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My Life With The Illuminati - By Damien Tesla

 
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My Life With The Illuminati - By Damien Tesla

The question floats around the forum from time to time. We all wonder it, and want to be one of them for certain perks. But I, Damien Tesla, have breached the Illuminati and have lived among them for several years.

It was all a joke at first, but I knew after I began to get stalked and followed, that what I was messing with was something worse then I could imagine.

NOTE: I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY TYPOS OR SPELLING ERRORS, I AM VERY EAGER TO GET MY STORY OUT THERE. IT WILL BE RELEASED IN PARTS. I HAVE A JOB AND A FAMILY TO TEND TO. I WAS IN THE ILLUMINATI FOR A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME. 2005 - 2013

DO NOT THINK OF THE ILLUMINATI AS A JOKE. DO NOT MESS WITH CELEBRITIES OR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ABOUT THE SUBJECT. THEY WILL PUT A STOP TO IT. THEY ARE MORE POWERFUL THEN YOU WILL EVER KNOW.


The Beginning

It was a cold October afternoon in the windy city. After walking back to my apartment from a long day at work, I began to notice something strange. These men were following me. At certain points I would cut through ally ways to lose them, but they didn't stop. Not once. These men who were following me knew my every move. It was unsettling, and I did not know what to do.

They began to get closer and closer, and I began to move faster and faster.

I began to run. Faster then I have ever run before. My only thought was to contact police, so I ran to the police station. As I was telling the man at the front desk what was going on - while trying to catch my breathe, he looked at me like I was insane. I am a quite man, I don't ask for trouble, and I certainly don't need it. I try to make a good life in the city for me and my mother and father, while still trying to support their medical costs and have a stable work ethic.

After telling the man at the front desk what was happening, I looked back to see no one. The police circled the area, after I described what they had looked like, but there was no one in sight.

AND THEN, things began to go downhill. It was a peaceful ride home on the bus. I was no longer being followed, and I truly believed my problem had been diminished.

As I set foot in my apartment, I felt very safe.
I didn't feel worried, or nervous. I believed nothing could hurt me. But I began to find things in my home. Things I can't really explain.

There were these strange... pyramids, about the size of the palm of my hand, in precise places in my house.

First I found them in corners. But then they were everywhere!

In boxes, on shelves, on top of my TV, in my bed spread... the list goes on. These were STONE, grey pyramids. They don't just show up in peoples houses.


About a month before the incident I was spamming government officials, asking about the illuminati. I heard it from friends, and I read about it on the internet. But I wanted to know more. I didn't think it was so serious.

Anyway, 4 weeks after the pyramids, I received a letter in my mailbox.

I know this is a lot to swallow right now, but aside from being kind of a loner, I was a hacker. I never hacked the government, or other peoples computers. No, no, I hacked peoples bank accounts. I put more money into bank accounts for people that needed it, while making it look completely real at the same time. Oh, I could do much much worse. I could control the entire city if I wanted. But I wasn't interested, because it was wrong.

Anyway, I received a letter stating that I was being watched, and they were interested in the skills I had.

I had never been wanted for my skills, nor noticed for them. So this, for me, was quite a breakthrough.

But who were 'they'? Exactly. Was this a job offer? A very creepy, secret admirer?

It was a job. I showed up at a certain location, did my thing, and went home. I will not go into detail with a lot of things. If you really insist that is what you want to see, I will grant your wish. But for right now, that can not happen.

I got paid, got to see my parents, and still lived in the same home.

In this job, all medical costs were taken care of. My parents medication was delivered and payed for every week.

The people were extremely friendly. They liked me.
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Keep going ...... what happens next? hf Oh and if you like, feel free to transfer funds to me..you know I am in need. hf
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My Life With The Illuminati - By Damien Tesla

The question floats around the forum from time to time. We all wonder it, and want to be one of them for certain perks. But I, Damien Tesla, have breached the Illuminati and have lived among them for several years.

It was all a joke at first, but I knew after I began to get stalked and followed, that what I was messing with was something worse then I could imagine.

NOTE: I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY TYPOS OR SPELLING ERRORS, I AM VERY EAGER TO GET MY STORY OUT THERE. IT WILL BE RELEASED IN PARTS. I HAVE A JOB AND A FAMILY TO TEND TO. I WAS IN THE ILLUMINATI FOR A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME. 2005 - 2013

DO NOT THINK OF THE ILLUMINATI AS A JOKE. DO NOT MESS WITH CELEBRITIES OR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ABOUT THE SUBJECT. THEY WILL PUT A STOP TO IT. THEY ARE MORE POWERFUL THEN YOU WILL EVER KNOW.


The Beginning

It was a cold October afternoon in the windy city. After walking back to my apartment from a long day at work, I began to notice something strange. These men were following me. At certain points I would cut through ally ways to lose them, but they didn't stop. Not once. These men who were following me knew my every move. It was unsettling, and I did not know what to do.

They began to get closer and closer, and I began to move faster and faster.

I began to run. Faster then I have ever run before. My only thought was to contact police, so I ran to the police station. As I was telling the man at the front desk what was going on - while trying to catch my breathe, he looked at me like I was insane. I am a quite man, I don't ask for trouble, and I certainly don't need it. I try to make a good life in the city for me and my mother and father, while still trying to support their medical costs and have a stable work ethic.

After telling the man at the front desk what was happening, I looked back to see no one. The police circled the area, after I described what they had looked like, but there was no one in sight.

AND THEN, things began to go downhill. It was a peaceful ride home on the bus. I was no longer being followed, and I truly believed my problem had been diminished.

As I set foot in my apartment, I felt very safe.
I didn't feel worried, or nervous. I believed nothing could hurt me. But I began to find things in my home. Things I can't really explain.

There were these strange... pyramids, about the size of the palm of my hand, in precise places in my house.

First I found them in corners. But then they were everywhere!

In boxes, on shelves, on top of my TV, in my bed spread... the list goes on. These were STONE, grey pyramids. They don't just show up in peoples houses.


About a month before the incident I was spamming government officials, asking about the illuminati. I heard it from friends, and I read about it on the internet. But I wanted to know more. I didn't think it was so serious.

Anyway, 4 weeks after the pyramids, I received a letter in my mailbox.

I know this is a lot to swallow right now, but aside from being kind of a loner, I was a hacker. I never hacked the government, or other peoples computers. No, no, I hacked peoples bank accounts. I put more money into bank accounts for people that needed it, while making it look completely real at the same time. Oh, I could do much much worse. I could control the entire city if I wanted. But I wasn't interested, because it was wrong.

Anyway, I received a letter stating that I was being watched, and they were interested in the skills I had.

I had never been wanted for my skills, nor noticed for them. So this, for me, was quite a breakthrough.

But who were 'they'? Exactly. Was this a job offer? A very creepy, secret admirer?

It was a job. I showed up at a certain location, did my thing, and went home. I will not go into detail with a lot of things. If you really insist that is what you want to see, I will grant your wish. But for right now, that can not happen.

I got paid, got to see my parents, and still lived in the same home.

In this job, all medical costs were taken care of. My parents medication was delivered and payed for every week.

The people were extremely friendly. They liked me.
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Just role playing bullshit but no necessarily made up by the OP. It makes good "fictional" reading though.

Where is part II? I need a good story to laugh at.
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Real or not, it sounds like a good read. Please post more.
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feed the animals.. we want more!
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Part 2

If anyone is still out there, I am ready to give my second part of the story. I originally posted it last night but it was quite sloppy, so I deleted the post.

So after receiving the letter, I was told to call the number on the bottom of the paper. I will not tell what the number is. I hate these people, but I am not here to exploit them.

The man told me he knew what I was capable of, and he knew about my parents.
This man wanted to help me. He said he felt sympathetic for me, and he told me fate brought us together.

He was a nice man at first. He cared about everyone who worked for him.

He wanted me to keep the companies website secure, making sure nobody could hack into it. But other than that, he wanted me to hack into government files.

I didn't understand it. I asked multiple times about his morals with the documents, which by the way, I wasn't aloud to see at the time. But I always got the same answer, "You are not ready yet."

Don't ask me how I hacked into such a powerful network, because frankly I don't completely know, my self.

It was so... easy. It was like... they let me in.

Another strange thing while starting with the company, (which I also refuse to state what the company did) was they made me sign a contract. I unfortunately did not read it.

But I do regret that.

...

Months in, I started to fit in. We went on golf trips, and my superiors started to like me. My co-workers liked me. Everyone seemed to like me. It was like this job was all about ME.

About a year in, I finally get promoted. I was now superior to other people. I was taken to meetings, and was my bosses assistant. He always told me "one day, I'll be your assistant."

He knew that always made me happy when he saw how stressed I was.

I got to know him really well. Its safe to say that for a while, he we the best friend I could ever have. But I am going to avoid talking about him, as he was far from a friend.

Anyway, I was finally taken to one of the biggest corporate meetings of my life. I was a guy who worked 2 jobs in the city and could barely pay for my own apartment. Now I have a condo, room for me and my parents, and live in a skyscraper.

After I was greeted by everyone, I followed my boss to a row of doors, all leading to one large room.

Before entering, he told me that what I was to witness next was something I agreed to keep a secret, as I said in my contract, as long as I worked for him. He also said that when I signed the contract, I was one of them.

Then he looked me in the eye and said, "Now its time to see what it is you signed up for."

I looked at him, walked toward the doors, took a deep breathe, and opened the door in front of me.


I will have more tomorrow, keep listening.

Last Edited by JasonDavid on 06/12/2013 10:23 PM
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Is anyone else still interested?
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Is anyone else still interested?
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Yes, please we are interested!
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And I would like to talk you on e-mail, OP.
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Cool story bra
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What was your golf score on the first trip? And how much was the salad sandwich?
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Are you by any means related to THE Nikola Tesla?
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I can't do this anymore.

I don't want to die.

My last post.

I'm being watched.

Goodnight.
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I can't do this anymore.

I don't want to die.

My last post.

I'm being watched.

Goodnight.
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.....we're all being watched. Good night.
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One of these days....one of these is going to be real....Hell it could be this one. But we will never know, bc there are so many posers
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What a gyp.
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i shall do the honors and raise flag , salute! bsflag
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I'd like to share some more stuff, if anyone is still interested, please respond... Is anyone still out there?
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It has been a couple of months, it is safe now. I won't be leaving anymore.
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Tell us more please!
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We don't leave stone pyramid things around people's apartments...dumb.
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I'd like to share some more stuff, if anyone is still interested, please respond... Is anyone still out there?
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Im here i was contacted by "them" , a few days ago. They gave me a date in which they are to show up for me. I don't know if this is real or not but they sd that my name came up and that i was an artist with a different veiw of life. Still, i do not know if someone is playing a prank on me or what. Now I'm constantley looking over my shoulder. I too have a phone number and the name of Hourus as the one that contacted me. When I asked why they are doing this the response was "to see if the human race was worth the squeeze ". Is this real? ......
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We don't leave stone pyramid things around people's apartments...dumb.
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If that's true then why do I keep finding them?
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We don't leave stone pyramid things around people's apartments...dumb.
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If that's true then why do I keep finding them?
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They are real and time is short...spill it!!

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