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FVCK! The Lottery Can Kiss My ASS !....If YOU want to Win.....just buy a ticket NEAR me.

 
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FVCK! The Lottery Can Kiss My ASS !....If YOU want to Win.....just buy a ticket NEAR me.
God Damn shit-burgling Goat-fucking Douche-Licker!

*ahem*...sorry...had to rant.

Not only was the last powerball won for the first time in Texas.....The ticket was bought 15 miles away from me IN the SAME store where I bought my last few tickets....
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But TODAY I look at my local news page and find out that the winner is a neighbor...lives right up the street.
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Also....a couple years ago...had a few extra bucks from my paycheck and nothing to do....walked up to a nearby convenience store and bought 5 scratch-offs from the same reel.
Won a little bit.....went and bought more of the same reel...
won a bit more...went back for more...

That lasted until the store closed....every ticket I had bought so far were in numerical order...noone else had bought any...

I woke up the next morning and started to go back when they opened to continue my scratching....but decided to sleep in for another hour...

When I got to the store an hour and a half after they opened...some guy had JUST 5 minutes previously bought a ticket from the same reel and won 100,000.
He bought ticket # 173.....I went home and saw that I had left off on #172.
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And I've been 'with' people who have won 10,000 (3 times)...1,000 (7 times)....and 100-500 ( at least 20 times).

So far MY biggest win has been a 100 scratch-off....and that was only twice.

I"M FUCKIN DONE!

"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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Re: FVCK! The Lottery Can Kiss My ASS !....If YOU want to Win.....just buy a ticket NEAR me.
TAXI!!
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06/10/2013 02:47 PM

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Re: FVCK! The Lottery Can Kiss My ASS !....If YOU want to Win.....just buy a ticket NEAR me.
Where is near you?
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Psalm 141:10 - Let the wicked fall into thier own nets, While I escape safely.
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Re: FVCK! The Lottery Can Kiss My ASS !....If YOU want to Win.....just buy a ticket NEAR me.
TAXI!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41475851


LMAO...=-)

The powerball thing was the worst.....I had bought tickets a few days before.
When they announced where the winning ticket was bought, the inside of my house looked like a tornado went through while I searched for wherever my wife had stuck the tickets.

I had everything off every slelf...went through the trash...
eventually found them after 4 hours of looking....wife had thought they were old tickets and stuffed them in a mcdonald's bag.....found it in my 4th bag of garbage.

After all that excitement...then the letdown....then having it be my damn neighbor...I'm a wee bit ticked off. LOL
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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Ticket was bought in Bells, TX...I pass through there going back and forth to Sherman and stop there often.

It's more of a personal vacinity curse.....everyone wins either buying the ticket right before or after mine......happened SO many times it makes me sick.
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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Re: FVCK! The Lottery Can Kiss My ASS !....If YOU want to Win.....just buy a ticket NEAR me.
Not going to be around bells, anytime soon. Keep buying, maybe you will get my winning ticket.

Last Edited by txtrblmkr on 06/10/2013 03:02 PM
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Psalm 141:10 - Let the wicked fall into thier own nets, While I escape safely.

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