Xu, Li lead us into his warehouse (located Bincheng Pu Hu Lake Village neighborhood offices), discovered the letters hidden in the freezer of the "alien." Stored in cold storage "alien" is surrounded by two dry hygrometer, according to Lee, the "two dry hygrometer for regulating humidity and temperature, and now the 'aliens' are treated, and has been sealed experts, want to seal affixed, I did not allow. "


Mr Lee said: "The next day they reported the police, the police saw the photo, let me contact the experts."


In mid-March, Lee first contacted the Beijing certain astronomical experts, Beijing experts expressed the need for back to Beijing for identification.


Lee said that he and marked the two sides signed a confidentiality agreement that Beijing as he was asked to pay a certain amount of deposit, in early May about Beijing's experts will "alien" body back, Lee then OK " alien "intact deposit refunded in case the two sides tore a confidentiality agreement.


According to the Beijing experts provide results that can be known that the "alien" about nine kilograms of the brain, the eyes are like flies similar monocular group, blood is blue, bones are brittle bones, DNA composition of pure, DNA code is simple ( Compared to the human DNA terms).


Lee also said experts in Beijing a few days left, Binzhou city staff also find his identification requirements identification, "came three days consecutive day to two, each to people who are not the same, and all evening to dawn just go. "in the identification of the time, allowed identification of staff said Lee entered the room, Kai borrow water to hear some time on the" biuret "" Power experiment "and other words, while the identification of staff nothing to disclose. Lee said more to himself two sets of experts is unclear which department, but did not leave their contact information, "they said confidentiality, inconvenient to me."


Lee said he does not believe in aliens before, after which he started a little after that, I hope the experts, you can give him an authoritative interpretation. "It is also very afraid of accomplices would catch me, and now no one can give me unravel this mystery, I can only help the media up."

After a brief description of the event

My name is Kai, Binzhou City, Shandong Province, who is a seafood dealer. My hobby is under arrest grid rabbits, pheasants and other small animals. At 2:00 on March 9, 2013 more minutes, I came to the shore of the Yellow River closed grid misfortune UFO, and clashed with several aliens. One of the aliens accidentally my next trip to the high-voltage grid, died of electric shock. In retaliation, the night aliens destroyed the local 300 acres of woods, then I'm with alien bodies were stored in a large freezer, through the Institute of Biophysics of the testing, the following conclusions:

1, the aliens DNA, which also contains the genetic code of DNA, the genetic code but this is completely different with the earth.
2, the density of the alien body is 1.12 grams per cubic centimeter, a moisture content of 67.8% of the body.
3, the alien height 191 cm, weight 43.6 kg.
4, the alien's brain weighs about 9.2 kg, bone is translucent.

The local public security departments to protect aliens up and blocked messages. I am a witness to the event, forced pressure from all sides, until now dare to open, if everyone on the UFO, aliens, UFO and other extraterrestrial civilizations interested, you can contact me, I can not only take you to visit the aliens body, you can also take you to the Yellow River shore scene to see, go look at that piece of fallen trees. Not only that, I still have dozens of photos and paragraphs precious videos, photos do not say, video include: an interview with local witnesses, detailing alien corpses of alien bodies preliminary DNA testing , alien body conductivity and electrical conductivity difference and so on.
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Your chinglish is impeccable
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This is how he done it...



wtf
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It's real..

bump
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yes, looks real...otherwise hollywood can hire this man, if he managed to make something this lifelike cheaper...
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OK let me get this straight. Some high tech. alien from some other star system, with super advanced technology comes to greet a Chinese citizen.

The citizen responds by burning said alien to a crisp using power grid wires.

I'm sure the ultra advanced aliens will see this is just a misunderstanding. What could possibly go wrong?
 Quoting: SevenThunders



Mabye that's not greet,the aliens try to take away the bike
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41454545


I have to confess, when someone tries to steal my bike, my first response is not to kill them.

Still when the aliens come to eradicate mankind from the face of the earth, we will know why.
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There will be no evidence.

Trust me, they will eat every bit of it.
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The alien is ugly but it's real because he went to the police AND the police reacted to the claims.

I don't believe ANYBODY would go to the police with a fake home-made alien, it's that simple.
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caviar eyes?
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Sooo, how much do YOU know about xenobiology, how many planets with super-aliens did you visit? LOL
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China-Man, I believe you with every fiber of my being. No need for proof or links. China-Man no lie long-time
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EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING

lolatu

Now, I'm (probably) gonn' go watch VisitorQ again.

Nice...





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