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New Guy Here.

 
lastsonofk

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Now that Nate has arrived my testicles have finally dropped. Now I will be the man my mom told me I'd be.

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Now that Nate has arrived my testicles have finally dropped. Now I will be the man my mom told me I'd be.

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I thought I heard a clanging
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Hello, Name is Nate. I'm new. This seems like an awesome site. Thank you for making it.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


So you're a newcomertard...

Lol, welcome!

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I hope you remember yesterday...the last day of sanity

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
 Quoting: Drunk Uncle


FFS I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M SCARED!!!

Hold me Drunk uncle! .... oh nvm you smell like whiskey dude, I'll just be scared by myself over here...
*Insert divine/esoteric wisdom here: N/A*
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06/13/2013 01:08 AM

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a prezzie.....

Thread: All hail the new guy nate.....

(i set him up with a starter kit)

oh, and this

[link to www.realfarmacy.com]

a hemp house

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Hello, Name is Nate. I'm new. This seems like an awesome site. Thank you for making it.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


So you're a newcomertard...

Lol, welcome!
 Quoting: Inerrancia


Now while America sleeps, you all be nice to the chosen!!!!!!
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Nothin like new assholes to bring all the old and slightly-less-new assholes together for some fun!


All hail the greatness of his Nate-ness!
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06/13/2013 01:13 AM
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Do not worry, my Son.

Nate, you are doing well on your path and you need not overwhelm yourself for doing so will only lead you upon the same path as has been constructed for you. Unlike the others, your path is your own and has no obstacles...only lessons.
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06/13/2013 01:14 AM

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Hello, Name is Nate. I'm new. This seems like an awesome site. Thank you for making it.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


So you're a newcomertard...

Lol, welcome!
 Quoting: Inerrancia


Now while America sleeps, you all be nice to the chosen!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38638284


You know, while America sleeps, Europe conspires pennywise
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Hello, Name is Nate. I'm new. This seems like an awesome site. Thank you for making it.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


Nate, you owe me $2398.12. Please send via BitCoin ASAP.

Thanks.
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06/13/2013 01:15 AM

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avoid this in voice chat nate-oh....

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“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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06/13/2013 01:16 AM

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Here is how we got Nate to come here! Rejoice suckas!!!

Thread: Really intelligent people are naturally going to be highly observant people (Page 2)
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Do not worry, my Son.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29925676


1rof1

That's the best welcoming line I've ever Heard dasbier
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06/13/2013 01:36 AM

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This thread is very funny...so many brilliant responses!

UnfortuNATEly, ever since I lost my muse, my wit has suffered greatly; I am often an empty shell, reduced to mere observation. Thank the Nate I can depend on fellow GLPers to for clever with.


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This thread is very funny...so many brilliant responses!

UnfortuNATEly, ever since I lost my muse, my wit has suffered greatly; I am often an empty shell, reduced to mere observation. Thank the Nate I can depend on fellow GLPers to for clever with.


1rof1
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


ring Nate-oh.. i think your muse is aboard their latest mothercraft....... monitoring lil-kimmy.....

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Last Edited by Citizenperth on 06/13/2013 01:40 AM
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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06/13/2013 01:42 AM
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Nate please come back...
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Is your mind enjoying the feel of bars of soap, wrapped in standard issue socks… on your flesh yet?… embrace it, let the hurt flow through you…


welcome...
wmMmw
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06/13/2013 02:01 AM

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Patience friends, the archons are on the thread, they are aligning the bumps on Nate's head to the Gaza plateau, neo-nately examining his whole body while he reposes in deep slumber. It's about 1 pm in Wisconsin, he's dreaming he's been abducted by aliens, you've all been there
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06/13/2013 02:09 AM

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Poor Nate. It's like he just stepped up to the podium at an AA meeting without knowing that the entire audience had just escaped from Bellevue mental hospital.

Welcome "The Nate"!!!!!!!!!!
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chuckle There's no place like home! Welcome Nate! hf
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1 AM, I lose all track of time
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or he's do-NATEd his body to science.. is only NATE-ural....

good on him for defending his NATE-ion....

citz_kchimp

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 06/13/2013 02:10 AM
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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Welcome and I am fairly new here too.

Gotta say, I like everything about this forum. It's been YEARS since I found one that I enjoy enough to come back regularly.

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I'm gonna tall you right now... fuck obama
It won't necessarily be the strongest who survive, nor the most intelligent.
It will be the one most capable of adapting to the rapidly changing environment.
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06/13/2013 03:09 AM

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RUN.

Now.

Stop reading and RUN.

No you can not.

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2

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RUN
THREE LAWS OF TYRANNY
(Could be read as "Three Laws of Bullying" ? )

Tyranny Law #1:
"Any power that can be abused will be abused."

Tyranny Law #2:
"Abuse always expands to fill the limits of resistance to it."

Tyranny Law #3:
"If people don't resist the abuses of others, they will have no one to resist the abuses of themselves, and tyranny will prevail."
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06/13/2013 03:26 AM

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RUN.

Now.

Stop reading and RUN.

No you can not.

3

2

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RUN
 Quoting: Lemon


he's far to down the rabbit hole now already....


join us......................

join us......................
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My Fukushima Site:
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GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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It's boring news. I'd rather read about Aliens and Time Travelers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41602383


Good!

byekitty
 Quoting: nutmeg


no problem, the trap is baited and rigged just beyond the east portal
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


or he's do-NATEd his body to science.. is only NATE-ural....

good on him for defending his NATE-ion....

:citz_kchimp:
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You aren't funny.
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06/13/2013 03:49 AM

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It's boring news. I'd rather read about Aliens and Time Travelers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41602383


Good!

byekitty
 Quoting: nutmeg


no problem, the trap is baited and rigged just beyond the east portal
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


or he's do-NATEd his body to science.. is only NATE-ural....

good on him for defending his NATE-ion....

citz_kchimp
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You aren't funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31489357


like you're a riot
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It's boring news. I'd rather read about Aliens and Time Travelers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41602383


Good!

byekitty
 Quoting: nutmeg


no problem, the trap is baited and rigged just beyond the east portal
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


or he's do-NATEd his body to science.. is only NATE-ural....

good on him for defending his NATE-ion....

citz_kchimp
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You aren't funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31489357


It's boring news. I'd rather read about Aliens and Time Travelers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41602383


Good!

byekitty
 Quoting: nutmeg


no problem, the trap is baited and rigged just beyond the east portal
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


or he's do-NATEd his body to science.. is only NATE-ural....

good on him for defending his NATE-ion....

citz_kchimp
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You aren't funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31489357


like you're a riot
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


settle you lot, i made him a welcome thread.....
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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stop playing ruff you pricks
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It's boring news. I'd rather read about Aliens and Time Travelers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41602383


Good!

byekitty
 Quoting: nutmeg


no problem, the trap is baited and rigged just beyond the east portal
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


or he's do-NATEd his body to science.. is only NATE-ural....

good on him for defending his NATE-ion....

citz_kchimp
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You aren't funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31489357


...


Good!

byekitty
 Quoting: nutmeg


no problem, the trap is baited and rigged just beyond the east portal
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


or he's do-NATEd his body to science.. is only NATE-ural....

good on him for defending his NATE-ion....

citz_kchimp
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You aren't funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31489357


like you're a riot
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


settle you lot, i made him a welcome thread.....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


no, you are way cool, I meant the Ac

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