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i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??

 
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06/09/2013 06:46 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Stop masterbating OP. Completely.


If you are masterbating to Internet porn then you will never get laid.

So stop that too.


Do that for 6 months and tell me how that works out for you.
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You don't even know how to spell "masturbating". Certainly you don't have a fucking clue.
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06/09/2013 06:53 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
im a virgin and im 29.i don't even like men tho, im a sexual

be proud of it because life is over once you have sex. your spiritual/physical self becomes bad/destroyed.

which is why its what brings babies to the world. sex is the end of a life cycle where one person lives then they pass on that torch to the next life by doing sex to hopefully create a baby. its symbolic like ill join another person now to die,your not living for yourself anymore. when you do sex your forfeit your life and give the life to the next generation. your not comepletely alive anymore after, your heart even stops for split second when you get an orgasm
spiritually your dead and it is not about you anymore but what you can contribute leave to the world next generation

live for yourself, continue to live life

that's why they call it loss off innocence. its a loss of your self and what you can get from the world


even animals don't look at you the same anymore once your not a virgin ,because your entire aura/spirit changes. they all will know

if we didn't have these crazy hormones that make you attracted to people and people knew the truth about sex no one would want to do this anymore.

the population would be smaller
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06/09/2013 06:59 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
pluck em of the internets... that's what I do

no need to spend money or waste time kickin game
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06/09/2013 07:01 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
im a virgin and im 29.i don't even like men tho, im a sexual

be proud of it because life is over once you have sex. your spiritual/physical self becomes bad/destroyed.

which is why its what brings babies to the world. sex is the end of a life cycle where one person lives then they pass on that torch to the next life by doing sex to hopefully create a baby. its symbolic like ill join another person now to die,your not living for yourself anymore. when you do sex your forfeit your life and give the life to the next generation. your not comepletely alive anymore after, your heart even stops for split second when you get an orgasm
spiritually your dead and it is not about you anymore but what you can contribute leave to the world next generation

live for yourself, continue to live life

that's why they call it loss off innocence. its a loss of your self and what you can get from the world


even animals don't look at you the same anymore once your not a virgin ,because your entire aura/spirit changes. they all will know

if we didn't have these crazy hormones that make you attracted to people and people knew the truth about sex no one would want to do this anymore.

the population would be smaller

 Quoting: girl 41216029


I have to call bullshit on this. So many people who have sex all the time live it up like fuck. Take drugs do everything and life is as it was when they were 18 or so
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06/09/2013 07:01 PM
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Dude.... if you are 31 and never had a girlfirnd or been laid.... you are the problem
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x2
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06/09/2013 07:02 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Girls are overrated !!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!

5ahititbananasexbdancespeedbananbanana

ana
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06/09/2013 07:03 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Lower your standards.


Go to your local pub at after 10pm on a friday night.


Be confident.
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06/09/2013 07:05 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Dude.... if you are 31 and never had a girlfirnd or been laid.... you are the problem
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x2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41345901


Try living anywhere else but china my friend. The rest of the worlds woman aren't controlled like there...
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Dude.... if you are 31 and never had a girlfirnd or been laid.... you are the problem
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12931045


x2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41345901


Try living anywhere else but china my friend. The rest of the worlds woman aren't controlled like there...
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Not that im saying they should be or anything bu thats china for you.
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06/09/2013 07:10 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
put few socks in your underwear, girls will flock to you...
true story...girls look in split sec. at your filling first...
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06/09/2013 07:18 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
what do you think? i´m so sad.. ;o(
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You live in Germany...

Go to another town and pay for it, it will build your confidence up, then you can go to a local bar and hopefully be more confident talking to women, it worked for me during my 5 year stay in Germany ;-)

There is no need to feel bad about fucking a whore the first time, it would be much worse if you never had done when you're laying on your death bed wishing you had...
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06/09/2013 07:28 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
ask the old spice man


or become a fireman,doctor,or rock star. those professions are guaranteed girls



or go out to spring break next year lie about your age tell people your 25 or really rich and go get some really ugly self conscous college girls,they will hook up with any guy it builds their self esteem. look for the ones wearing the most makeup

go to match.com look for some divorced women looking to rebound, get even at their ex husband
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06/09/2013 07:45 PM
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06/09/2013 07:51 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
you are ugly as fuk, this is the main reason
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06/09/2013 08:16 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
what do you think? i´m so sad.. ;o(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41422069


You don't need to be sad.

When you make contact with a woman,
be confident. It is very important
to be confident.

Try to meet people as friend. Do not
hunt for a woman, let her seduce you.
The only thing you need to do is say
hello, talk, listen and see what happens.

All the Best,

VVizz of Ur
 Quoting: VVizz of Ur 40404951


possibly the best advice i have read regarding women

you sir deserve a son
Anonymous Coward
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06/09/2013 08:24 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Just grow some nuts and stop acting all submissive around them then... I can tell by the way you are speaking right now how submissive you are.
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06/09/2013 08:26 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
You have really bad timing, all women you been near in your life have been on their period lmao
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06/09/2013 08:27 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Not everybody takes girls so seriously.

They are just people like everybody else.
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06/09/2013 08:28 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Go find a hooker. They're cheaper anyway.
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Hookers are drug addicted and diseased. naughty
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06/09/2013 08:28 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Just grow some nuts and stop acting all submissive around them then... I can tell by the way you are speaking right now how submissive you are.
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Fancy a bum?
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06/09/2013 08:34 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
what do you think? i´m so sad.. ;o(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41422069


You are far better off.

Stop being sad, and accept it.

In 50 years of life on this earth, NOTHING has caused me more misery and stress, than these irrational life-sucking creatures, known as "women".

I consider the word "woman" interchangeable with "devil".
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06/09/2013 08:52 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Go to a brothel, they got em in Germany.
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06/09/2013 08:55 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Just make everything about them, that's what they crave and will give it out to anyone that makes them the star of their little world.
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Houston, we have a BINGO.
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06/09/2013 08:57 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Dude.... if you are 31 and never had a girlfirnd or been laid.... you are the problem
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12931045


So never mind what women have become... right?

Never mind that the nicest and most decent guys in the world, are also the loneliest.
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
im a virgin and im 29.i don't even like men tho, im a sexual

be proud of it because life is over once you have sex. your spiritual/physical self becomes bad/destroyed.

which is why its what brings babies to the world. sex is the end of a life cycle where one person lives then they pass on that torch to the next life by doing sex to hopefully create a baby. its symbolic like ill join another person now to die,your not living for yourself anymore. when you do sex your forfeit your life and give the life to the next generation. your not comepletely alive anymore after, your heart even stops for split second when you get an orgasm
spiritually your dead and it is not about you anymore but what you can contribute leave to the world next generation

live for yourself, continue to live life

that's why they call it loss off innocence. its a loss of your self and what you can get from the world


even animals don't look at you the same anymore once your not a virgin ,because your entire aura/spirit changes. they all will know

if we didn't have these crazy hormones that make you attracted to people and people knew the truth about sex no one would want to do this anymore.

the population would be smaller
 Quoting: girl 41216029



Lol, spoken like a TRUE virgin.
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06/09/2013 09:10 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
what do you think? i´m so sad.. ;o(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41422069


Same problem. 30 here. Sucks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4529655


Lol you guys don't what you are missing, it feels so damn good
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29492332


So does Herpes, and the Lake of Fire.
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06/09/2013 09:13 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
what do you think? i´m so sad.. ;o(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41422069


A man basically has to be at least 5'10" to get laid, and that includes all women, even women 5'0" have this min height cutoff. That is not to say that if you meet this cutoff you are guaranteed to get laid, but you have at least made it through the first round. the remaining criteria is mostly something you have control over so that is the good news, but the first round is the viscous height cutoff that no one has control over. With that said how tall are you?
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06/09/2013 09:29 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
either you are really really ugly or you dont talk enough....

only two options.... maybe a job might help if you dont have one.
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06/09/2013 09:32 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
what do you think? i´m so sad.. ;o(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41422069


A man basically has to be at least 5'10" to get laid, and that includes all women, even women 5'0" have this min height cutoff. That is not to say that if you meet this cutoff you are guaranteed to get laid, but you have at least made it through the first round. the remaining criteria is mostly something you have control over so that is the good news, but the first round is the viscous height cutoff that no one has control over. With that said how tall are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1436712


Oh bullshit.
In todays economy, if you have a job and your dick works;
you are in the top 10%
even a midget with a job can get laid.
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06/09/2013 09:39 PM
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Re: i´m still a virgin at age 31 - why girls are so difficult??
Go talk to the guy with the bent penis and the other 1 that's 24 and afraid hes never having sex agian...all 3 of ya go have coffee somewhere and figure it all out.

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