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New Guy Here.

 
CharlieMurphy

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06/13/2013 03:32 PM
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I drink the blood of Nate. What now?

Also, Nateblood is now on sale at this website nateforhegemonicleader.com
Fuck Yea!
CharlieMurphy

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06/13/2013 03:34 PM
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Ok, your story checks out...for now. Tread lightly, for you are in the halls of Nate.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Gee, thanx bro! You know, it's very hard in the present times to keep the faith and don't get analytical or something... The Living Presence of THE NATE here is so... so..., aw my Gawd, you know bro
 Quoting: Inerrancia


Believe in nate as he believes in you. Just relax and drink a cold glass of Naterade
 Quoting: Skumbag777


Naterade is the most nateral drink ever beer2
(please, some creative GLper Bro over here, may you, pleaseplease, just design some bottle of Naterade for us???, and some merchandising stuff too, pleaseplease???)
 Quoting: Inerrancia


SIR JINXY, Earl of Images, it is your duty.
Fuck Yea!
furPete'sSake

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06/13/2013 03:38 PM

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I drink the blood of Nate. What now?

Also, Nateblood is now on sale at this website nateforhegemonicleader.com
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


everything will be ok, just in every stressful situation ask yourself What would Nate do?
JesusChrist

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06/13/2013 03:42 PM

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Welcome Nate. There is no escape unless you stop now. I don't know what it is.
Inerrancia

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06/13/2013 03:46 PM

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Thanx brothers. Thanks to you I've seen THE LIGHT OF NATE again, and I feel now so... so... geee, it's beyond words, you know what I mean, I mean...you know.

hfrockonblwkssheartsurafloatwavehfjumpy
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06/13/2013 03:55 PM
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I drink the blood of Nate. What now?

Also, Nateblood is now on sale at this website nateforhegemonicleader.com
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


everything will be ok, just in every stressful situation ask yourself What would Nate do?
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


W W N D
"I may be paranoid, but not an android."
CharlieMurphy

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06/13/2013 03:56 PM
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I drink the blood of Nate. What now?

Also, Nateblood is now on sale at this website nateforhegemonicleader.com
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


everything will be ok, just in every stressful situation ask yourself What would Nate do?
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


W W N D
 Quoting: KarinZa


The Smirnoff bottle is empty...

W W N D
Fuck Yea!
KarinZa

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06/13/2013 03:58 PM
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Embark upon the nearest hotel, make a little love to the maids, and grab as many mini-bar treasures as possible.

W W N D
"I may be paranoid, but not an android."
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06/13/2013 03:59 PM

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njrhours
 Quoting: Only Me


I Nate thee... Lady Only Me, Princess of the Gregorian Calendar.

(I apologize in advance if your a dude, I assume you are a chick by your avatar)
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


The Nate wouldn't do this!
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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06/13/2013 04:06 PM
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The level of trolling on GLP has reached a new level. God bless GLP.
Inerrancia

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06/13/2013 04:11 PM

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...and all the children of the world love Nate... (UNCLE Nate, they call Him, little angels of blessed purity...)


Last Edited by Inerrancia on 06/13/2013 04:12 PM
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06/13/2013 04:20 PM
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...and all the children of the world love Nate... (UNCLE Nate, they call Him, little angels of blessed purity...)

 Quoting: Inerrancia


It has been foretold!
Fuck Yea!
Inerrancia

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06/13/2013 05:05 PM

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Embark upon the nearest hotel, make a little love to the maids, and grab as many mini-bar treasures as possible.

W W N D
 Quoting: KarinZa


The mini-bottles of Naterade and or Nateblood, of course.
Esoteric Morgan
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06/13/2013 05:09 PM

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OMN!I think I may have witnessed HIS first miracle!

Just now, as I was channeling His Nateness, my lights briefly turned off, then came back on...then it happened: my clock NO LONGER FLASHES 12:00 12:00 12:00!! It is now in real time!!!

How this happened I do not know, but, it did.

Nate is surely Bless-ed. To Thee I bow on bended knee.

blwkss
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06/13/2013 05:12 PM
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OMN!I think I may have witnessed HIS first miracle!

Just now, as I was channeling His Nateness, my lights briefly turned off, then came back on...then it happened: my clock NO LONGER FLASHES 12:00 12:00 12:00!! It is now in real time!!!

How this happened I do not know, but, it did.

Nate is surely Bless-ed. To Thee I bow on bended knee.

blwkss
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


The fixing of clocks is just one of the small miracles Uncle Nate performs!
Fuck Yea!
Inerrancia

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06/13/2013 05:21 PM

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OMN!I think I may have witnessed HIS first miracle!

Just now, as I was channeling His Nateness, my lights briefly turned off, then came back on...then it happened: my clock NO LONGER FLASHES 12:00 12:00 12:00!! It is now in real time!!!

How this happened I do not know, but, it did.

Nate is surely Bless-ed. To Thee I bow on bended knee.

blwkss
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


You've been blessed with a Pearl of Great Nateness, sistah! The next levels of amazing grace are the stigmata and dermatoglyphs. Even maybe that you could be blessed with His Holy Face miraculously tatooed on some tender part of your anatomy!

AND I CAN FEEL HIM HERE RIGHT NOW!

Pleaseplease, some creative GLPer Bro, could you please just compose some moving Gospel music exalting THE NATE (or Uncle Nate), please. That would confort us very much, specially in the moments of weakness and temptation, thank you.

Last Edited by Inerrancia on 06/13/2013 05:51 PM
KarinZa

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06/13/2013 05:50 PM
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Embark upon the nearest hotel, make a little love to the maids, and grab as many mini-bar treasures as possible.

W W N D
 Quoting: KarinZa


If ur one of the maids daenerys im so down for that plan :)
 Quoting: Skumbag777


The Mother of Dragons thanks thee, my Unsullied, but alas I am not. I'm sure you'd like to hear that I instead whip them into order, but as you know, I don't dig whips nor slaves :)

whip

And Esoteric Morgan?? Damn I adore your humour!!
I have broken watches - I seem to suck all the battery life out of them after a few days.
"I may be paranoid, but not an android."
wisc_natureboy

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06/13/2013 05:54 PM

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I have broken watches - I seem to suck all the battery life out of them after a few days.
 Quoting: KarinZa


I know what you typed, but this is what I read:

"I have broken men- I seem to suck all the life out of them after a few days."

hiding
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We all breathe the same air.
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(love/all)
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06/13/2013 06:26 PM
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Ask and ye shall receive....I thank thee, Sir Charles of Murphy for your faith....

:NateradeAd2: :NateradeAd:
Only Me
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njrhours
 Quoting: Only Me


I Nate thee... Lady Only Me, Princess of the Gregorian Calendar.

(I apologize in advance if your a dude, I assume you are a chick by your avatar)
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


100% doomchick!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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06/13/2013 06:35 PM

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Congratulations, you are a new GLP meme....

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06/13/2013 06:38 PM
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Nate starts with "N"

N = The Nobody.

Nate is the Nobody!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34883861


agent
KarinZa

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06/13/2013 06:45 PM
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I have broken watches - I seem to suck all the battery life out of them after a few days.
 Quoting: KarinZa


I know what you typed, but this is what I read:

"I have broken men- I seem to suck all the life out of them after a few days."

hiding
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Oh dear....I think you are reading into what you want to believe! LOL

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JINXY is the MAN!!!!! He does the BEST graphics!!!!! I'm so glad he has come with us to be with NATE.
"I may be paranoid, but not an android."
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06/13/2013 07:06 PM

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Ask and ye shall receive....I thank thee, Sir Charles of Murphy for your faith....

:NateradeAd2: :NateradeAd:
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


Ye sire Jinxy thank you and thats jolly splendid to make our faith stronger for The Nate from Wisconsin. The Chosen One! drinks
No, this is Patrick!
Geofenrey (OP)

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06/13/2013 07:37 PM

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Hello. I read the previous posts and you guys are awesome.
At the end there is only love. -Alkaline Trio

If all of our days are numbered, then why do I keep counting. -The Killers
Inerrancia

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06/13/2013 07:37 PM

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Ask and ye shall receive....I thank thee, Sir Charles of Murphy for your faith....

:NateradeAd2: :NateradeAd:
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath

...and that's what I meant.
You're something like the Michelangelo of the Nate Artworship

...now, what about "NATE the Movie", or...

Last Edited by Inerrancia on 06/13/2013 07:38 PM
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06/13/2013 07:40 PM

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Hello. I read the previous posts and you guys are awesome.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


Geofenrey (OP)
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06/13/2013 07:37 PM

But, it's only 7:35 PM now.

Odd, I just noticed GLP time is 3 minutes fast or my PC is 3 minutes slow. Regardless, there are 3 minutes unaccounted for.

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06/13/2013 07:41 PM

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Ask and ye shall receive....I thank thee, Sir Charles of Murphy for your faith....

:NateradeAd2: :NateradeAd:
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath

...and that's what I meant.
You're something like the Michelangelo of the Nate Artworship

...now, what about "NATE the Movie", or...
 Quoting: Inerrancia


We should totally make a movie based on the GLP Scrolls.
The Nate would you approve that our dear chosen one? worship
No, this is Patrick!
Inerrancia

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06/13/2013 07:42 PM

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Hello. I read the previous posts and you guys are awesome.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


Geofenrey (OP)
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User ID: 28307377
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06/13/2013 07:37 PM

But, it's only 7:35 PM now.

Odd, I just noticed GLP time is 3 minutes fast or my PC is 3 minutes slow. Regardless, there are 3 minutes unaccounted for.
 Quoting: Hopeless


He surpasses Space & Time

(or there's really some conspiracy going on, I said it...)
mhanth4f

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06/13/2013 07:43 PM

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Hello. I read the previous posts and you guys are awesome.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


Geofenrey (OP)
Offer Upgrade


User ID: 28307377
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06/13/2013 07:37 PM

But, it's only 7:35 PM now.

Odd, I just noticed GLP time is 3 minutes fast or my PC is 3 minutes slow. Regardless, there are 3 minutes unaccounted for.
 Quoting: Hopeless


He surpasses Space & Time

(or there's really some conspiracy going on, I said it...)
 Quoting: Inerrancia


OH MY NATE!
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No, this is Patrick!

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