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Message Subject FBI files: Aliens are here, they are human-like and are interested in settling here
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Here is what I know, and I offer only the truth.......

The aliens made a deal with Jesus, to fly their mystical spaceships to earth with the help of the Galactic Federation of Light. They were originally set to land in early 2000, but that pesky Niburu got in the way and it's gravitational force catapulted them into the Zeta-Reticuli Star cluster, where Nancy Lieder contacted them through a mind-meld with the grays that exist in that region. The Grays then redirected their ships back on course, only to have them land in late 2006 where they were greeted by a tribe of big-foots riding unicorns. One of the big-foots present was admired and revered because he possessed the head of the Loch Ness monster, which he kept in a gunny sack slung over his back. Jesus was reminded of how David had killed Goliath, and made him king of the big-foots. This really pissed the aliens off, so they molested some cows and shit, and this is how the FBI became involved. The documents are faked to cover up the truth, that the king of the big-foots is married to the POTUS, and is the one who actually pulls the strings in this country. The reason we never see the aliens, is because they set up base on the bottom of the sea, and most were consumed by cannibalistic mermaids.

And that's the truth. PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! y_tongue
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1542840


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